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Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia - Foreign Affairs (2) - Nairaland

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Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by MrDoGood(m): 8:55am On Aug 19, 2025
fuckJones:
Putin is ahead of all president put together
Nice DP grin

Seun... You can eat the rest characters and drink water
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by busybay: 8:58am On Aug 19, 2025
Russian president doesn't want to leave his dna makeup line around is a foreign country.

Alot of things can be discovered. He doesn't even leave the cup he drinks with if at all he does because his saliva DNA can be tracked too.

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I think the real question is
Wetin you wan use an do ni?
Na fertilizer?
Still waiting because Naija...
My country in there I hail...
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Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Speeding1: 8:59am On Aug 19, 2025
To be like Russian Putin, North Korean Kim, Iranian khamani, Chinese Xi, you must be very rude less and heartless. These guys crush anything and anyone in opposition to them.. there's no heaven for these guys
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Lexusgs430: 9:02am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
Only poo in special toilets..... More advanced than a commode...... 😁😂
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by addexx: 9:04am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
Except it wasn't flushed down the toilet. It was flushed elsewhere where it can be collected. cheesy
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by geoworldedu: 9:05am On Aug 19, 2025
What kind of grammatical blunder is this? ...bodyguards collects ...
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by addexx: 9:07am On Aug 19, 2025
Who dey carry poopoo for balablu undecided
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Hmmmmm2024: 9:19am On Aug 19, 2025
immortalcrown:
All-round protection.
what about the chair he sat on ?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Belurved1(m): 9:27am On Aug 19, 2025
Imagine all our so call powerful leaders in Africa will be going abroad to undergo medical test.

No Africa leader is fully secured.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by ProfGday(m): 9:27am On Aug 19, 2025
Your shit is tight,is not just a word but created for someone like Putin
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Guestmale: 9:29am On Aug 19, 2025
fuckJones:
Putin is ahead of all president put together
grin grin grin
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Guestmale: 9:31am On Aug 19, 2025
Hmmmmm2024:
what about the chair he sat on ?
grin grin Someone that carries his pupu may not find it difficult carrying his chair wherever he go.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Guestmale: 9:36am On Aug 19, 2025
Speeding1:
To be like Russian Putin, North Korean Kim, Iranian khamani, Chinese Xi, you must be very rude less and heartless. These guys crush anything and anyone in opposition to them.. there's no heaven for these guys
Yet some people are calling Nethayahu all sorts of name for protecting and defending his people from deadly terrorist organizations like Hamaz,Hesboula, houthis and their sponsor Iran.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Guestmale: 9:37am On Aug 19, 2025
fuckJones:
Putin is ahead of all president put together
grin grin By carrying his pupu everywhere he go.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by WantsandMore: 9:38am On Aug 19, 2025
About time Tinubu takes his Poo back home from France. I don’t want to hear the west killed him with Appu abi is apple dey used to call it…
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by mach7(m): 9:43am On Aug 19, 2025
The level of propaganda especially about Russia and Putin in particular by the British tabloid media is already at ridiculous heights.
All the comments so far except one has not even bothered to check the veracity of such a claim.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by ThroneNGamez(f): 9:50am On Aug 19, 2025
geoworldedu:
What kind of grammatical blunder is this? ...bodyguards collects ...
Go and write your own with your decorative grammar.....you are just the odd one here! Don't derail this interesting thread...Englishman of nairaland.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by geoworldedu: 9:52am On Aug 19, 2025
ThroneNGamez:
Go and write your own with your decorative grammar.....you are just the odd one here!
Sometimes odd can be positive. Back to the matter, "bodyguards collect" is grammatically wrong. It should be "bodyguards collects" and my criticism isn't supposed to be destructive but constructive criticism.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by bot101(m): 9:53am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
Channel the toilet pipe to a new, smaller sewage system temporarily. Simple as that.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Scarrr: 9:54am On Aug 19, 2025
Nigerian hustlers ...na buisness be that o ..if u can get Putin poo to the US....we talking of millions of dollars in cash😏
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by SisterAnn(f): 9:57am On Aug 19, 2025
bot101:
Channel the toilet pipe to a new, smaller sewage system temporarily. Simple as that.
Me I been tink say oga Putin dey shitte for the same public toilet like the rest of us 😆😆
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by RillJ(m): 9:58am On Aug 19, 2025
Putin ain't give no shit.
He putin his shit back to homeland!
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by geoworldedu: 9:58am On Aug 19, 2025
ThroneNGamez:
Go and write your own with your decorative grammar.....you are just the odd one here! Don't derail this interesting thread...Englishman of nairaland.
Trying to correct headlines is not called derailing. It's called 'decorating'. You are odd aswear.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by ThroneNGamez(f): 9:58am On Aug 19, 2025
geoworldedu:
Sometimes odd can be positive. Back to the matter, "bodyguards collects" is grammatically wrong. It should be "bodyguards collects" and my criticism isn't supposed to be destructive but constructive criticism.
You see yourself......
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by abah001: 9:59am On Aug 19, 2025
Are you saying that our political leaders poo has been access?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by geoworldedu: 9:59am On Aug 19, 2025
ThroneNGamez:
You see yourself......
why are you changing my statement na?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Bigchris01(m): 10:03am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
You don’t know the length politicians can go in getting results most especially international politics
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Mrfixitt(m): 10:04am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
It's possible
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by EmmyMaestro(m): 10:07am On Aug 19, 2025
Shebi they said North Korean president also does the same thing
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Ibehchizzy: 10:14am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
he’s a powerful president
Surely anywhere he is staying abroad will be arranged and modifications can be made to his toilet to collect samples
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