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Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Morbeta11(op): 7:44am On Aug 19, 2025
Putin's Bodyguards collects his excrement on trips abroad and take it back to Russia with them.

The claim that Putin's bodyguards collect his excrement during foreign trips stems from a 2022 Paris Match report by journalists Regis Gente and Mikhail Rubin, suggesting it prevents foreign powers from analyzing his health or DNA, a practice with historical precedent—e.g., Stalin’s secret police studied Mao’s waste in 1949 for psychological profiling using potassium and amino acid levels, as noted in a 2016 BBC interview with Igor Atamenko.

This aligns with a broader pattern among authoritarian leaders, like Kim Jong Un, who brought a portable toilet to his 2018 Trump summit to avoid DNA theft, per a Chosunilbo report, reflecting a strategic concern backed by a 2015 DailyNK source indicating Kim’s escorts maintain such facilities across travel modes.

Scientific evidence supports the feasibility of health/DNA analysis from excrement; a 2019 study in Nature Reviews Genetics confirms fecal samples can reveal genetic markers and metabolic health, though the Kremlin denies these claims, highlighting ongoing speculation about Putin’s health since the Ukraine invasion began in 2022.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putin-excrement-russian-president-b2098791.html

Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Stephen0mozzy: 7:52am On Aug 19, 2025
The real definition of "not giving a shiit" 😅

Putin way.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by SisterAnn(f): 7:54am On Aug 19, 2025
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Godjone(m): 8:02am On Aug 19, 2025
These pipuru sef ! Hanhan! Pesin poo poo finish, e con tie am for nylon carry dey go him countryhuh Which Kain dirty practices be this like those our sophisticated brothers that are good I poopooing in nylon and throwing it off.

Very soon they will start exporting and importing excreta. Na wa
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by CodeTemplarr:
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
They redirect the poo within the sewage system. Virtually any hotel plumbing system can be modified.
Traces of medication and diseases are then used as espionage tools.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by fuckJones(f): 8:04am On Aug 19, 2025
Putin is ahead of all president put together
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by immortalcrown(m): 8:13am On Aug 19, 2025
All-round protection.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Baronthecelebri(m): 8:19am On Aug 19, 2025
Hmmmmmmmmmm 😮
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Finquas: 8:31am On Aug 19, 2025
Lol.. noting person no go hear for this planet grin
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Robnectar(m): 8:34am On Aug 19, 2025
Mehn no be small thing,... No games with all of this though,.. cry
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by pyyxxaro: 8:34am On Aug 19, 2025
Hope they also collect his FART, whenever he release any hot one
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by WriteerNg: 8:35am On Aug 19, 2025
Gggggggghhhhbbbbbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmm

Other nations do it too.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Wizywiz(m): 8:36am On Aug 19, 2025
Humans ehhh...Las Las he will still kpai as dust he is
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by OnionBandit(f): 8:36am On Aug 19, 2025
Omoh, Which Kain job be this?

poo collection agent..

Omoh!
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by shegzhkn: 8:36am On Aug 19, 2025
Yeah, remember this shit when we were tracking bin laden.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Sdelight(m): 8:36am On Aug 19, 2025
Make Yahoo no go use am do charm . 😂. These ones have high levels of intelligence
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by DeepSight(m): 8:37am On Aug 19, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
They redirect the poo qithin the sewage system. Virtually any hotel plumbing system can be modified.
Traces of medication and diseases are then used as espionage tools.
Thats unlikely. More likely they will have a small movable system he can use. Mind you, he will probably not even use any at all and time himself suitably.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by veekid(m): 8:38am On Aug 19, 2025
Eti ya wayre

39 more characters needed kill you there
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by ArchangelMicky(m): 8:40am On Aug 19, 2025
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Na fertilizer?
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Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by zed7:
The West and their never ending propaganda. What happened to Putin being in a vegetative state? A speculation made 2 years ago?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/health-illness-vladimir-putin-b2513360.html
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Judolisco(m): 8:41am On Aug 19, 2025
They only know this because they went to look for his poo... If not wetin concern them?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by free2ryhme: 8:45am On Aug 19, 2025
Morbeta11:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putin-excrement-russian-president-b2098791.html
The level these crazy people will go is insane. A wicked man runneth when no one pursues him
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by onliveinfotech(m): 8:46am On Aug 19, 2025
The allegation that the bodyguards of Putin gather his feces is interesting though not substantiated. The procedure will be done to avoid the analysis of his health or DNA by foreign powers. It cannot be proved without any strong evidence
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Elect1neAtegun(f): 8:47am On Aug 19, 2025
Presidential💩 Expensive!! 💩💩 International💩💩💩

Hmmm.. Ashakasha

Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by lexy2014: 8:50am On Aug 19, 2025
Maybe its a case of expensive shit...but shit is shit.

Does this not prove that all these so called strong men are not really strong but just paranoid men trying to make everyone other person feel their paranoia?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by IJEYdiamond(f):
Finquas:
Lol.. noting person no go hear for this planet grin
Omo....... na wao oooooooo! This Russians...... their head no dey house true true!
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by oz4real83(m): 8:51am On Aug 19, 2025
fuckJones:
Putin is ahead of all president put together
keep deceiving yourself, from everything you have seen so far, does it look like that? He is simply behaving like a stubborn child with a gun in his hand, thinking he is the only one that has access to a gunshocked
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Mabuggi88: 8:54am On Aug 19, 2025
Much ado about nothing, all these world leaders with their over carefulness. When you have truly committed enough, you will be scared of even an ant🐜
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Bluesearoll(m): 8:55am On Aug 19, 2025
Wrong..if you can go to that extent that means you fear what Americans can do.
fuckJones:
Putin is ahead of all president put together
I will say the fear of America is the beginning of carrying your poop home
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