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I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Dayvidoo(op): 4:01pm On Aug 06, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BpdrNut4YY?si=CKd1BSuRniC3R8h9

Popular Nigerian skit maker and comedian Josh2Funny has revealed that in all his “765 and a half” past relationships, he has never had to toast a woman — not even once.

In a recent interview, the comedian jokingly bragged about his looks, saying he’s always been the
“spec,”
and that it was actually his wife who chased him.

“She just saw me and said, ‘Which kind guy fine like this?’” he said with a straight face, causing laughter across the room.
When asked if he considers himself one of the finest comedians in the country, Josh didn’t hesitate to crown himself number one.

“I be fine boy now. Who fine pass me? Mention one comedian wey fine pass me from this Nigeria,” he challenged the interviewer. And when a few names were thrown in, Josh fired back: “I know what you mean, You know say handsome means when you get something for your hand. Those ones get money, pass me. But dem no fine pass me.”
Switching gears to his music side, the content creator said he’s hoping to collaborate with some of Nigeria’s fast-rising and established stars.

“I would really love to work with Don Jazzy, and I like CKay. I’d love to make music with him. And Qing Madi too — we go do anniversary shout out together,” he said.
Source: Lindaikejiblog @IG

Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Thundafireseun: 4:07pm On Aug 06, 2025
This guy has never made me laugh… him and AY are not funny

If I want to Laugh lately… I look for either RUKKY comedy or Kelvinblack comedy…

This guys are good
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by valentineuwakwe(m): 4:20pm On Aug 06, 2025
You weren't man enough then, you no get money or you be simp.



Simple!
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Houseofglam7(f): 4:20pm On Aug 06, 2025
Mtchewwwwwwwww mtchewwwwwwwww mtchewwwwwwwww
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Skillsnigeria: 4:21pm On Aug 06, 2025
Noted grin

Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by casdoruche: 4:21pm On Aug 06, 2025
The guy is too funny. Them toast am or maybe them toast am.

Fine man

Keep playing
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by nairalee(m): 4:22pm On Aug 06, 2025
nowadays no need to even toast anymore most times I just flow with her and see how it goes. If it will lead to relationship it will spark naturally
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by GanagiBitrus: 4:23pm On Aug 06, 2025
We don't know him here in Kafanchan.



Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by njokuuche77(m): 4:27pm On Aug 06, 2025
Oga Seun please remove this "more characters needed" on this forum.
Don't you see that it's making the platform worse?
People just copy and paste rules to occupy space or type rubbish, thereby making discussions difficult.
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by oluseyiforjesus(m): 4:27pm On Aug 06, 2025
Congratulations
So we should fry egg
Is dat an achievement?

No mind me na only congratulations I won talk na 40 character make me talk all dos ones
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Kalulu44: 4:28pm On Aug 06, 2025
Thundafireseun:
This guy has never made me laugh… him and AY are not funny

If I want to Laugh lately… I look for either RUKKY comedy or Kelvinblack comedy…

This guys are good
Akpan and Oduma nko, try them and laugh away your sorrow
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by motymop: 4:33pm On Aug 06, 2025
it is not a thing of pride to say something like that

that means the women only came to you because of what you had grin
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Thundafireseun: 4:33pm On Aug 06, 2025
Kalulu44:
Akpan and Oduma nko, try them and laugh away your sorrow
To be honest I see their videos online every day…. But I haven’t watched them because they look dull ….

I don’t laugh at foooooooolish things…..
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by olaiya2007(m): 4:33pm On Aug 06, 2025
Who toasting epp... As long as u get money, money itself na toasting on its own
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Kalulu44: 4:35pm On Aug 06, 2025
Thundafireseun:
To be honest I see their videos online every day…. But I haven’t watched them because they look dull ….

I don’t laugh at foooooooolish things…..
Tell me yours and let's see and contrast what makes us laugh
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Kingpele(m): 4:37pm On Aug 06, 2025
Is normal once you are attractive but bragging about it ,is a sign of immaturity
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Thundafireseun: 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2025
Kalulu44:
Tell me yours and let's see and contrast what makes us laugh
Watch both Rukky comedy and Kelvinblack comedy


For Kelvin black comedy…. Watch the videos/ comedy where he is called governor amuneke LOL 😆…. You will roll on the floor with laughter
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by NastiLord: 4:44pm On Aug 06, 2025
Just remove bundles of naira notes in front of women and see them run after you like chickens running after the owner for food.
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Kaido: 4:53pm On Aug 06, 2025
valentineuwakwe:
You weren't man enough then, you no get money or you be simp.



Simple!
If you attract women, you won't have the time to toast them. They will make things easy for you. I never toast woman, ladies dey just like me.
One man once jokingly told me, if I open church that women go plenty 😁
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by faoogoke(m): 4:55pm On Aug 06, 2025
If you wan laf try Odumeje. He is the greatest of them all! grin grin grin

Thundafireseun:
This guy has never made me laugh… him and AY are not funny

If I want to Laugh lately… I look for either RUKKY comedy or Kelvinblack comedy…

This guys are good
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by tutuonye: 4:56pm On Aug 06, 2025
The guyman no even fine. You don see handsome guys? Babes wey dey rusham dey do so cos of his sense of humor finish
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Angelfrost(m): 5:09pm On Aug 06, 2025
Okay... Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.

Some things are better left unsaid tbh!
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Kalulu44: 5:10pm On Aug 06, 2025
Thundafireseun:
Watch both Rukky comedy and Kelvinblack comedy


For Kelvin black comedy…. Watch the videos/ comedy where he is called governor amuneke LOL 😆…. You will roll on the floor with laughter
Honestly apart from Akpan and Oduma, and Sabinus/Mr Funny. I hardly see or waste my time watching others. But I will try sha
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by xynerise: 5:24pm On Aug 06, 2025
"Toasting" is outdated. That's a lot of stress if you ask me
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by femi4: 5:31pm On Aug 06, 2025
Thundafireseun:
This guy has never made me laugh… him and AY are not funny

If I want to Laugh lately… I look for either RUKKY comedy or Kelvinblack comedy…

This guys are good
Josh is intellectually funny...not your regular sabinus or taoma
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Thundafireseun: 5:32pm On Aug 06, 2025
Kalulu44:
Honestly apart from Akpan and Oduma, and Sabinus/Mr Funny. I hardly see or waste my time watching others. But I will try sha
I used to enjoy Sabinus but he is becoming stale Nothing new ….

Watch this two guys I recommend to you and save my moniker, you will come back and thank me…. They diversify themselves and their ideas …..
Today Rukky is a police officer…. Next he is a native doctor…. Lol a lot of funny ideas…

Kelvinblack I enjoy him more when he is governor Amuneke 😆😆😆😆…
But he is also playing other roles sometimes without even saying a single word and you will get the message from him 😆😆😆
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Thundafireseun: 5:35pm On Aug 06, 2025
femi4:
Josh is intellectually funny...not your regular sabinus or taoma
Intellectually funny and he went to fulllll himself at Britain got talent …. I’m sure intellect has a new meaning to you
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by femi4: 5:39pm On Aug 06, 2025
Thundafireseun:
Intellectually funny and he went to fulllll himself at Britain got talent …. I’m sure intellect has a new meaning to you
Lolz
You can see you can't differentiate if that content was real or not

A 5mins Google search would have helped you
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by whippersnapper(m): 5:40pm On Aug 06, 2025
I think if it has to do with didactic comedy I give it to calistus and Japan and oduma. Sarcasm Mr macaroni. Poetic layiwasabi. Mimetic sabinus. Funny lassie. The rest are just pure noise
Re: I Didn’t Toast Any Girl In All My Relationships” — Comedian Josh2funny by Kalulu44: 5:51pm On Aug 06, 2025
Thundafireseun:
I used to enjoy Sabinus but he is becoming stale Nothing new ….

Watch this two guys I recommend to you and save my moniker, you will come back and thank me…. They diversify themselves and their ideas …..
Today Rukky is a police officer…. Next he is a native doctor…. Lol a lot of funny ideas…

Kelvinblack I enjoy him more when he is governor Amuneke 😆😆😆😆…
But he is also playing other roles sometimes without even saying a single word and you will get the message from him 😆😆😆
About Sabinus you're right, he's getting stale at the moment with too much additional adverts. Honestly this two people you mentioned I am just hearing about them for the first time, but like I said I will give them a try. But my Akpan and Oduma anytime anyday
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