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In my area we have been sufering from goat attacks,many of us are family people that have lil gardens where we grow our own foods.
Some even have nearby farms,but goats wont allow neither us or the crops to rest.

We have laid complaints to their minders all to no avail,so you either ignore and allow the goats ravage your crops or chase them when they come around.
Some of the goats has red issakaba cloth tied around their necks,giving the impression that,you shouldnt touch them...but i know i would cook one of them chop in a matter of weeks.

These goats have destroyed many farmlards,with owners counting their losses and leaving the rest in the hands of God.
But not me.

Last night,.... 1:56am precisely i woke up to some nasty cord chewing and noctunal bleating, i peeped thru my windows,unlocked it and saw herds of goats inside my gardens having. the breakfast of their lives,them forget say i ve hot temper.

Caaz:
These goats have destroyed many farmlards,with owners counting their losses and leaving the rest in the hands of God.
But not me.

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You pour them hot water?

Raw beans and water is enough

I quietly went inside my kitchen,turned on my cylinder,because i. Have had it up to my neck,i had wanted boiling the water with hot plate since there' was light,but my brain told me otherwise.

Warri where i m from,goats nor dey waka for night,you would always see them nesting against the wall in the evening happyly chewing their cords recounting their strayling daily activities.

Coupled with how they ve suffered us(me)....i decided to go loco on them...some have even wandered inside my Cassava farms...
Some settled for my habaneros(pepper wey i dey us help my life 7seeds of pepper here goes for #500)

I woke my lil nephew up and told him everything,incase anything happen to me,meanwhile my husband was sleeping peacefuly oblivious of happenings...person wey suppose to protect me,dey sleep dey go even get mind dey snore,zero physical back up.

I boiled the water..3 times filled to the iron pail,positioned my lil nephew at the windows,atleast make i get eye witness.

I slowly unlocked the bolts,came out,then tapped my feet,the lord was on my side,with a well litted bulb shinning brightly.

Those inside my garden took to their heels whilst colliding with themselves,but those were not my target...

Them go feel.the wrath of an angry isoko woman.

My garden target were the one inside my Cassava garden,i hid by the edge of the wall partition,then voom,the stampede started, i raised my bucket of hot water mixed with cameroun pepper,then forgot my home training on them...i was blindfolded by anger, pains,all the snide words their minders has used on us when we went to complaint

After the hot water landed on them,then shouts of meeeeem,eeeeeem,meeeeem rented the air,i must give kudos to nepa because of the steady 24hrs light in my area,and my frontage is well litted.

One of the witches(goat) was pregnant,so as mama feelam,the pikin sef go feelam.the corns in my garden fruiting them emptied the leaf,come still fall the stalk down.

I was sure i redecorated like 5 basterds goats with hot water mixed with pepper,as dem feelam for body them go still salama too for their eyes...i was determine turning them to al,binos

I nor go come fear darkness,come dey shit inside house.

I entered my sitting room was locking the locks when my hubs saw me,he was shocked, he asked where i was coming from.
For his mind...E don catch me red handed.

I told him i had gone to do the lords work which says...sufferet not witches to live,that the kingdom of God has bn sufering violence,and only the violent taketh it by force.,simply put iwent for evangelism.
Goats wey say make i nor enjoy the fruits of my labour,go end up either d.ead or with vitiligo skin.

He asked...what was the bucket for?....i told him i used it for baptism of my new converts.
I kept a straight face....i didn't mince my words,i nor blink my eyes,i was focused,i know he would be proud of me when matters align when day break properly.

I know too well that some of those witches will not survive my hot water baptism,but i dont really give a flying fvck.


Anyone that has mind of returning back again to my garden,i would mobilise my sons with biscuits and cold coca cola,make them catch them for me,i,would beat she'ge from the goat body,then take the goat to police station.

No be only human being dey enter police cells,goats too dey enter.

muyico:
Raw beans and water is enough

Raw Bean keh,be like you be elon musk

I came back inside, Met my husband looking at me surprised,as i was bolting the door,he asked where i was coming from?
I told him,i went to do the lord's work,simply put i went for evangelism.
He scanned me from head to toes.


And the bucket,he queried further.....
I told him i used the pail for baptism of my unrepentant converts.

The minder wanted to do a Fulani herdsmen style of you.

I wonder how people are comfortable with their animals crisscrossing boundaries and destroying other people's property.

Caaz:
I came back inside, Met my husband looking at me surprised,as i was bolting the door,he asked where i was coming from?
I told him,i went to do the lord's work,simply put i went for evangelism.
He scanned me from head to toes.


And the bucket,he queried further.....
I told him i used the pail for baptism of my unrepentant converts.

How far? the goats come back or they learn the lesson?

I remember for warri agbassa that year if any goat 4kuk up for area then pepper 🫑🌶️ soup 🍲 things. No tym

pansophist:
How far? the goats come back or they learn the lesson?

I guess they learned the lesson but not for long , because they will forget what happened and still come back

pansophist:
How far? the goats come back or they learn the lesson?

I rear goats and to the best of my knowledge the ones that survived the attack will still come back unless the owner restrains them. Goats are naturally stubborn. They'll run when you attack but will still come back hoping you are not around. If they see you they'll run away.

I just dey laugh you. West African goats 🐐,wey stubborn pass Wike. They will come back, this time in their numbers.
Buy rope and pay some boys to catch them for you. The owners will have to pay before you release it to them.

GOAT is not like dog that can learn. They don’t have that sense to know you don’t want them there. Hunger and instinct will bring them back.

Laugh one kill me die .Baby girl,you wicked o🤣🤣🤣

dealing wt goats na verryyyy verrrrrrry smAaaaaall

pansophist:
How far? the goats come back or they learn the lesson?

Which lessons to learn? Goats will continue the same way. Animals are like that, except properly reared. I thought OP was going to tell us how one or more goats got roasted for the family. Wetin we gain for this story now?

COMRADES, this op (Annie) dey waste her time, the herds of the goats will still invade that farm once their body cool ofd

Is this Daniel Rhega?

These are the sort of things you would expect him to post lol.

Caaz:
In my area we have been sufering from goat attacks,many of us are family people that have lil gardens where we grow our own foods.
Some even have nearby farms,but goats wont allow neither us or the crops to rest.

We have laid complaints to their minders all to no avail,so you either ignore and allow the goats ravage your crops or chase them when they come around.
Some of the goats has red issakaba cloth tied around their necks,giving the impression that,you shouldnt touch them...but i know i would cook one of them chop in a matter of weeks.

this matter later enter frontpage

na goat meat dey hungry the person wey push am 🤣🤣🤣

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Caaz:
In my area we have been sufering from goat attacks,many of us are family people that have lil gardens where we grow our own foods.
Some even have nearby farms,but goats wont allow neither us or the crops to rest.

We have laid complaints to their minders all to no avail,so you either ignore and allow the goats ravage your crops or chase them when they come around.

Some of the goats has red issakaba cloth tied around their necks,giving the impression that,you shouldnt touch them...but i know i would cook one of them chop in a matter of weeks.

Red issakaba cloth tied around their necks?... Ewww!

Chai!! My bele don burst. It's been a while I got cracked up..

Did the comrades goats came back the next night?

Walai:
I just dey laugh you. West African goats 🐐,wey stubborn pass Wike. They will come back, this time in their numbers.
Buy rope and pay some boys to catch them for you. The owners will have to pay before you release it to them.

West African goat 🐐 wey stubborn pass Wike.
This comment off me 🙆🙆🙆🙆
We too like wahala for this 🌽🌲. Make Wike catch you fess 😂😂😂

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