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Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Adonisty: 2:47pm On Sep 10, 2025
understanding wear you coat, we know it's coat of lies.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by engrvicky(m): 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2025
This one neva baff walai.

Carry that money go buy just catfish and yam make you see Aboki lad pursue with jack knife.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Kaido: 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2025
I thought the thread was created in 2008.

You be wife material. Thanks for making me laugh tire grin.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Caaz(op): 3:15pm On Sep 10, 2025
Kaido:
I thought the thread was created in 2008.

You be wife material. Thanks for making me laugh tire grin.
Thank you sir,better person.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Caaz(op): 3:16pm On Sep 10, 2025
Adonisty:
understanding wear you coat, we know it's coat of lies.
Understanding wear me coat of many colours.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by 9free(m): 3:38pm On Sep 10, 2025
@OP, This post will not be complete without you dropping the phone numbers of any of your sister(s) that are still single grin
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Caaz(op): 3:43pm On Sep 10, 2025
9free:
@OP, This post will not be complete without you dropping the phone numbers of any of your sister(s) that are still single grin
I talk ham,una de find person daughter to suffer....so you wan get mynd give person #500 to cook any of this meal?


Forget my sarcasm....
This food here was 14k one sitting....(peppersoup yam)
The other one almst close to same amount

Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Love800(m): 3:54pm On Sep 10, 2025
I use to always think its owo soup though for the urhobos.
To me, banger soup is just a delta thing among the urhobos, ijaws and itsekiri.
Sonnobax15:
. Owoh soup..... Without it in a traditional marriage,the marriage won't be complete...Thats to tell you how much respect owoh soup commands in the urhobo Nation.....Ask any urhobo and isoko indigene around you,he/she will tell you when he same....
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by PUNANI01: 3:59pm On Sep 10, 2025
Caaz:
I believed you ve always prayed for wife material....
500k keh,i can use 500k to cook large meal capable to feed 3 stadium filled with spectators.
Were ya nwayooo, wife material..
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Adonisty: 4:54pm On Sep 10, 2025
Caaz:
Understanding wear me coat of many colours.
Coat of food. Yoi suppose list the price of each ingredient next time.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by yummy001: 5:52pm On Sep 10, 2025
DrFunmisticGlow:
One small indomie is 300 naira, one raw egg is 300.

Unless you are doing witchcraft or withholding information, don't know mathetics or live in a village, the total cost of that plate should be minimum of 1200naira.

Please could you share your grocery list and what the 5000naira covered, because this is confusing.
It beats me how some of you on this thread cannot recognise when someone is busy trolling a.k.a catching cruise in Nigerian parlance.

The best way to troll a troller is to tell her she is being extremely wasteful for using a whole 5k to cook in a month.. That is the best way to indulge idle trollers.. Two can definitely play the trolling game.

I would have ignored the joke of a thread but I had to drop this comment for the sake of those of you who cannot identify a glaring joke whenever you see one and even going to the extent of challenging someone who is obviously trolling.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by iamhandel(m): 6:58pm On Sep 10, 2025
Exactly wetin dey ma mind so 😂
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by stainzvill(m): 7:38pm On Sep 10, 2025
God really do am for Ur husband
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Love800(m): 8:36pm On Sep 10, 2025
Lol.

Took me a long time to discover the humour behind your post.
You are good and savage with words.

I admire and appreciate you.
sunnyprof:
No need to argue. just add one zero to each figure stated above, and you will understand she was only writing in shorthand
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Mypeople2(m): 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2025
Caaz:
I cooked these meals with five thousand naira for the whole month,i was so prudent and economical with the money as the understanding wife i m.

I never forgot to cover the money with the blood of jesus,whenever i m going to the market.

Anyways,some of the meals, i end up cooking them with three hundred naira.
May God bless every prudent, non nagging . and understanding wife material like us out there.


If i can do it,you too can do it.

I'll be costing the meals.



Those looking for wife material.... My Dm is CLOSED.



Cc
OP see as lie just dey smell everywhere
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by armadeo(m): 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2025
she's catching cruise. There's no way any meal thee isn't x10 at least what she posted.

Na cruise.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by ufotunang: 12:45am On Sep 11, 2025
Caaz:
Very very possible, the price of Rice has filled,but some gr33dy sellers refused craving the price.
You can get a cup of Rice for #200
So what about the beef and stew..the ingredients in making the stew..how much did it costs you
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by Predictor3: 7:38am On Sep 11, 2025
We4all:
It is only in Africa, (especially Nigeria) that a man marries a wife for the sole purpose of turning her into his personal cook. undecided undecided undecided
This is incorrect. Men cook almost as much as women these days.
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by sulakishop(m): 4:21pm On Sep 11, 2025
I read this post around 2010....
Re: How to cook With Five Thousand For The Whole Month. by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:14pm On Sep 11, 2025
yummy001:
It beats me how some of you on this thread cannot recognise when someone is busy trolling a.k.a catching cruise in Nigerian parlance.

The best way to troll a troller is to tell her she is being extremely wasteful for using a whole 5k to cook in a month.. That is the best way to indulge idle trollers.. Two can definitely play the trolling game.

I would have ignored the joke of a thread but I had to drop this comment for the sake of those of you who cannot identify a glaring joke whenever you see one and even going to the extent of challenging someone who is obviously trolling.
lol!!!

It is well. People are truly idle
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