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Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by thesolutions(m): 10:47am On Jul 20, 2025

Gotocourt:
God of NOW NOW

My Jos Plateau State, I lie😅🤣😂. Money Must be Made

You mistake slogan for church name.
Captivating slogan is part of marketing or should I say evangelism

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Paut(m): 10:48am On Jul 20, 2025

10-weirdest-church-names-youll-only-find-in-nigeria.

They're forgetting this other name called 'Am not afraid of Boko Haram church'

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Achor1111(m): 11:11am On Jul 20, 2025

nairalanda1:
Thousands and thousands of muslim sects, and groupings.

What is the name of the original followers of Allah?

(Don't move the goalpost, sire).

I admire your energy!
Keep it up

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Amudeneogu: 11:14am On Jul 20, 2025

Church has now become serious business enterprises all because Nigeria is falling apart, even the native doctors, Eze nwanyi and Eze nwoke have started opening churches because they have seen that Nigeria is not serious.

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by TenQ: 11:15am On Jul 20, 2025

AntiChristian:
Thousands and thousands church names with different denominations!

What's the name of Jesus's church in the Bible?

So, you admit that your prophet lied: he said 72 Christian sects and Islamic sects will be even higher by one 73 sects

Sunan Abi Dawud 4596
Narrated AbuHurayrah: The Prophet (ﷺ) said: The Jews were split up into seventy-one or seventy-two sects; and the Christians were split up into seventy one or seventy-two sects; and my community will be split up into seventy-three sects.

So, you with thousands and your prophet with 72, who is mis-yarning between both of you

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Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by sematec(m): 11:30am On Jul 20, 2025

Yes Daddy Salvation Ministry sad

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by tanigororo: 11:31am On Jul 20, 2025

nairalanda1:
Thousands and thousands of muslim sects, and groupings.

What is the name of the original followers of Allah?

(Don't move the goalpost, sire).

No matter the sect, Muslims anywhere in the world are bound and United by the 5 pillars of Islam and it's the same anywhere in the world.

List at least 5 things that unites all Christians around the world

So what's your meaning of sect or it's just word you throw around?

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Onewazobia(m): 11:36am On Jul 20, 2025

bigpicture001:
Jehova sharp sharp is not situated in Anambra, Instead , it's in Lagos by Alakija near ojo navy barracks... That is the church where timaya came in and dragged empress nyama... And navy men dealt with him...

I know there , cuz it's close to my house.. and the name is not Jehova sharp sharp, it's just it's A. K. A

Yeah, you are right..

His posters plenty by alakija and vox

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by mctech(m): 11:45am On Jul 20, 2025

The one I saw in Abeokuta is CHRIST ORIGINAL GOSPEL CHURCH.

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Goodlady(f): 11:45am On Jul 20, 2025

AntiChristian:
Thousands and thousands church names with different denominations!

What's the name of Jesus's church in the Bible?

If person wan marry sef can it be someone like you?
See how you dey post Inciting and fanatical words on Nairaland.
Most of ya topics are against other religions. Don't you have any good things to post?

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Goodlady(f): 11:53am On Jul 20, 2025

ZombieTAMER:
Church is now a business center in the shithole

CAN is doing nothing about it

they're waiting for 2027 to collect brown envelopes from Tinubu for endorsement of Muslim Muslim ticket

Rubbish and ingredients

CAN, PFN & Catholic body need to really be up and doing. Sanitize the terrain holistically.
The case of the man sentenced to death because he killed a herder in self defense.
Look at the news here: https://independent.ng/sunday-jackson-death-sentence-a-miscarriage-of-justice/

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by livebullet(m): 12:24pm On Jul 20, 2025

phosky:
https://eyesoflagos.com/10-weirdest-church-names-youll-only-find-in-nigeria/

Christ Embassy.
Dem for just name am "Christ home office" or Christ Restaurant. or better Still" Heaven expatriates 😂

Only the Catholic church has no brand name... It's just "The Church" or the Universal church to now distinguish between the Eastern and Western rites, you may now say "Roman or Orthodox" .

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Arbiter9(m): 12:27pm On Jul 20, 2025

This thread has me laughing in the car o! Chukwudi & Sons Ministries especially grin

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by femi4: 1:02pm On Jul 20, 2025

phosky:
https://eyesoflagos.com/10-weirdest-church-names-youll-only-find-in-nigeria/

Even God go dey fear

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by bro4u: 1:35pm On Jul 20, 2025

Gotocourt:
God of NOW NOW

My Jos Plateau State, I lie😅🤣😂. Money Must be Made

Lols, God of Now Now Now located at Rukuba Road Jos, mehn this church when it was in its prime used to have members bro - on Sundays the amount of cars you would see around is uncountable., the church bought all surrounding lands and converted em to parking space,, cheesy

Funny thing is the Pastor was a garri seller before 'God called him' to become miracle pastor grin

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Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by maryalloy(f): 2:37pm On Jul 20, 2025

Gotocourt:
God of NOW NOW

My Jos Plateau State, I lie😅🤣😂. Money Must be Made

I wanted to mention this one, then i saw it. God of Now Now is in Rukuba Road in Jos

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Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Kalulu44: 2:39pm On Jul 20, 2025

I have seen so many weird churches name that I can't rmbr all. But this two I still rmbr.
GOD IS YES CHURCH, LAGOS
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW MINISTRIES, LAGOS

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Eniolohunda: 3:06pm On Jul 20, 2025

One got me rolling in the floor laughing 🤣

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Gotocourt: 3:36pm On Jul 20, 2025

bro4u:
Lols, God of Now Now Now located at Rukuba Road Jos, mehn this church when it was in its prime used to have members bro - on Sundays the amount of cars you would see around is uncountable., the church bought all surrounding lands and converted em to parking space,, Funny thing is the Pastor was a garri seller before 'God called him' to become miracle pastor

Omo nawaooo 😅🤣😂, didn't know the man's story. Baba is doing is doing business 😂🤣😅

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by naijapikin2(m): 4:21pm On Jul 20, 2025

Haaa😳😳😳

Op you can sha lie..

Haba mana.

Some of those names are capable of sending worshippers away na😃

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Ever8090: 4:24pm On Jul 20, 2025

Mightymanna:
Jesus was a Muslim, he don't know all these innovations

I am sure you are referring to Isa not Jesus Christ the Messiah

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Treasure17(m): 4:45pm On Jul 20, 2025

Chukwudi and sons ke grin

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Zico5(m): 5:22pm On Jul 20, 2025

Any church from South east or south south is just mere chop I chop church. They are established to milk the mumu people

Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by olaleke1(m): 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2025

Akinpresident:
This bro is using ChatGPT effectively for his blogging hustle.

Add some creative flex beyond the prompt result.

Exactly, Bro...guy man is so fixated on ChatGPT, it's too glaring. All the OP's write-ups are done using AI.

Come on, now...

In fact, what am I saying?

Most reports or blogs nowadays are written using AI...can spot these 20 miles away...

It is well....

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Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by Akpacha(m): 8:21pm On Jul 20, 2025

illicit:
Synagogue Church of all Nations

A synagogue is not a church actually... And it's only for the Jewish nation

They are two different things

It's just like u say Amadioha shrine church of all Nations

Damn, Amadioha is ibo

I just learned this today, thank u.

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Re: 10 Weirdest Church Names You’ll Only Find In Nigeria by DiamondNimi(m): 10:13pm On Jul 20, 2025

phosky:
https://eyesoflagos.com/10-weirdest-church-names-youll-only-find-in-nigeria/

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