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badaru911:
...I will go for C, because you can control him. If you told him to slow down, drive fast,stop to buy something, he's going to listen to you and obey you with a smile on his face.
The bike A, that one will frustrate you till you get down, tell him to slow down,he go ride fast believing you are enjoying it,ride fast that you are in a hurry,he go slow down believing you are also enjoying it, and the moment he sees a Fulani man or Hausa man by the road side, just know that you go use 5hrs to get to your destination, he go park and gist with him believing it that you are enjoying it.
... While that of bike B, you go fight till you reach your destination,tell him to ride fast,he go ask you why, slow down,why,stop,why. He hate people ordering him,he will be the one to determine when to ride fast, slow down and stop. When it comes to money,he can change it for you anytime, you will be the one begging him at the end..

This is the northern idea poured out. Jonathan was ur best yet you all labeled him all kind of names. Today you have returned to same Jonathan just to help Atiku win lol. UK dey advise una well

C oo. He has no mind of his own. I can shout at him and he will be smiling like the suegbe that he is

arantess:
what manner of confusion is this?

choose your failed buhari in peace, nobody will bite you

ADC represents confusion lol. 😁

I will not enter a dead man bike for any reason.

Rider C is a kind and humble guy who grew up with no shoes but can now afford an okada. Rider A, Rider B and Rider T are among those who destroyed the okada business.

A only knows one road - the way to Daura. If you are going to Daura, follow him. He knows the way.

B is an excellent driver, but he, too, only knows one way: his own way. If you don't know where you are going, follow him; he will take you somewhere relatively okay. Just make sure you dare not question him along the way.

C is a lovely chap. He drinks a lot and has stories for days. He drives at a moderate speed and will take you wherever you like to go as long as you provide small change. But if you run into bandits on your way, na only you go waka come, na only you go waka go!

I really missed GEJ....that man could have finished Boko boys n kidnappers but Nigerians especially people from a particular side refused cos they felt they were sidelined in d scheme of things even when projects were executed on dia land....for them, it is not enough....dis have made me learn a lot about Nigerians as a whole....
D north hated Jonathan even when he was doing a lot of good projects for them....Boko Haram were getting wiped out n illiteracy was about to be decimated yet they were not pleased .....as for our Yoruba brothers .....I won't say much sha....history will judge us all

Dogalmighty17:
C oo. He has no mind of his own. I can shout at him and he will be smiling like the suegbe that he is

Try to be responding

B is okay..... Obasanjo was intelligent, C is also not bad

badaru911:
...I will go for C, because you can control him. If you told him to slow down, drive fast,stop to buy something, he's going to listen to you and obey you with a smile on his face.
The bike A, that one will frustrate you till you get down, tell him to slow down,he go ride fast believing you are enjoying it,ride fast that you are in a hurry,he go slow down believing you are also enjoying it, and the moment he sees a Fulani man or Hausa man by the road side, just know that you go use 5hrs to get to your destination, he go park and gist with him believing it that you are enjoying it.
... While that of bike B, you go fight till you reach your destination,tell him to ride fast,he go ask you why, slow down,why,stop,why. He hate people ordering him,he will be the one to determine when to ride fast, slow down and stop. When it comes to money,he can change it for you anytime, you will be the one begging him at the end..

I respect your submission bro.

How bold.... Una get mind put person wey don kick jerrycan there...

Na who go enter that kind okada.

Awón èyàn werey....

My interpretation is interpretation.

Guestmale:
You're not asked who performed well as president but the one you can choose as bike man.

My interpretation is my interpretation.

Guestmale:
You're not asked who performed well as president but the one you can choose as bike man.

None of them. They all contributed to the mess we are in today.

I find it unbelievable that some Nigerians still continue to support the return of some of the leaders who caused the problem this country is in today.

Nigerians are unpredictable.

All of them are senseless.. I can never enter their bike.

Fiscus105:
If you meet all of these Okada men on the road, which of them you will allow to carry you to your destination and why?

Me, I will choose 'B' because it is the least clueless among them.

more options needed.

A - noooooooo
B - yes but na strong man, e fit fight me
C - yes but to soft, might no be able to ride tough terrains

Thunderfayamods:
Honestly I don't know whoever gave him this idea of 40 characters. It is making the forum boring.

I once said, when it was first enforced, that his idea on 40 characters is full of sewage and rotten eggs. I still stand by my word. Dullest innovation of the 21st century on social media space.

Non of them go carry me,I go use Bolt.

Wondering why the worst one that has render the economy useless, varnished middle class, and looting left and right, who has no class mate, the only Nigeria president involved in druggie, who has destroyed generations of people not in the picture. he is the one to avoid by all means

Fiscus105:
If you meet all of these Okada men on the road, which of them you will allow to carry you to your destination and why?

Me, I will choose 'B' because it is the least clueless among them.

Maybe I'm biased but my okada man does nothing for me but I still praise him. I pay him money and all he does is smile with me and we both have a good time instead of taking me to my destination. There are different types of okada
Maybe your okada gives you some of the loot of previous riders. Maybe he is careful but he's so slow that before he gets to the hospital the patient is dead.
Let's not forget their task. Leaders should move us forward and not be clueless. Most of our leaders are clueless greedy puppets. Unfortunately, most passengers are also equally so.

MrSly:
What can you say about the current Okada man carrying you?

That one doesn't even qualify to be nation's Okada man.

Why no D option. Tinubu you should be included. But I will go for C. He is a leader with good heart

B

Bahamas95:
I don't have problem with B and C.

But you see that "A"? If I say what's on my mind I will chop ban..

I wonder where they expect A to carry anybody to. Across to where na?

Vadese1:
Why no D option. Tinubu you should be included. But I will go for C. He is a leader with good heart

C is a leader who feels the pain of the masses. He outranks A, B, and (D - current president) in leadership qualities. Even the North knows that.

A- go carry you like say he get 9 life's
B- right from the moment u enter his bike, na gist and laugh go finish you on top the bike, even as he dey give u ur balance, he go still dey gist you story wai nor dey finish.
C- this one go just carry u go ur location jeje, no gist no communication, just enter and pay.

For me B is the go to everytime.

We are trully messed up people in this country. Imagine voting buhari over Jonathan. Even from the picture you can see how dense the heardsman looked.

B. Looks like a person with more experience and can give you a smooth ride without any fear of falling on sloppy roads and rugged terrain
C. Looks like a person that will carry you and use the whole journey to talk and talk and explain family problems ,government problems and women problems all in one journey.
A. Might not even drop you at your required bustop either hearing problems or vision problems

Choose wisely

Lol..
....B any day....na confirm agbero ... something I dy like their wahala....we go argue until I get to my destination...but u see A.... I fear silence people,
..u see C. Police fit stop dat one for road and e fit no do anything, thereby delaying my journey with abeg abeg..

Baba Obasanjo.

Op..mk police no see this post oo

Fiscus105:
If you meet all of these Okada men on the road, which of them you will allow to carry you to your destination and why?

Me, I will choose 'B' because it is the least clueless among them.

B of course. He knows the road well