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Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Originalsly: 5:53pm On Jul 21, 2025
rinzaugustine:
Why can’t Africans convert all these practices to advancement in science and technology for progress?
Isn't this scientific advancement? ... Science beyond the comprehension of the world's best scientists? This has been a part of African justice system ... never prisons and lawyers. Instant justice. Maybe two weeks of bleating?... he just has to stay quiet at nights or risk being shot by a hunter or eaten by .....
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by simply22: 6:00pm On Jul 21, 2025
This is very funny! Most likely is for content.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Aydot99(m): 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Team “Juju does not exist” will be here soon

Even when the white man believes in African spirituality, the brainwashed black man does not believe.

A continent where you find educated people who believe a man in the Middle East died for their sins in Africa.
Team juju dey. Look am well na. Does this look authentic for your face.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by MadamExcellency: 6:04pm On Jul 21, 2025
makahlj2:
This will teach him.

24 more characters needed, why
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by omooba05: 6:07pm On Jul 21, 2025
Where i come from,you must not steal or else , you will not live to tell the story, this one is even lucky
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by JuanDeDios: 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Team “Juju does not exist” will be here soon

Even when the white man believes in African spirituality, the brainwashed black man does not believe.

A continent where you find educated people who believe a man in the Middle East died for their sins in Africa.
This post makes no sense. It's people who believe in Christianity and Islam that believe in and even fear juju. I've never seen anybody who says "juju does not exist" who goes to church. Not one.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Godsonkemz(m): 6:09pm On Jul 21, 2025
Juju get level
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jul 21, 2025
JuanDeDios:
This post makes no sense. It's people who believe in Christianity and Islam that believe in and even fear juju. I've never seen anybody who says "juju does not exist" who goes to church. Not one.
They are here on Nairaland. May be you have not come across them.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by torqque7(m): 6:19pm On Jul 21, 2025
This got me laughing so hard..Omoh owner of goat wicked sha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 grin grin
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Lekby25: 6:20pm On Jul 21, 2025
bobonla:
Hehehe. We need the owner here in Nigeria to swear for our politicians
Yes oo. Let them begin to bleat like goat if they steal our yam
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by JuanDeDios: 6:20pm On Jul 21, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
They are here on Nairaland. May be you have not come across them.
A Christian who said "juju does not exist"? Hmm. I'd love to see one.

They go to church because they don't want Satan or witches or juju to kill them.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by hohafrank(m):
The juju man should be brought to Nigeria if he not Nigerian so that he can use it on our politicians looting our common wealth.
That will be interesting.We could imagine the drug lord bleating like goat.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by ZaddyJ: 6:27pm On Jul 21, 2025
grin
Only you swallow goat and chicken
The next one
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Juoflife1(f): 6:28pm On Jul 21, 2025
I'm sorry but the bleating gets funnier every time he does it. grin
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by ZaddyJ: 6:29pm On Jul 21, 2025
JuanDeDios:
A Christian who said "juju does not exist"? Hmm. I'd love to see one.

They go to church because they don't want Satan or witches or juju to kill them.
One full was telling me that , watching of too much Nollyhood has made me not to think well . After I commented that juju is real due to one thread that has one Keke rider return 7m naira to his passenger who had misplaced it .
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Deepspirituals: 6:40pm On Jul 21, 2025
ogaemma:
Some Nigerians have juju power's like this and they cannot use it on the real thieves in Government House's, Aso Rock and National Assembly.
Wasted juju power.
U are Funny , And U think Aso Rock People no be Master of Juju .. Dey Play
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Mathain19(m): 6:44pm On Jul 21, 2025
That Juju strong ooo!
No Mercy grin >: grin
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Dzzzz: 6:48pm On Jul 21, 2025
Animal Activist done show..
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jul 21, 2025
OluwaBlessyn:
But why can’t these juju be used for the betterment of Africa

At least let dem channel it into a development
This is the right question, exact questions the so called whites ask to bring about innovations. Not always demonising our powers.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Bahamas95(m): 6:57pm On Jul 21, 2025
Angelfrost:
So called woke and liberal people who call themselves "mentally superior" be sleeping on this Voodoo matter...!

Witchcraft is real!

No amount of scientific advancement or indepth knowledge will change that!
Don't mind them jor!

You see all forms of pretenders on the internet. They think admitting witchcraft is real makes them look primitive.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by FreeIgboho: 6:59pm On Jul 21, 2025
Angelfrost:
So called woke and liberal people who call themselves "mentally superior" be sleeping on this Voodoo matter...!

Witchcraft is real!

No amount of scientific advancement or indepth knowledge will change that!
Bahamas95:
Don't mind them jor!

You see all forms of pretenders on the internet. They think admitting witchcraft is real makes them look primitive.
ogaemma:
Some Nigerians have juju power's like this and they cannot use it on the real thieves in Government House's, Aso Rock and National Assembly.
Wasted juju power.
😅 If this were true Tinubu would have been sounding like bullion van for long!😂
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by FreeIgboho: 7:06pm On Jul 21, 2025
Bahamas95:
Don't mind them jor!

You see all forms of pretenders on the internet. They think admitting witchcraft is real makes them look primitive.
But why don't people like you ever ask simple cogent questions? This same place has countless unsolved robberies running into billions, how come it only works on two chickens and a goat?! grin
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by AngelahFlo(m): 7:19pm On Jul 21, 2025
risos:
This is pure talent
I need to partner with this guy in serious poultry and goat production
the guy speaks and writes in goatian and fowlese language, that's something to start with
Guy you no serious o
Someone is bleating like a goat and you're thinking of making money out of his predicament. Na wa!!!
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Urgent1Million: 7:28pm On Jul 21, 2025
Why is the goat boy smiling?
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by adecz: 7:45pm On Jul 21, 2025
These east Africans get confam juju...
👍👍👍

Our Nigerian so-called juju men and alfas
are just fake hustlers.👎👎👎
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Jamsam: 9:19pm On Jul 21, 2025
Some people still think juju doesn't work I pity them try Igbo people you will cry na them get juju pass
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Jamsam: 9:21pm On Jul 21, 2025
Some people think juju doesn't work, try Igbo people you will cry na them get juju pass
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 21, 2025
Ediko5 tell us what you stole.

I believe in the God of Chosen,he can deliver you.nothing is impossible for Jesus
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by IBB007(m): 9:44pm On Jul 21, 2025
Lol…before I open the story I don know say na Kenya or Zimbabwe… wey weird human beings
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by emperor4love(m): 9:52pm On Jul 21, 2025
Jamsam:
Some people still think juju doesn't work I pity them try Igbo people you will cry na them get juju pass
so na only Igbo dey juju ur tribe no dey do am
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by GenFunction: 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2025
Baba use small one collect big one.
Re: A Thief Stole Two Goats And Two Chickens And Started Bleating Like Goat ...Juju by sugaboi01(m): 10:07pm On Jul 21, 2025
My people here for ekiti fit even do pass this one self especially ikere
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