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Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Johncarlo07: 10:21am On Aug 19, 2025
Bluesearoll:
Wrong..if you can go to that extent that means you fear what Americans can do. I will say the fear of America is the beginning of carrying your poop home
Even d Americans do it for deir presidents on any foreign trips.
D protection an American president gets wen he travels even baffles a sane mind.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by HydraFeeds(m): 10:22am On Aug 19, 2025
When just a hair strand can be used for DNA analysis. Dey play .
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by VaginaAcademic: 10:28am On Aug 19, 2025
There's levels to this shit
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by onyxo76(m): 10:32am On Aug 19, 2025
so what will you really analyze in the poo? the kind of food he eats or what exactly? the thing just doesn't seem to make sense to me sha.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Jaymats:
Pls can I ask a question how do you think in flushing water system to disposed faeces or pooh how can you tell me somebody packing the faeces or pooh pls from where, does Putin pooh or excrete on pooh pot or what in 21st century?

Sorry I'm not buying this talk it sound like tales in the moonlight talk.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by 29Ade07: 10:41am On Aug 19, 2025
Living under perpetual fear and suspicion.This is not freedom anymore but high level bondage.
Morbeta11:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vladimir-putin-excrement-russian-president-b2098791.html
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by ZombieDredd: 10:43am On Aug 19, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
Thats part of the process how bin laden was identified in his hideout
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Ashirioluwa: 10:46am On Aug 19, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
They redirect the poo within the sewage system. Virtually any hotel plumbing system can be modified.
Traces of medication and diseases are then used as espionage tools.
This your analysis will involve too much time and work.

He probably travels abroad with his own private portable toilet, like Kim Jong
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by mightyhazel: 10:48am On Aug 19, 2025
I won't want to be a Putin...I like as I dey poop any cistern I deem fit
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Chinny024(f): 10:49am On Aug 19, 2025
He was doing shortput?😂😂😂
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Emdebby2: 11:07am On Aug 19, 2025
Does it mean that he poos on nylon or food flask?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Tolu2024(m): 11:15am On Aug 19, 2025
trust UK independent at your own risk
How many hours did Putin spent in Alaska that he have to poo 💩 and piss ?

So his plane don’t have toilet anymore?

UK will always said rubbish about Russia to get more click .
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Tolu2024(m): 11:17am On Aug 19, 2025
29Ade07:
Living under perpetual fear and suspicion.This is not freedom anymore but high level bondage.
Do you know how many USA presidents that have been assassinated?
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by amaridigital(m): 11:23am On Aug 19, 2025
[quote author=fuckJones post=136505659]Putin is ahead of all president put together [/quote

I think the guy was trained by the best intelligence experts ever. I've never seen a single man standing up to the whole western intelligence for decades and they are unable to topple his Government, assasinate or understand him as much as they try. Putin made Europe look like a kindergarten school. It's obvious that guy didn't just wake up one day to do all these. It's obviously as a result of decades of planning. He knew that the worst western powers could do was to impose sanctions because everyone would die if they attack Russia who boasts over 5000 nuclear international ballistic missile warheads that gives me the chills merely looking at them. I can only imagine what would happen if Russia press the button to release only 1000 of these demons in all directions
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by iyimide(m): 11:55am On Aug 19, 2025
It is not strange. All presidents do, even the Nigerian president do not leave their excrement in diaspora.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by ReturnMan: 12:22pm On Aug 19, 2025
Elect1neAtegun:
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Hmmm.. Ashakasha
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Tambudu
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by babayinka77(m): 12:39pm On Aug 19, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
They redirect the poo within the sewage system. Virtually any hotel plumbing system can be modified.
Traces of medication and diseases are then used as espionage tools.
There is a poo brief case he uses to collect the entire shit. Putin's poo doesnt stay outside the country so that enemies would not use that to analys his health status or condition. He is always miles ahead of his enemies.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by goody234: 1:19pm On Aug 19, 2025
And to think nigerians freely give theirs away with open defecation grin
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by 7demons: 1:21pm On Aug 19, 2025
busybay:
Russian president doesn't want to leave his dna makeup line around is a foreign country.

Alot of things can be discovered. He doesn't even leave the cup he drinks with if at all he does because his saliva DNA can be tracked too.
Watch how he entered the American presidential limo. He didn't touch any to avoid finger-print detect.
Both countries secret services know themselves much.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Oakenshield: 2:40pm On Aug 19, 2025
Stalin and Mao were two psycho leaders never to rule again.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by Oakenshield: 2:41pm On Aug 19, 2025
Tyrant profiling tyrant
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by OgogoroFreak(m): 3:12pm On Aug 19, 2025
He'll leave his DNA on the things he touches there.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by 3kay945(m): 4:24pm On Aug 19, 2025
Jaymats:
Pls can I ask a question how do you think in flushing water system to disposed faeces or pooh how can you tell me somebody packing the faeces or pooh pls from where, does Putin pooh or excrete on pooh pot or what in 21st century?

Sorry I'm not buying this talk it sound like tales in the moonlight talk.
Are you saying people that are capable of nukes, can't get or hide poo ??

Think about it, na. cool

These guys are WORLD POWERFUL MEN. Not thieves we have In every corners of our geographical expression called a ....
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by 3kay945(m): 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2025
[quote author=amaridigital post=136507933][/quote]As bad as these guys may be, I respect them alot.

grin cheesy
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by BuyMeBanger: 7:08pm On Aug 19, 2025
Sorry but my imagination is running wild with this story🤯🤯🤯
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by orisa37: 8:41am On Aug 20, 2025
JUST JUJU TO TAKE ALASKA BACK. IT'S AI TERRORISM..
PUTIN STINKS.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by professore(m): 12:53am On Aug 21, 2025
Na wa
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by orisa37: 6:06am On Aug 21, 2025
RUSSIA IS NOW SERIOUSLY PARANOID THAT UK AND US MIGHT USE PUTIN'S POOS TO CLONE PUTIN FOR AITR-ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TERRORISM REPRISALS REPLICATIONS AND RESPONSES.
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by xtianchris(m): 11:53am On Aug 21, 2025
Judolisco:
They only know this because they went to look for his poo... If not wetin concern them?
😁😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣 . Savage
Re: Putin's Bodyguards Collects His Poos On Trips Abroad And Take It Back To Russia by JibolaUsman: 4:15pm On Aug 21, 2025
SisterAnn:
Wow!

How do you collect samples from poo flushed down the toilet?
That is very easy you simply break the little Chambers behind a house a block it to only allow water to pass through. I helped my plumber clean out the chamber after my girl friend was always flushing her sanity pads down the toilet. Pads swell up and create blockage. Putin is overrated he has no balls. A real man of steel would allow himself to be surrounded by NATO and pray they strike so that he can" bring it all to an end ".
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