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TemporaryHansel:
Smh

Colonel Ogbono. You rush go block me when I no tell you word. I dey always enjoy your fantasies. 🤣🤦‍♂️

akwesenana:
Just like when you click on a random Twitter profile to find out you've been blocked. 🤣🤣🤣💔

raumdeuter:
At restaurant in Naija back then. Some don't put meat on your soup, they serve the meats in a separate plate and count it, So they might send you a plate with 15 pieces of meat and they will charge you for what you eat.

Some "big men" consider it disrespectful to count meat give them instead of just packing it for them and they will pick what they want

There's still one bros on my WhatsApp contact, anytime he goes to parties and he posts videos of the "fàájì" he enjoyed there on his status ; he's always showing plate of meat of various sizes his hosts served him.

The way he normally post the videos frequently, u can tell he's one of those people who believe packing meat in plate to eat is a big flex.

raumdeuter:
All him bike profit don use am eat meat finish

Boss mi. Pls check mail

raumdeuter:
All him bike profit don use am eat meat finish

By the time his bike reaches salvage value and he hears to current price of bikes, him go begin tackle government. Most of them don’t think about life when that fixed asset scraps.

Same thing happened to one man who was raking it in bundle by bundle driving passengers from Asaba toll gate to Ojota. When that Sienna scrapped, all him girls leave him run.

swiz123:
By the time his bike reaches salvage value and he hears to current price of bikes, him go begin tackle government. Most of them don’t think about life when that fixed asset scraps.

Same thing happened to one man who was raking it in bundle by bundle driving passengers from Asaba toll gate to Ojota. When that Sienna scrapped, all him girls leave him run.

[color=royalblue]No offense to those involved, but there are people who I cannot allow my daughter to get married too.

The first are Drivers. People who earn on a daily basis. Many times, their lifestyle is larger than their earnings. Those interstate drivers have one side chick at every Toll gate.

The second are Soldiers. Another set of careless people when it comes to planning for the future [/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No offense to those involved, but there are people who I cannot allow my daughter to get married too.

The first are Drivers. People who earn on a daily basis. Many times, their lifestyle is larger than their earnings. Those interstate drivers have one side chick at every Toll gate.

The second are Soldiers. Another set of careless people when it comes to planning for the future [/color]

By soldiers,you mean recruits,not officers who actually went to NDA right?

popizaino:


By soldiers,you mean recruits,not officers who actually went to NDA right?

[color=royalblue]Yes

Those recruits..Korofo...

As long as they have that uniform, they are rich. Nothing else should matter[/color]

When some people haven't experienced something, or can't afford something they start thinking it's impossible for others.

Some people funny sha. If you no fit do am, no wahala, why argue back to back as if anybody forced you to believe ? Your reality isn't other people's reality, that's something you should know before arguing needlessly.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Yes

Those recruits..Korofo...

As long as they have that uniform, they are rich. Nothing else should matter[/color]

What of policemen?

TemporaryHansel:
What of policemen?

[color=royalblue]All of them.

I think Policemen might be better, because they can actually have avenues for illegality, compared to others.
[/color]

Please are there scanners that can actually flag someone or motor carrying huge foreign currency across land borders?

popizaino:
Please are there scanners that can actually flag someone or motor carrying huge foreign currency across land borders?

[color=royalblue]I doubt if West African countries have such oh.

You wan buy the scanner, abi you wan push the money? [/color]

popizaino:
Please are there scanners that can actually flag someone or motor carrying huge foreign currency across land borders?

Never heard such scanner exist
Unless the scanner works like the scanner that scan luggage at the airport
The scanner you are talking about must be big to scan motor

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I doubt if West African countries have such oh.

You wan buy the scanner, abi you wan push the money? [/color]

Cote d'ivore and Ghana have scanners but what i don't know if it can flag off hard currencies.

My Bus was recently scanned with the scanner but they found nothing,i no come know make he no go begin dey make sound if i put money inside.

swiz123:
This say na only me. My jaw hurts when I chew too much meat. Beef is worse become sometimes it messes with the little space in between my teeth.

I saw one bike man using 5 pieces of meat to eat a place of rice. I just laughed, that one never wan serious with him life.

Unless na kpomo wey nor soft why your jaw go dey pain you when the meat soft. Just like the bikeman I love enough meat for my food.

I'm tired of seeing " UK rape gang" until they call them what they're,"Muslim rape gangs" nothing will change

Yeeeee! 🙆🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GVKE1FxOUn

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 25, 2025

Somebody said this is child abuse, but make Una no vex I Don laugh enter gutter 😂

BlueRayDick:

Yeeeee! 🙆🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GVKE1FxOUn

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 25, 2025

Somebody said this is child abuse, but make Una no vex I Don laugh enter gutter 😂

Is that saw dust he's using
Omo if na lemon the boy fit ment

iamoyindamola:
Is that saw dust he's using
Omo if na lemon the boy fit ment

Na sandpaper

That his friend was waiting for him, he no let am run.
He held his shirt firmly.....

BlueRayDick:
Na sandpaper

I mean sandpaper Jare

Tochex101:
That his friend was waiting for him, he no let am run.
He held his shirt firmly.....

He hol am tight 😭😭😭

BlueRayDick:

Yeeeee! 🙆🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GVKE1FxOUn

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 25, 2025

Somebody said this is child abuse, but make Una no vex I Don laugh enter gutter 😂

BlueRayDick:

Yeeeee! 🙆🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/GVKE1FxOUn

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) August 25, 2025

Somebody said this is child abuse, but make Una no vex I Don laugh enter gutter 😂

I think the boy has dandruff, and that’s the man cure for it and that thing he used is definitely not water but lemon for the boy to jump and almost beat Usain Bolt record😂😂

Shegzdave:
I think the boy has dandruff, and that’s the man cure for it and that thing he used is definitely not water but lemon for the boy to jump and almost beat Usain Bolt record😂😂

I think it's salt and water solution
Lemon fit make the boy go crazy

Na because na Elder talk this thing sha, a kilo of turkey is about 8/9K, of which you'd get 6 big pieces from it. By the time you add tomato, onion and other things you need to cook the soup/stew finish, you don dey touch that 15K.

If Elder prepare that soup for morning, take two pieces of turkey for morning, and another two evening...say a friend comes around, or long throat carry eye go the soup again, that pot of soup don down go o.

This scenario is very common with bachelors who tend to make soup/stew and eat it alone until it finishes. And some people no sabi use oil and water make soup/stew big, there are many things to consider

I’m happy that Air Peace are one of the big beneficiaries of Tinubu’s Brazil trip.

Fresh off announcing their Abuja - London Heathrow and Gatwick flights, they’ll also launch Lagos - Sao Paulo flights!

Moreover, they’ve also become the first Nigerian private airline to simultaneously own the most wide body jets (four B777)

He scored a goal against the team that sent him out on loan and got them relegated 😭 pic.twitter.com/keqfBKZa7K

— Dirty Footballer 👊 (@DirtyFootbaIIer) August 26, 2025

🤣🤣🤣

Theflint1:
Na because na Elder talk this thing sha, a kilo of turkey is about 8/9K, of which you'd get 6 big pieces from it. By the time you add tomato, onion and other things you need to cook the soup/stew finish, you don dey touch that 15K.

If Elder prepare that soup for morning, take two pieces of turkey for morning, and another two evening...say a friend comes around, or long throat carry eye go the soup again, that pot of soup don down go o.

This scenario is very common with bachelors who tend to make soup/stew and eat it alone until it finishes. And some people no sabi use oil and water make soup/stew big, there are many things to consider

Allow.