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I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily - Celebrities (2) - Nairaland

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Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by ukaface(f): 3:58pm On Aug 23, 2025
Zic na comedianhuh

Since when
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Tunmise40: 3:59pm On Aug 23, 2025
Dalohad:
Buy Rayban camera spy glass or Pen Camera, and Dashcam that can record the Police officers in public, if you drive a Mercedes Benz in Nigeria as a young man.

This is important for your own safety and to regulate their excesses.

When you get videos and pictures through these hidden cameras, send it to the PPRO office of the State police where you were harassed. The extorted money will come out within 24 hours. If it doesn't, spread the video and pictures on the internet.

The CP of the state and IGP of the police will see it and those junior officers who extorted you will be begging to refund you. Even the state PPRO who has been dragging his feet on the matter will be calling you to settle the issue.

One rule: The corrupt police officers on the road hate cameras.

Find a way to have hidden cameras in your car to protect yourself. You can buy cheap ones from Temu.
Good advice.
I will be needing them badly
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Omoawoke(m): 4:04pm On Aug 23, 2025
Poverty and lack of exposure is still a big problem in Nigeria

On top Benz??

Here in the US, people use Tesla as Uber....

Lke, no one gives a fvvvk about your car here, nobody cares. But I am still amazed that Nigerians still see driving benz as belonging to one social class that have made it for life while the others are below them
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Omoawoke(m): 4:06pm On Aug 23, 2025
Aile:
Na your Nose be the problem I believe. Nobody Nose tomorrow
at your age, na your fellow man nose you still dey mock.. grow up please, drop this secondary school yabbing and go and make money
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Sammy5413(m): 4:07pm On Aug 23, 2025
Looks like this statement is still one of his jokes
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Blitzking: 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2025
Na to begin buy prado and lexus 570 and above with tinted glass or land cruiser make dem think say na politician dey move
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Shawarmagirl: 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2025
Abbeytoy:
You'll never see a lagosian to come out to say something like this, na so so displaced migrants dey always complain and when you tell them to move to a better place, they'll attack you.

I can't blame them though
All I see in your comment is jealousy and envy.
What you celebrate you'll attract. What you despise will never get to you.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Blitzking: 4:08pm On Aug 23, 2025
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Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Bobxin(m): 4:13pm On Aug 23, 2025
He should remove the artificial tint at the front first to eliminate tinted permit issue, that would be a good start. That's what I was forced to do. Who sells their car because of Police harassment.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by frankson1(m): 4:21pm On Aug 23, 2025
lapintoz:
Gibberish.

Police no dey take eye see benz, na yahoo boys things be that.

Them dey dodge Prado Toyota cos na official moto be that one
Yahoo boys dey use Benz too much so everyone in Benz na suspect.

You fit just buy white Toyota Hillux if you want peace of mind.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Bobxin(m): 4:28pm On Aug 23, 2025
Blitzking:
Na to begin buy prado and lexus 570 and above with tinted glass or land cruiser make dem think say na politician dey move
E go shock you say those cars cost pass benz.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Blitzking: 4:29pm On Aug 23, 2025
Bobxin:
E go shock you say those cars cost pass benz.
Sure 200m plus
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:29pm On Aug 23, 2025
lapintoz:
Gibberish.

Police no dey take eye see benz, na yahoo boys things be that.

Them dey dodge Prado Toyota cos na official moto be that one
In fact, God bless you!

When I get money for SUV, I no go even buy Lexus, na black Prado or Land Cruiser straight!
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by akinsto4ever(m): 4:37pm On Aug 23, 2025
Wait na him breast big like woman so?
Another bobrisky in the brew
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Pythagoras001: 4:43pm On Aug 23, 2025
Make him just buy Volkswagen beetle 83 model for peace of mind
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Dalohad: 4:46pm On Aug 23, 2025
Abbeytoy:
You'll never see a lagosian to come out to say something like this, na so so displaced migrants dey always complain and when you tell them to move to a better place, they'll attack you.

I can't blame them though
Kai..Kai..just Kai..

Ol' boy you suppose dey for Oshodi under bridge, wear NURTW vest, come dey cut ticket for MC Oluomo. Tueh.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by AfDapone: 4:47pm On Aug 23, 2025
Pythagoras001:
Make him just buy Volkswagen beetle 83 model for peace of mind
Don't be surprised VIO will still stop you.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by AfDapone: 4:48pm On Aug 23, 2025
Jeezuzpick:
In fact, God bless you!

When I get money for SUV, I no go even buy Lexus, na black Prado or Land Cruiser straight!
"Understanding the Psychology of the Nigeria Policemen"

I noticed Custom officers wahala don rest these days. Thanks to currently bad value of our currency compare to neighboring countries where they now buy cars from inside Nigeria rather than the way around, I've only being seeing them stopping and searching cars with luggages only.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Olat4421: 4:52pm On Aug 23, 2025
Abbeytoy:
You'll never see a lagosian to come out to say something like this, na so so displaced migrants dey always complain and when you tell them to move to a better place, they'll attack you.

I can't blame them though
some people who comment in Nairaland need to visit psychiatric, and u are one of dem, someone complaining about police extortion, and u already turn it into tribal war again, shai which kain life b dis
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by ideatoprince18(m): 4:53pm On Aug 23, 2025
Abbeytoy:
You'll never see a lagosian to come out to say something like this, na so so displaced migrants dey always complain and when you tell them to move to a better place, they'll attack you.

I can't blame them though
na who do u this kind thing ehn?
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Shimbo96(m): 4:54pm On Aug 23, 2025
Come to IBADAN bro even if you dress well untop okada, them go still stop you to ask for money.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by AfDapone: 4:57pm On Aug 23, 2025
Shimbo96:
Come to IBADAN bro even if you dress well untop okada, them go still stop you to ask for money.
Everything goes in Ibadan na. IB runs on isolated protocols. Even sachet and bottled water. No disrespect.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by ariesbull: 4:58pm On Aug 23, 2025
Dayvidoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL8e-_Cvjkg?si=1ojRdxgsD8SFJu_V

Comedian Zicsaloma says he has had it with Nigerian police – so much that he’s ready to give up his ride.
 
In a new video posted on Instagram, the skit maker revealed he wants to sell his Benz, not because he’s broke, but because of constant alleged harassment from police officers who stop him “more than five times in a single day.”
 
According to him, the drama starts as soon as he leaves his house. He narrated how officers allegedly blocked him, jumped into his car, and demanded that he followed them to the station over one excuse or another. He said even when he presented valid documents, including his Tint permit, they allegedly insisted it was fake.
 
Zicsaloma recalled one incident where things got even more suspicious when they tried to walk him behind the station instead of letting him enter the main building, until passersby began to recognize him, calling his name, which seemed to make the officers change their approach. He sad eventually, he was released after more than 30 minutes of back-and-forth.
 
But it didn’t end there. He said on the same day, while driving towards Ajah Bridge, another set of officers flagged him down. At VGC, he was stopped again. And even on his way back, yet another group waved him down: he said.
 
Frustrated, the comedian declared he’s tired of driving his Benz in Lagos, because it seems to him that the car itself has become a magnet for harassment.
 


Source: Lindaikejiblog @IG
dude is driving a car for sale with no numbers...not even registered
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by koning: 5:09pm On Aug 23, 2025
Is that the car?. Why does it not have a license plate number?. Tinted too.


You are a police magnet.

Personally, I think the car is too big for him, anyway. A nice C300 would be okay.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by chuks212: 5:12pm On Aug 23, 2025
grin
johngwain:
I want to buy how much u go sell am, person wey dey drive Benz go do wetin Benz people dey do
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by KayCee92(m): 5:23pm On Aug 23, 2025
Abbeytoy:
You'll never see a lagosian to come out to say something like this, na so so displaced migrants dey always complain and when you tell them to move to a better place, they'll attack you.

I can't blame them though
Bro, you need to calm down. Lagos is Nigeria and anyone can leave and work in any part of this country including that ur Village where you come from. He needs only obey the law like you do and like every well meaning memeber of that ur Village does. Nothing you or anyone can do about it.

Everything is not tribe. Grow up. We have many Nigerians who go outside to make a living and even become citizens. U don't see citizens of such place call them out like u people even do to ur fellow citizens.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by davillian(m): 6:15pm On Aug 23, 2025
buy a 2024 prado with tinted grin
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Blackdisciple(m): 6:49pm On Aug 23, 2025
Lolz sell it and buy Toyota corolla na....

Recently my observation with cosmetics shops in my area guys dey follow women dey full cosmetics shops now oo
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Weknowbetter: 7:03pm On Aug 23, 2025
This is simple profiling and harassment. He must complain on his platform to help others who have no platform to expose the harassment and how the cops take your money! In another country tge people would scream racism but in black land its your own people
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by eagleonearth(m): 7:06pm On Aug 23, 2025
LCling:
Mine they force me at gunpoint to give my key to all these state vehicle inspection touts .. to check what they are demanding to check, only for them to run away with the car.. when I approach d police the same police officer working with them asking him of where my car is taken too he said I should settle with them that I should check the directed office or station... Omor my phone atm and wallet are all the car .. no money to enter bus or phone to call...

I just flagged down one Keke bus and made huge offer..

Bless my God I didn't put fuel that morning I was about to refuel b4 the incident.

So just midway I say the bastard struggling to start the car .. not knowing it's fuel.. I jumped down from Keke bus ... Ask him what he is doing in that car.. he was about to argue and already calling backup that the car disappointed on the way..

I don enter my car butt carry better metal ,1 sec he burst out running into people's shop.
I chase am enter the shop people dey ask I no time for explanation we carry out better world war 2 IST until I see better blood dey flow IST. Scatter that nonsense phone IST.. then started to narrate the incident to crowd asking.

Omor they wan burn am Na people identify am say make I leave am say even make I fuel my car shift asap Na Evil squad working with police at stop points for extortion. That if that car reach their station or office they heap fault and charges on it to extent 200k no go bail am . Even they go steal stuff say Na Soo e dey wen them carry am Omor I fuel my car go too.

Later I go make statement for police too .. and looking for all involved too anyday I catch one even the police officer .. Na arrest and court too

They made away with items in the car.. worth good amount .

Lesson: as a youth you are already a target to the system and uniform men. Especially in the South worst in the EAST.

Get a good DCP level police , friend , family or contact. And a lawyer. Save your life with A.I camera eye glasses or cadget.. if you can avoid good cars better.
this is seriously serious. You should have taken your personal effects out of the ride especially your phone before handing the key over. Then you video them while doing that.
Re: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Livelystone01: 7:14pm On Aug 23, 2025
tnerro1:
My brother endure, na so Nigeria be, you self hail them and find dem something for pure water before dem even ask you for papers, na my style be that ooo😂😂😁😂😂😁😁😁😁😂😂
Lol, this was literally me on Monday. O was driving back from Delta to PH when they stopped and asked for papers. He thought I'd argue but I shouted, "no stress yourself oga, you are doing your job and thank you for your service". That's how a tensed environment became a friendly one o. I was even pumping him that why haven't they increased their salaries. He just started talking and gisting that he even forgot to check papers. I told him to check but he said, "you are my guy, no worry, Dy go".

That's how I make them feel important to avoid stress because these guys are very terrible if they want to make you suffer. They can hold you down for hours even when your papers are complete if you want to argue with them.
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