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💨 10 FACTS ABOUT FARTING YOU PROBABLY DIDNT KNOW💨

How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum??

These are some things you should know about them:

√ An average person farts around 14 times a day.Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.

√ Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.

√ This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor

√ The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.

√ Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.

√ Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.

√ If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.

√ Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.

√ Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.

√ Men fart more than women

So let it out, fart if you can it's healthy don't fight nature...go ahead and fart.

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You said Gum & Soda makes one farts more, I think milk will make someone farts even more.

One day,I enter taxi from Garrison junction to Rumuola, my system come shake small,I realese one silent night mess, every where scatter,The woman wey dey back of taxis begin dey abuse the person wey mess papa,me sef follow abuse my father,papa sorry,Na Atabala and plantain pepper soup cause am

The driver suppose stop the 🚗 , imagine if na air-conditioned 🚗

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One day,I enter taxi from Garrison junction to Rumuola, my system come shake small,I realese one silent night mess, every where scatter,The woman wey dey back of taxis begin dey abuse the person wey mess papa,me sef follow abuse my father,papa sorry,Na Atabala and plantain pepper soup cause am

Stinkier and healthier in same sentence ke. I go use Thanos hand punch OP o😹😹

Ah! So na like this fart get full CV wey pass some people LinkedIn profile — as Yoruba go talk, eni ti ko tu, inu re ko ni bale (person wey no release, e belle no go rest).

Who know say ordinary “bum trumpet” fit get speed like Usain Bolt, carry health benefits, and even come with gender differences?

Next time somebody unleash one, instead make you vex, just remember say dem dey contribute to science, medicine, and maybe small comedy too.

You are blessed if you don't have problems farting.

My best friends favorite hobby. I no fit by mistake sleep for I'm house even if midnight don reach

Milk and yoghurt makes one fart more.

I hate people doing it in public

Make I continue to dey fart be that, I was the gang leader during my secondary school days.

TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND;

Lousy fart: A loud fart can be released anywhere at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the…

Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart.

Odorless fart: Farts that have no smell. Only mean that too much air has accumulated in the body and is now ready to pass and exit.

Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell.

Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend and tried hard to make it silent but the thing blow out of proportion at a very loud resounding rate disturbing everyone.

Constipated fart: Fart released after over eating and over drinking by not allowing food to digest.

Penetrable farts: You can’t shout or scream after the sound. You hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene.

Fragmented fart: A series of short, repetitive, interrupted bursts of gas.

The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one.

The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter.

Troubled fart: A loud fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Example: Like armed robbers with guns identifying themselves while knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house.

Naso i fart inside danfo trowey face, everybody come dey look each other like "sey na you fart", me just trowey face make everybody dey chop the perfume

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Let me do small farting 💨
Hahahahaha hahahahaha Hahahahaha

Statement retracted after few research. But to leave it at that

This is serious. And I have been very uncomfortable when the thing comes.
Na to dey fart anyhow from now onwards.

I fart a lot and it causes problems between my wife and I. I love the relief it gives. God

Why won't women fart stinks more than men's own, when they go out with different men and eat different combinations at the end of the day na the boyfriend she's cohabiting with go suffer am.

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This thread dey smell.

Back in the days when I ingest beans like.. I fart with pride in the class room and I really know how to release the air without sound.. It ckokes!... Those farts of mine were rated 2nd most

ARISHEM:
People use different methods to release farts. For example crossing of legs especially by women could be a sign of a loose cannon about to go ballistic. When you see someone about to let it happen, make way and take cover immediately.

no be small make a way and women sabi cross leg to fart or they'll raise their nyash small, just know that abido shaker is about to happen.

na who eat dey fart. me wey never eat anything na my intestines i go fart?

Never ashamed to let it out. I can't be unnatural to impress anyone. But no go fart for interview oo

People use different methods to release farts. For example crossing of legs especially by women could be a sign of a loose cannon about to go ballistic. When you see someone about to let it happen, make way and take cover immediately.


And Some people fart in an enclosed box to box crowd where escape will be difficult and will still be asking everyone affected who fart. If you are a person that don’t talk much in the midst they will hold you suspect and hold grudge against you.

daveP:
Stinkier and healthier in same sentence ke. I go use Thanos hand punch OP o😹😹

this is funny. bro look my singnature im on my knees

If you frequently delay passing gas when your body signals the need, you may be putting yourself at risk of a serious medical emergency — intestinal obstruction.

Calm down. Too much fart too could be a sign of underlying illness.

Life is all about moderation.

Very funny thread
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Fart does not smell funny
It smells bad and pungent

Bia Op who is the person you want us to thank when we fart? Sey na the receiver of the fart abi

True life experience.

But before then let me ask is it all farts that healthy?

Year 2020 during the time of COVID19 I won't forget what happened that day. My phone was faulty so I went to repair it, at the phone technician's shop it crowdy and I ate a lot of beans that day. I was standing amongst the waiting to be attended to when nature came calling and it happened to a very silent gases that filtered out of my anus.

Ooo my God there was commotion everywhere in the shop, everyone was shouting and running out of the shop I couldn't help but to join them in shouting.

Before I know it the owner of the shop who's the main technician brought out air freshener from nowhere and started spray it in the air while crying at same time.

Then I was like man what have I done. So are all farts and gases healthy for human inhalation??