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| GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 4:02am On Aug 22, 2025 |
1. BOTH ARE INVISIBLE CHARACTERS. Kids never actually see Santa; they believe because adults told them. Christians never actually see God; they believe because adults, parents, and pastors told them to. 2. BOTH HAVE MAGIC POWERS Santa can fly around in one night God can hear everyone's prayers at the same time. No proof or witnesses, just belief. 3. BOTH OPERATE ON THE WISH LIST SYSTEM. Kids write letters to Santa to ask him for toys Christians pray to god to ask him for blessings Same concept, if you've been good, you get what you asked for 4. THE NAUGHTY OR NICE LISTS Santa rewards good kids and skips bad kids, God blesses the righteous and punishes the sinners. Both use fear and reward to control behaviour. 5. THE STORY IS REPEATED EVERY YEAR Santa's story gets told every Christmas season to keep kids believing. God's story gets told every Sunday in church to keep Christians believing. 6. BOTH RELY ON TRADITIONS NOT PROOFS. Kids believe in Santa because that's what my parents said. Christians believe in God because that's what my parents and pastor said. 7. EVIDENCE DISSAPPEARS WHEN YOU GROW UP Kids eventually realize that Santa was never real, the gifts came from parents, and not Santa. Christians rarely realize that God was never answering; the blessings came from people and life. 8. THEY BOTH SEE YOU WHEN YOU ARE SLIPPING Santa knows if you have been bad or good. God knows your every thought and action, creepy surveillance packaged as love. 9. BOTH ARE PART OF A BIGGER INDUSTRY Santa fills the holiday economy. God fills the church economy, and Billions flow every year from beliefs alone. 10. THE MAIN DIFFERENCE Kids eventually grow out of SantaClaus. Christians are told never to grow out of God because one is seen as a childish fantasy, the other a holy faith. Final thoughts, whether it is God or Santa Claus, both are characters you were told to believe in without evidence, rewarded for faith, and warned of punishments if you doubt. The only difference is that you grow out of Santa Claus, and many never grow out of God.
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| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Zaheertyler(m): 5:40am On Aug 22, 2025 |
Ignorance Who told you that God has magic powers? |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 5:50am On Aug 22, 2025 |
Zaheertyler:Magic is another word for supernatural. So, go back and read again slowly. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:54am On Aug 22, 2025 |
The title "GOD" reminds us of the supernatural so we don't expect to see such with our physical eyes rather we can only perceive God through our mind's eyes. For example all sane adults know that papers don't fly but can you convince your little child that papers can't fly without something carrying it? Surely you have to tell the child that there is an invisible moving matter carrying the visible paper. Likewise when talking about God or Gods the only way to perceive them is through the reactions of humans they are controlling. Most people finds it difficult to believe in God because they can't see Him but they believe the wind even though they can't see it. WHY? Because wind when heavy carried different objects and move them towards the same direction! So if you see people from different races, languages, nations, tribes and tongues unitedly doing what is good while the rest from those same places finds it extremely difficult to cohabit peacefully do you just assume that such a thing happened coincidentally? Isaiah 2:2-4 Before you respond please remember the objects moving towards the same direction even though they are of different shapes, weights and sizes! ![]() |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 10:17am On Aug 22, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:I can already feel the incoming cognitive dissonance. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Gabrielshow24: 3:55pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
LordReed:😂😂😂 You are a 🤡. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 4:31pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Gabrielshow24:See they have started arriving. Mr Spiritual store of snow and hail. Bwahahahahahaha. What is the difference between the Santa Claus North Pole and your spiritual store of snow? Joker. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Gabrielshow24: 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
LordReed:😂😂😂 Lovely, my frenemy🤣 has done it again. You always make me laugh, I respect our interactions. I see from your perspective, even beyond what your brain can put into words, but I have ’extra’—I have God's own as well😁👌 . That's the difference between us! |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 5:03pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Gabrielshow24:How do you know you have "God's own?", |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Gabrielshow24: 6:29pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:It's subjective but I can offer you the general objective idea🙃. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 7:20pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Gabrielshow24:You have extra imagination to dream up spiritual stores of snow and hail. LoLz. A full grown adult will believe this kind of twaddle. I guess it is the cognitive dissonance at work. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 8:09pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:Clearly people believe in many absurd fairy-tales - much of which is religious. But dont you think beyond all of this, there remains the deep and enigmatic philosophical question as to why and how reality, this universe and this world exist in the first place? |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 9:17pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
DeepSight:I agree and I would direct the same philosophical question as to how the so called God came to exist if he ever does. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 9:31pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:Have you considered that whatever the root factor of reality is, it must be eternal, self existent and uncreated? |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 9:54pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
DeepSight:That would be fallacious my friend, if you agree that everything in existence must have an origin and, if you believe there is a god somewhere, there is no proof of eternal and self-existence attributes. You cannot pick and choose your positions in these things. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 9:59pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:It is not fallacious in the least. Lets start slowly. 1. If we agree that everything that begins to exist must have a cause, then the universe must have a cause. 2. The universe had a beginning. 3. The universe had a cause. 4. If there is an infinite regress of causes, nothing could possibly exist. The above premises are the first steps in the proper thought development. I urge you to note particularly the words I have put in bold. They are critical and cardinal. When we are able to move past these premises, I will suggest two factors or elements which are necessarily self-existent and uncreated. These will include eternal time and infinite space. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 11:56pm On Aug 22, 2025 |
DeepSight:The local presentation of this universe had a beginning, we don't know what was before that presentation started or if it even makes sense to ask the question. To now jump from that to therefore there is an eternal, self existent and uncreated thing that created the universe is such a leap it requires a faster than light speed jump to make |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 12:19am On Aug 23, 2025 |
LordReed:At the end, he will need to take from the Bible to justify the eternal and self-exitent attributes of his European god because I have never seen logic justifying such attributes. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 12:31am On Aug 23, 2025 |
LordReed:You have to work with what we have. To assume into the equation a larger-verse than that is not only unnecessary but will frankly fall into my hands and work towards my argument that there must be space into which this universe is expanding. we don't know what was before that presentation startedOf course no one knows and I have never pretended to. However logical inferences needn't be proscribed - as I said to thehomer, while we dont know what dark matter consists of, we have since inferred the existence of dark matter. or if it even makes sense to ask the question.This is a huge cop out common among scientists trying force a strict materialist orthodoxy down our throats. It makes sense to ask the question because the initial expansion was an event and an event can only occur in a timeline. To now jump from that to therefore there is an eternal, self existent and uncreated thing that created the universe is such a leap it requires a faster than light speed jump to makeI am not jumping. I do not jump. Its a step by step process of reasoning and it takes patience, intellectual honesty and the willingness to admit it when one runs into indecipherable log-jams - which I have often and still do run into. We all must be humble in this matter. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Dtruthspeaker: 3:49am On Aug 23, 2025 |
LordReed:Who will see this and not know datturtheevil? |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Dtruthspeaker: 3:53am On Aug 23, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:Yet when you people are about to die you people start shaking and sweating praying to God for forgiveness. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Nnamdipapa(op): 4:35am On Aug 23, 2025 |
Dtruthspeaker:You have to actually contribute meaningfully to the topic or wait for others to chip in while you watch. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 8:21am On Aug 23, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:Naa, DeepSight is not a Bible thumper. I would say he is a deist but I dunno if he uses that label for himself. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 8:28am On Aug 23, 2025 |
DeepSight:Yes indeed we should work with we have and what we have is zero knowledge of the conditions preceding that local presentation. All we know is something has always existed. Of course no one knows and I have never pretended to. However logical inferences needn't be proscribed - as I said to thehomer, while we dont know what dark matter consists of, we have since inferred the existence of dark matter.We inferred it by the evidence not mere speculation. This is a huge cop out common among scientists trying force a strict materialist orthodoxy down our throats. It makes sense to ask the question because the initial expansion was an event and an event can only occur in a timeline.Again it is what the evidence sugggests. If you dispute it then let's see your own evidence to the contrary. I am not jumping. I do not jump. Its a step by step process of reasoning and it takes patience, intellectual honesty and the willingness to admit it when one runs into indecipherable log-jams - which I have often and still do run into.But you are. You've made a leap from exactly zero knowledge and zero evidence to certainty. We all must be humble in this matter.The one who says I don't know but I am open to learning is the humble one. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 8:35am On Aug 23, 2025 |
LordReed:Let me hear you well. You are saying that - 1. When one says that a thing cannot expand if there is no space to expand into - that is speculation? 2. That events can occur outside a timeline? |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 8:38am On Aug 23, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:I still await your response and FYI not only am I non religious but I hold the Abrahamic religions in particular in great contempt. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by DeepSight(m): 8:42am On Aug 23, 2025 |
LordReed:I used to call myself deist ("a rational and intuitive deist" were my specific words, lol) in my early Nairaland days. I have since tired of all labels especially as this thing we call reality is just an utter enigma. I can no longer specifically tell if even the deist god I evisioned back then exists. At a philosophical level, I still grapple with existential thoughts everyday and remain very humble and teachable in this regard. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 11:15am On Aug 23, 2025 |
DeepSight:I was referring to dark matter. As for the starting conditions we have no evidence beyond the breakdown of all the physical laws as we know them as we extrapolate mathematically to that start point. To form any kind of coherent framework for that requires what we don't currently have. To answer your questions: 1. Let's put it like this: If the universe is all there is then it makes sense that it is just expanding, not expanding into something because then that something it is expanding into will also have to be considered part of the universe. So you either need to retool what you mean by universe or explain how the universe exists as separate from what it is supposedly expanding into. 2. As far as I know spacetime is a concept to explain how some unintuitive things occur and all action began with the birth of spacetime. If that is the case, then there is no way to coherently express action before there was a spacetime for the action to occur in. This is a limitation on our understanding because obviously the universe is here so there was an occurrence, but we have no way to coherently express what it could have been. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by LordReed(m): 11:28am On Aug 23, 2025 |
DeepSight:Good to know I was on the right track. I appreciate your willingness to engage and not be dogmatic. |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Image123(m): 5:23pm On Aug 23, 2025 |
DeepSight: ![]() |
| Re: GOD VS SANTA CLAUS by Dtruthspeaker: 5:50pm On Aug 23, 2025 |
Nnamdipapa:I know you atheists live on thelushuns and denials but all delusions have expiry dates. And on that day, there is nothing you can do but to fall for the Truth you deny |
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