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Maeve7:
All this online gra gra.

pocohantas:
E dey happen offline kwa. Trauma bonding is real. But thinking every woman wants that drama is the exact reason they end up divorced.

Nnamdipapa:
So, I was in deep sleep when suddenly I woke up around 4 a.m. I reached for my phone, which I usually keep on the bedside table before going to bed, and to my surprise, the phone was nowhere to be found.

Still half asleep, I stretched my hand around in the darkness, thinking maybe it had slipped into the crack between the bed and the wall, but no, my phone was gone.

Now, I could swear on a stack of Bibles that my phone was right beside me before I dozed off the previous night. I was even up till midnight, scrolling as usual, before retiring for the night. Normally, whenever I wake up, I check my phone for the time.

Out of curiosity, I reached to the right side of the bed and noticed my wife’s spot was empty. Hmm.

I dragged my sleepy self to the bathroom to ease myself and, lo and behold; there was madam, inside the bathroom, with my phone on the floor. I was shocked, because I knew for sure I didn’t leave it there.

Anyway, I picked up the phone, went back to bed, and when I got under the sheets, I glanced at it. To my greatest confirmation, WhatsApp was open. Someone had been going through my chats.

I used to have strong security on the phone, but I relaxed it recently for some reasons. That’s probably how she got access. She pretended like she didn’t touch my phone, and I pretended like maybe I mistakenly left it in the bathroom. I didn’t challenge her. I just smiled under the sheets and went back to sleep.

The next morning, while replaying the whole incident in my head, some questions came to mind.

Ladies, what exactly do women want?

What are you looking for when you sneak into your husband’s phone and monitor his activities online? What exactly do you plan to do if you find suspicious chats with another woman? What next after all that stress of staying awake all night, plotting how to get hold of his phone?

Luckily for me, I have four WhatsApp accounts. Three are heavily passworded. The one she checked is just the “decoy” account with light security.

Then I remembered my maternal grandfather—the great man who had five wives. He eventually died on the sexy laps of a beautiful Ijaw side chick (yes, true story). Yet, none of his wives ever ransacked his belongings or violated his privacy like this. Meanwhile, me with only one wife, I’m already seeing shege. I still have a long way to go to match that man’s legacy.

So again I ask: why do women believe their husbands are under total control, and must be monitored 24/7? Don’t you people get tired?

Marriage does not automatically mean access to every single aspect of a man’s life. The life of an African man is hard enough, sometimes he just deserves small enjoyment without his privacy being constantly violated.

I honestly don’t get it. Maybe some of you can explain whether you really think marriage gives you the right to every corner of your husband’s life, including his private space.

I come in peace. Hehehehehe.

Ishilove:
My former boss was, and still is a terrible womaniser and his circle of friends hold advanced degrees in philandering, but you see his wife? She is his queen. He doesn't joke with her, and respects her. He was the person who made me realise that you just cannot police a man. Despite all the love he has for his wife and family, he still sleeps with a different woman every night whenever he is in the country.

If you want peace in your marriage/relationship, don't police a man. Just commit him to God and ask God to deal mercilessly with him if he, or any interloping third party ever tries to bring problems to you or mistreat you in your corner. Shikena.

pocohantas:
He doesn't love his wife or family. 🥰

Ishilove:
Hehe. You think? I know him better than you imagine, my dear.

Esthered:
I thought the man and woman become one in marriage.

Silentgroper:
yet the woman"s money is hers and for her only ..

Yes , I also thought that ...

🤔🤔🤔

pocohantas:
He doesn't love his wife or family. 🥰

Esthered:
Why do you want vawulence this peaceful afternoon?

Silentgroper:
Instead of you to listen nw,

You're busy saying something else..


You have a gem of husband, these are tips and tricks to have him to you till dyeing days. For get all these woke shts you females think you do nw .. Cause you never aint stop him from getting other coochies..

We4all:
I think OP is tired of his marriage already and madam is bored. Snooping isn't a woman's thing, as both genders are guilty of it. Personally, I hate being spied on and wouldn't do the same. So, if I catch you doing that...there will be trouble.

Silentgroper:
No, I'm just trying make you realize being one in marriage goes way more than a husband sharing his finances with his wife...

pocohantas:
I don't need such tips to keep him, because I am very dumpable and have zero intention of stopping him from cheating. If he goes to the streets for other coochies, he has to remain there.

Silentgroper:
Lol ..
Dey play ..
Na small time nw, epistle go full everywhere..

Ishilove:
The one and only time I checked his phone, my ears saw my eyes. Since that day I left his phone alone for my mental health and well being. He doesn't know I checked it because I never told him. I love my peace biko. If you like police a man and dog him like a shadow, he will cheat if he wants to cheat. He is a full grown adult and is solely responsible for his actions and inactions. As long as he doesn't bring home an STD to come and meet innocent you, doesn't bring back the demons of his side chick(s), treats you with respect and he takes care of the family, please, avoid drama and stay away from his phone.

My former boss was, and still is a terrible womaniser and his circle of friends hold advanced degrees in philandering, but you see his wife? She is his queen. He doesn't joke with her, and respects her. He was the person who made me realise that you just cannot police a man. Despite all the love he has for his wife and family, he still sleeps with a different woman every night whenever he is in the country.

If you want peace in your marriage/relationship, don't police a man. Just commit him to God and ask God to deal mercilessly with him if he, or any interloping third party ever tries to bring problems to you or mistreat you in your corner. Shikena.

Nnamdipapa:
So, I was in deep sleep when suddenly I woke up around 4 a.m. I reached for my phone, which I usually keep on the bedside table before going to bed, and to my surprise, the phone was nowhere to be found.

Still half asleep, I stretched my hand around in the darkness, thinking maybe it had slipped into the crack between the bed and the wall, but no, my phone was gone.

Now, I could swear on a stack of Bibles that my phone was right beside me before I dozed off the previous night. I was even up till midnight, scrolling as usual, before retiring for the night. Normally, whenever I wake up, I check my phone for the time.

Out of curiosity, I reached to the right side of the bed and noticed my wife’s spot was empty. Hmm.

I dragged my sleepy self to the bathroom to ease myself and, lo and behold; there was madam, inside the bathroom, with my phone on the floor. I was shocked, because I knew for sure I didn’t leave it there.

Anyway, I picked up the phone, went back to bed, and when I got under the sheets, I glanced at it. To my greatest confirmation, WhatsApp was open. Someone had been going through my chats.

I used to have strong security on the phone, but I relaxed it recently for some reasons. That’s probably how she got access. She pretended like she didn’t touch my phone, and I pretended like maybe I mistakenly left it in the bathroom. I didn’t challenge her. I just smiled under the sheets and went back to sleep.

The next morning, while replaying the whole incident in my head, some questions came to mind.

Ladies, what exactly do women want?

What are you looking for when you sneak into your husband’s phone and monitor his activities online? What exactly do you plan to do if you find suspicious chats with another woman? What next after all that stress of staying awake all night, plotting how to get hold of his phone?

Luckily for me, I have four WhatsApp accounts. Three are heavily passworded. The one she checked is just the “decoy” account with light security.

Then I remembered my maternal grandfather—the great man who had five wives. He eventually died on the sexy laps of a beautiful Ijaw side chick (yes, true story). Yet, none of his wives ever ransacked his belongings or violated his privacy like this. Meanwhile, me with only one wife, I’m already seeing shege. I still have a long way to go to match that man’s legacy.

So again I ask: why do women believe their husbands are under total control, and must be monitored 24/7? Don’t you people get tired?

Marriage does not automatically mean access to every single aspect of a man’s life. The life of an African man is hard enough, sometimes he just deserves small enjoyment without his privacy being constantly violated.

I honestly don’t get it. Maybe some of you can explain whether you really think marriage gives you the right to every corner of your husband’s life, including his private space.

I come in peace. Hehehehehe.

Nnamdipapa:
So, I was in deep sleep when suddenly I woke up around 4 a.m. I reached for my phone, which I usually keep on the bedside table before going to bed, and to my surprise, the phone was nowhere to be found.

Still half asleep, I stretched my hand around in the darkness, thinking maybe it had slipped into the crack between the bed and the wall, but no, my phone was gone.

Now, I could swear on a stack of Bibles that my phone was right beside me before I dozed off the previous night. I was even up till midnight, scrolling as usual, before retiring for the night. Normally, whenever I wake up, I check my phone for the time.

Out of curiosity, I reached to the right side of the bed and noticed my wife’s spot was empty. Hmm.

I dragged my sleepy self to the bathroom to ease myself and, lo and behold; there was madam, inside the bathroom, with my phone on the floor. I was shocked, because I knew for sure I didn’t leave it there.

Anyway, I picked up the phone, went back to bed, and when I got under the sheets, I glanced at it. To my greatest confirmation, WhatsApp was open. Someone had been going through my chats.

I used to have strong security on the phone, but I relaxed it recently for some reasons. That’s probably how she got access. She pretended like she didn’t touch my phone, and I pretended like maybe I mistakenly left it in the bathroom. I didn’t challenge her. I just smiled under the sheets and went back to sleep.

The next morning, while replaying the whole incident in my head, some questions came to mind.

Ladies, what exactly do women want?

What are you looking for when you sneak into your husband’s phone and monitor his activities online? What exactly do you plan to do if you find suspicious chats with another woman? What next after all that stress of staying awake all night, plotting how to get hold of his phone?

Luckily for me, I have four WhatsApp accounts. Three are heavily passworded. The one she checked is just the “decoy” account with light security.

Then I remembered my maternal grandfather—the great man who had five wives. He eventually died on the sexy laps of a beautiful Ijaw side chick (yes, true story). Yet, none of his wives ever ransacked his belongings or violated his privacy like this. Meanwhile, me with only one wife, I’m already seeing shege. I still have a long way to go to match that man’s legacy.

So again I ask: why do women believe their husbands are under total control, and must be monitored 24/7? Don’t you people get tired?

Marriage does not automatically mean access to every single aspect of a man’s life. The life of an African man is hard enough, sometimes he just deserves small enjoyment without his privacy being constantly violated.

I honestly don’t get it. Maybe some of you can explain whether you really think marriage gives you the right to every corner of your husband’s life, including his private space.

I come in peace. Hehehehehe.

pocohantas:
You can never know any human that much.
Not even if you are his mother.

Zocalite:
Tell a sinner to repent and forsake his sins

Ifexibe:
“She must be able to keep him ignorant of his SMV potential long enough to optimize her hypergamy.” - Rational Male

"Learn this now: Women never want full disclosure. Nothing is more self- satisfying for a woman than to think she’s figured a Man out based solely on her mythical feminine intuition (i.e. imagination)." - Book 1, RM

"Women crave the chemical rush that comes from suspicion and indignation. If you don’t provide it, they’ll happily get it from tabloids, romance novels, The View, Tyra Banks or otherwise living vicariously through their single girlfriends." - Book 1, RM

The Cardinal Rule of Sexual Strategies:
For one gender’s sexual strategy to succeed the other gender must compromise or abandon their own.

Your Grandfather was an Alpha.

Ishilove:
There are many elements I left out in my submission, so I know what I'm saying. You may find it hard to believe, but there are many men who philander, yet still love their wives in their own warped and perverse ways. My ex-boss is one of them.

pocohantas:
Yea, truly there are men who give their best years to numerous women and retire to their wives frail, maybe sick. Such love! May it never find me or my loved ones.

Maeve7:
In your circle, not mine.