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Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Ekaka14: 1:42am On Aug 17, 2025
safarifarms:
I rear goats and to the best of my knowledge the ones that survived the attack will still come back unless the owner restrains them. Goats are naturally stubborn. They'll run when you attack but will still come back hoping you are not around. If they see you they'll run away.
This is what differentiates a goat 🐐 from a sheep 🐑 😳
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Ganjafama(m): 2:41am On Aug 17, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Suffereth not a witch ( night destroyer) to live. Goat no enter person farm for day time, instead na night. This shows they knew they were doing wrong.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:41am On Aug 17, 2025
pansophist:
How far? the goats come back or they learn the lesson? grin
I just woke up now,i dont know if they came or not.....its 3:40am now.i doubt if they came.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 3:45am On Aug 17, 2025
fineboynl:
GOAT is not like dog thot can learn. They don’t have that sense to know you don’t want them there. Hunger and instinct will bring them back.
Then they'd end up inside my pot as peppersoup.i dont have time to condole their rascalities.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by auduadeniyi(m): 3:54am On Aug 17, 2025
Just spray your cassava with insecticide all of them will die once then the owners will count loss too
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op):
Goat are spiritual right?And they ve the right to destroy farms,Me too i m spiritual,so spirituality meets higher spirituality.you know how it felt seeing your crops been destroyed?you expect me to prepare banquet for them.
Sometimes you use craze to cure craze.

I had a whole farm filled with corns eaten and bought down by different sets of these ruminant animals,and i m not the only person complaining, yet they have the temerity of also entering my garden.
OriOko88:
You went too far. You could have used cold water. They hate anything water. The fact that u said u bathed one of the goats that's pregnant hot water is a real bad omen for u. Pray non of ur family members is pregnant at this moment or else she may hv miscarriage or die from birth stress. This is no joke. Watch your back. Some goats are spiritual
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Usmanovic95(m): 3:57am On Aug 17, 2025
E get wetin we dey do stubborn goat wey enter our yard that time. We go jus pour small petrol on his head in between the space between the two horns. Then we leave the goat to entertain us, he go run kiti kata run kata kiti,dance,stunt and do some M Jackson esque moves, the entertainment was premium back then🤣.When that goat finally recovered,he go avoid our compound like one month because they are called a goat for a reason,very stubborn creatures.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:06am On Aug 17, 2025
Sisi pray you dont ever experience goats wahala,they re worst than cow herders, their rascalities is topnotch.worst is,when you chase them away,dem go dey looking you dey much their cords,immediately you zonk off,they re at the exact spot where you just drven them from.....i dont have such energy again.
sisisioge:
Oh my jisos! Na so I pity the goats and pity you wey dey feed them by proxy....which kin wahala be this? I hope they get injured enough for their minder to spend money for vet. Maybe that will give him/her some sense.

But you get mind o.....sisterly grin grin
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Jeffy1206(m): 4:19am On Aug 17, 2025
Those days what we do was collecting their waste, soak them in a water for some days then sprinkle it on all your crops. They will never come back smelling their own shits on your farm again until harvest. grin grin
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Odibeze1: 4:29am On Aug 17, 2025
How do one solve this problem then? I have been experiencing the same thing in my house until I gave up gardening. It's heartbreaking to nurture your plants only to come back home one day and find out that it's all been destroyed.
Those blaming the Op don't understand how painful it is.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Stayingalive: 4:48am On Aug 17, 2025
OriOko88:
You went too far. You could have used cold water. They hate anything water. The fact that u said u bathed one of the goats that's pregnant hot water is a real bad omen for u. Pray non of ur family members is pregnant at this moment or else she may hv miscarriage or die from birth stress. This is no joke. Watch your back. Some goats are spiritual
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Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by TallNigerian: 4:50am On Aug 17, 2025
Caaz:
I entered my sitting room was locking the locks when my hubs saw me,he was shocked, he asked where i was cooking from.
I told him i had gone to do the lords work which says...sufferet not a witches to live,that the kingdom of God has bn sufering violence,and only the violent taketh it by force.,simply put iwent for evangelism.

He asked...what is the bucket for....i told him i used it for baptism of my new converts.

I know too well that some of those witches will not survive my hot water baptism,but i dont really give a frying fvck.
grin grin With all due respect to your husband, I love you.
Just yesterday, I was triggered into killing two of my neighbour's chicken just because they have turned my veranda into their poultry. Despite several pleas and appeals spanning months, the owners refused to cage their birds or find an amicable solution.
I killed the birds and when I was invited to the police station, I went with my full chest and told them I will do it again if their birds pollute my veranda with droppings. I hate the smell of live chickens.

After so much dragging, police told him to apologize to me and me to him. But I have already made my point with my actions.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:52am On Aug 17, 2025
Jeffy1206:
Those days what we do was collecting their waste, soak them in a water for some days then sprinkle it on all your crops. They will never come back smelling their own shits on your farm again until harvest. grin grin
I did that on my farm,i gathered their feaces,sprayed them on my farm,even painstakenly used empty sacks of cements n sacks from my birds house to make feaces round my farm,it was a 2 day exercise,my waist and back suffered i had to take chaka pain med...i felt the pains for days.

Yet the next day,they came again to do dia nonsense.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by TallNigerian: 4:56am On Aug 17, 2025
Caaz:
Goat are spiritual right?And they ve the right to destroyed farms,Me too i m spiritual,so spirituality meets higher spirituality.you know how it felt seeing your crops been destroyed?you expect my to prepare banquet for them.
Sometimes you used craze to care craze.

I had a white farm filled with corns eating and bought down by different sets of these ruminant animals,and i m not the only person complaining, yet they have the temerity of also entering my garden.
Gbam. People should learn to respect other people's properties, space and investment. If you cannot control your pests pets and animals,then expect other people to control them for you.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 4:57am On Aug 17, 2025
I raise birds too,and i make sure they re well caged and not bothering anyone,now you ve set boundaries,them go hold their birds well next time.....some Animals are demonic.
TallNigerian:
grin grin With all due respect to your husband, I love you.
Just yesterday, I was triggered into killing two of my neighbour's chicken just because they have turned my veranda into their poultry. Despite several pleas and appeals spanning months, the owners refused to cage their birds or find an amicable solution.
I killed the birds and when I was invited to the police station, I went with my full chest and told them I will do it again if their birds pollute my veranda with droppings. I hate the smell of live chickens.

After so much dragging, police told him to apologize to me and me to him. But I have already made my point with my actions.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Nyanabo(m): 5:28am On Aug 17, 2025
😂😂😂 Those goats will still come back. Why not do a stick fence around the garden. It should help a little.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by otipoju(m):
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Animals don't go roaming around destroying people's property in saner climes. The owners restrain them to their own premises otherwise they risk going to jail if those animals injure anyone and paying for damages to the property of others after they are arrested.

The roaming goats themselves will have been picked up and taken away by animal services long before they could wreck more havoc on other people's property.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 5:49am On Aug 17, 2025
Caaz:
These goats have destroyed many farmlards,with owners counting their losses and leaving the rest in the hands of God.
But not me.we radical to the last command,who goes you?
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 5:57am On Aug 17, 2025
Nyanabo:
😂😂😂 Those goats will still come back. Why not do a stick fence around the garden. It should help a little.
My waist dey pain me....i have not recovered from the fenced one i did on my nearby farm they brought down like the wall of jericho,i knew how badly my waist n back hurt,i was almst infirmed, all thanks to chaka pain meds i took....you expect me to fenced my garden again because of ewu're.


I have crossed my mind on them....incase you by chance come accross caption like on national news...... Woman in delta state cancels some goats,just know say na me.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by RAPSTARBENHOPE(m): 6:16am On Aug 17, 2025
I and my siblings used to catch them and flog the living daylights out of them including other males that came to disturb our female goats back then 😅🤣
Na then I know say goat stubborn . Cause they always came back within 3 days max .

Your best bet is to catch them till their owner comes to bail them out like someone suggested
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by ISellBeer: 6:24am On Aug 17, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Same saner clime that used black children as baits for Crocs
Same saner clime that will feed their animals with black people
Same saner clime that dehumanised blacks

They now want you to see them as good people by caring for animals.

No p
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by DIVINEEVIDENCE: 6:48am On Aug 17, 2025
Leave drama and fence your garden.
All this will end.

The minders fit poison you or even knack you small juju make you use dey hold body if you're not careful.

Fencing your garden means no novel thoughts of wickedness, not destruction of your gardens anymore and you can sleep in peace and maintain a nice relationship with the wicked owners.

Life no too hard.

Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by do4luv14(m): 7:11am On Aug 17, 2025
Caaz:
Goat are spiritual right?And they ve the right to destroy farms,Me too i m spiritual,so spirituality meets higher spirituality.you know how it felt seeing your crops been destroyed?you expect me to prepare banquet for them.
Sometimes you use craze to cure craze.

I had a whole farm filled with corns eaten and bought down by different sets of these ruminant animals,and i m not the only person complaining, yet they have the temerity of also entering my garden.
See my Isoko sis na, no gree for them ooo

Isoko wadooo
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Caaz(op): 7:30am On Aug 17, 2025
DoctorStanley:
See this WICKED CRUELTY

In saner clime you'd receive and deserve long prison sentence.
It made my blood boil to read this nonsense.
How can people be this HEARTLESS??
I just don't get it
Oga keep yours let them destroy and ravage yours,my Greens were not spared
My yam leaflets were also not spared.

Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by soqmeov(m): 7:44am On Aug 17, 2025
Dzzzz:
You see that goat wey dem dey tie red bandana like isakaba,na him Dey sweet me pass to chop..
grin cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by TheMostComplex1: 7:55am On Aug 17, 2025
I wonder how people are comfortable with their animals crisscrossing boundaries and destroying other people's property.

Me I wonder too.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by femi4: 8:01am On Aug 17, 2025
Caaz:
I came back inside, Met my husband looking at me surprised,as i was bolting the door,he asked where i was coming from?
I told him,i went to do the lord's work,simply put i went for evangelism.
He scanned me from head to toes.


And the bucket,he queried further.....
I told him i used the pail for baptism of my unrepentant converts.
They will come back. Its not uhuru yet.

E get why we called stubborn people stubborn 🐐
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Bakrabas: 8:01am On Aug 17, 2025
Where did you put your humanity, even the pregnant goat you poured it hot water. In my traditional society, what I know very vividly is that the farm owners used to barricade their farms with fence made of bamboo in such a way that no animal can cross it.

Your action is wickedness.

Goats invaded someone's farm cannot make any headlines
But, a woman bathed pregnant goat and others with hot water would definitely be on the first page of the news paper.
Re: How I Dealt With Goats That Invaded My Garden by Funjosh(m): 8:03am On Aug 17, 2025
Goats are very stubborn animals especially this west African breed.
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