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Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by pencillite1(op): 2:19pm On Jul 24, 2025
this kind visit lasan,in all thine doing avoid am oo ,he get why 😁😁

Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by overdrive(m): 2:22pm On Jul 24, 2025
Na to follow back yard door leave town especially if na wowo girl. cool
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Emmy000seun(m): 2:47pm On Jul 24, 2025
Lol...😂😂maybe dey just want to come and use a few days nko?? At least you can see dey come with their stuff already meaning they came prepared for everything..so why panic..😂😂..na to entertain them, and if night comes and fortunately rain come join, twosome fit come out...nko ayo nani..🙄😂😂
pencillite1:
this kind visit lasan,in all thine doing avoid am oo ,he get why 😁😁
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by muyico(m): 3:58pm On Jul 24, 2025
Why? Why ? Why ? Why? No be you give am Belle?? Men fear God??
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by PapaNnamdi: 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2025
If the fruit of your labour has a mommy 🤣
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by pencillite1(op): 9:52am On Jul 25, 2025
Emmy000seun:
Lol...😂😂maybe dey just want to come and use a few days nko?? At least you can see dey come with their stuff already meaning they came prepared for everything..so why panic..😂😂..na to entertain them, and if night comes and fortunately rain come join, twosome fit come out...nko ayo nani..🙄😂😂
Eggzactly this stuff the brought along can cater for them and the extra visitor on the way in less than 9 months 😂
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Kobicove(m): 7:47pm On Jul 25, 2025
Is this the man responsible for your pregnancy? grin
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by AmakaDigital: 7:47pm On Jul 25, 2025
It is shameful. Fornication doesn't pay.
Any man who can't control his sexual urges will not be able to dictate his future but will be controlled by women.
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by dammyco(m): 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2025
E don set be that. Na to go dey buy pampers o.

Open your eyes
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Blizzy300(m): 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2025
Funny how I initially wanted my gf to get belle for me

Werey go carry belle for another man
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by ExAngel007(f): 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2025
When you are enjoying it, you don't know? , Now you want to run away. Guy face ur music.
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Kobicove(m): 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2025
overdrive:
Na to follow back yard door leave town especially if na wowo girl. cool
No escape for you, come back here and accept your responsibility grin
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by donleo92(m): 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2025
It has happened to one of my guys back then in 2018.

What saved that guy was that his mum had a restaurant.

But now they have two more kids now, and the guy has taken over the mum's restaurant. Baba don turn am to bar, restaurant and car wash.

He is running it with his baby mama. But with prayer, them go marry soon
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Ebukacute(m): 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2025
You won't even have the time to construct your denial well
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Goodlady(f):
pencillite1:
this kind visit lasan,in all thine doing avoid am oo ,he get why 😁😁
All men carrying their carrot 🥕 prreeek to impregnate teenagers, God will judge una.
Cos I don't know the pleasure in having sex with underaged and innocent people.
Sex is meant for adults.

joceey:
Weytin bring preek enter the matter ?E fi be the guy mumsy abi aunty and the daughter You and 🥕 preek e dey your body grin grin grin
Go and brush ya môuth before you talk to me.
Use møuth wash too.

Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by RollinTNDA: 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2025
grin grin grin In 2face voice
Before you choose to use
Before you choose to use your device
🤧
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by ARISHEM: 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2025
You know how to open her door to give her belle. But you don’t want to open your own door to welcome her parents
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2025
Real OGs don't get scared of this kind of visit. We keep records for a reason. I will advise the mother to also visit other accomplices because the kondo you see here, no be only me dey shine am.

Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jul 25, 2025
Full time house wife. Was that not your goal when you were using your device?
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Habib101: 7:52pm On Jul 25, 2025
hahaha, another nollywood movie situation is in the process of happening .
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by polite2(m): 7:54pm On Jul 25, 2025
This is trouble. And obviously it always follows with I'm not responsible for it
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by ezra1990: 7:54pm On Jul 25, 2025
Ever heard of withdrawal or okpu nnabuenyi...dey play...na who water see im leg...e dey carry
IncredibIeboy:
Laugh out loud. The only way to avoid this is to practice abstinence.
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Neutra11: 7:55pm On Jul 25, 2025
this kind visit lasan,in all thine doing avoid am oo ,he get why 😁😁
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Danelo(m): 7:56pm On Jul 25, 2025
Nothing else to move to front pagehuhhuhhuh?


Cus what's this?
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by alizma: 7:57pm On Jul 25, 2025
overdrive:
Na to follow back yard door leave town especially if na wowo girl. cool
That's why you should not allow longer throat to choose for you. For every woman you sleep with, chances are that she could get pregnant so choose wisely.
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by joceey(m): 7:58pm On Jul 25, 2025
Goodlady:
All men carrying their carrot 🥕 prreeek to impregnate teenagers, God will judge una.
Cos I don't know the pleasure in having sex with underaged and innocent people.
Sex is meant for adults.
Weytin bring preek enter the matter ?E fi be the guy mumsy abi aunty and the daughter You and 🥕 preek e dey your body grin grin grin
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by BareFacedLies(m): 7:59pm On Jul 25, 2025
overdrive:
Na to follow back yard door leave town especially if na wowo girl. cool
Na who you wan leave am for?

When you dey pump am you no knwo
Re: Do Anything And Everything To Avoid This Kind Of Visitors � by Olalekanbanky1(m): 7:59pm On Jul 25, 2025
Mulika is pregnant. Congratulations to you and the incoming baby
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