₦airaland Forum

swiz123:
I don’t think you know how high 40m is; that’s at least 4 electric poles. You need to jump from a tall tree into a river to realize how hard the water becomes. It might even feel like concrete floor.

Ibime:
Evidence of someone jumping from the highest point of 3MB?

Evidence na movie wey dem dey use stuntman jump the lowest point of 3MB, something I will jump twice that height

This is the bridge in my hometown where boys jump from daily and is much higher than that nonsense Tobi Bakre stuntman jumped in that movie at the entrance to 3MB which cannot have been more than 6m

It's like the bar to be called stuntman in Nollywood is extremely low

Seun:
The bot forgot that this is a chatroom thread. Sorry about that.

Bimmarlykay:
Atleast we are now saying the same thing, it depends on the section jumped from,and all sections ain't 70m.

If i wan start agenda,i go ask you if he jump abi e no jump survive.😁

Theflint1:
The prices are nowhere close to being on par with luxury properties in Miami...14K USD is just over 1K per month, that's like the cost for a one bed in most mid-sized American cities.

TemporaryHansel:
You’re missing the point. Yes $14k per annum might sound normal by U.S. standards, but we’re not in the U.S., we’re in Nigeria, where the infrastructure, public services, security, and general quality of life aren’t even remotely close.

Even if we somehow excuse the $14K rent, how do you explain land selling for $3 million? That’s just insane.
I once saw a building in Banana Island listed for $5 million and I couldn’t help but laugh. These prices are on par with actual global mega cities, but the properties themselves, both the houses and the environment, don’t even come close in quality.

Let’s be honest the numbers are inflated beyond reason, and there’s zero justification for it in the Nigerian context.

KingTom:
God I don't want to be a Doctor anymore I want to be a Sole Administrator

TemporaryHansel:
And that’s exactly why I said it’s overpriced. There’s absolutely no justification for a house in Nigeria to go for $14,000 per year in rent. Just like there’s no reason land should be selling for $3 million anywhere in this country, it’s ridiculous.

As you said, these prices are on par with luxury properties in Miami. But let’s be honest, who in their right mind would compare Ikoyi or Banana Island to Miami?
It’s pure madness.

BlueRayDick:
@Everyone is there any free AI tool/app that can run excel analysis by just uploading excel workbook and asking it to do its thing ?

For example one uploads two different sheets into the Ai and type a prompt for it to let’s say run Vlookup . Any one like that ?

BlueRayDick:
He literally rubbished the idea that anybody can jump from the third mainland bridge and survive . In his initial post he was yapping about law of physics and how anybody who attempted to jump off the third mainland bridge would die after googling the height of third mainland bridge .

It was only an after thought for him to start talking about highest point and lowest point . And that was because he saw evidence that someone actually did jump off the bridge .

The initial post he even reacted to was about a guy advertising opening for a stuntman to jump off the bridge for a movie scene and get paid .

Since the lowest point is easy to jump , maybe make him sef do and record am since it’s now the easiest thing to do in the world

Seun:
The bot forgot that this is a chatroom thread. Sorry about that.

Ibime:
Stop being disingenuous. In my initial post I gave the height of 3rd Mainland Bridge and the reasons why such a jump would be fatal while you were talking about Ijaw and Itsekiri being able to jump the bridge.

You are the one who is bringing stuntman jumping entrance and exit points as evidence after goofing like a typical arts student. Of course a bridge must start from somewhere. When you talk of jumping off a bridge, nobody is talking about jumping from the lowest entrance point. I was even disgusted when you guys brought Tobi Bakre video as evidence cos any swimmer can jump double that, as if that's what we are discussing. Only someone with fear of swimming will bring that video as evidence of anything. We are discussing Physics, you are discussing swimming. You just dey find agenda to excuse your goof.

DissTroy:
It depends on your prompting. There's a deluge of AI tools which would confuse you.

But ChatGPT plugins, Gemini (when you create Gems with it), and Perplexity AI can do this. Yes, the free versions too instead of paying $50/per for other specialized tools.

Start with asking it to "Act like a Senior Data Analyst with specialties in Excel and Google Sheets". Ask it to use a Temperature of 0.2 for accuracy.

Exploring AI tools is one the main reasons I've been away from here and most of social media - exploring AI.

If your prompt game is good, you can do just about anything with the regular AI tools.

givedemwotowoto:
The CPC block is fragmented now. They will stay within the various states and political leadership for now until someone’s profile rises. There’s no single individual that can inherit most of them immediately.

Buhari was the binding factor for all these groups of political blocs and presently, no single individual has his profile to be able to inherit most of them. The closest to Buhari is Atiku though he doesn’t have all it takes.

Atiku is the most influential politician in Northern Nigeria as of this moment and he will inherit many of Buhari’s voters. Atiku already inherited a big chunk of Shehu Yar’Adua structure and I think he has what it takes to expand his influence.

BlueRayDick:
Thanks . I know ChatGPT may be able to run something close , but I was thinking there was a specific Ai tool built for Workbooks/excel ; u know like there are:

- Specific Ai for image editing: ChatGPT. Most tools can multitask though. I'm just mentioning the free ones.

If it's unlimited photorealistic image generation, then Gemini is going head-to-head with ChatGPT since June at least.


- transcribing Teams meeting minutes from speech to word , etc : Otter.ai is free.

BlueRayDick:
Make una hear yeye talk for this one mouth .

Pix 1- You attacked my post about the opening for a stuntman to jump off the bridge and get paid . In ur haste to score a non-existent point u were quoting Ababio physics textbook without thinking of the possibility that jumping off the bridge can happen at any point . You carry STEM brain to rule out any possibility of jumping off the bridge and surviving .

Pix 2- Somoen brought out evidence that indeed it is possible to jump off the bridge and survive . It was recorded and duly documented online .

Pix 3- Your STEM brain has gone back to default settings and u remember it’s possible to jump off the bridge at some certain points . Now you are yapping about why he jumped off the edge and not at the middle of the lagoon .

Now u want to have a discussion about goofing ; Ndi STEM brain . Shior !

BlueRayDick:
Thanks . I know ChatGPT may be able to run something close , but I was thinking there was a specific Ai tool built for Workbooks/excel ; u know like there are:

- Specific Ai for image editing:


- transcribing Teams meeting minutes from speech to word , etc :

DissTroy:
Image editing: ChatGPT. Most tools can multitask though. I'm just mentioning the free ones.
If it's unlimited photorealistic image generation, then Gemini is going head-to-head with ChatGPT since June at least.

Transcribing meetings: Otter.ai is free.

BlueRayDick:
Thanks .

I know of the Ai for transcribing meetings and making images ; I was only using those features as examples of skills/ activities that have their own specific Ai tools .

I was wondering if there was a specific Ai tool for running Excel too.

Thanks , will explore the ChatGPT as you suggested .

BlueRayDick:
@Everyone is there any free AI tool/app that can run excel analysis by just uploading excel workbook and asking it to do its thing ?

For example one uploads two different sheets into the Ai and type a prompt for it to let’s say run Vlookup . Any one like that ?

DissTroy:
This is probably the most underrated yet it's free. Most AI influencers or productivity boost influencers mostly ignore it:

https://tinywow.com/ .

Other platforms offer the same features at a premium.

iamoyindamola:
Yes use deepseek or Gemini, ChatGPT will charge you
You can also try meta
Your prompt matters though

DissTroy:
Yes to the first three.
Meta AI is shît, man; for image generation, for editing, for deep research or anything. Even Perplexity of yesterday or Kiwi AI do these things tens of times better than Meta.