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American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Morbeta11(op): 7:24am On Sep 17, 2025
American police say freeze, what do Nigerian police say?? πŸ˜‚

Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by phorget(m): 7:38am On Sep 17, 2025
"You are under arrest"!
This one nah the most commonnext police language for we naija.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by coolcharm(m): 7:43am On Sep 17, 2025
Hold it there!

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Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Clairvoyancy: 8:06am On Sep 17, 2025
I go fire your leg if you move! Then the slaps follows grin
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Zonefree(m): 8:24am On Sep 17, 2025
Nigerian police will not say anything, they'll just sho.ot you.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by saviourGeorge: 8:50am On Sep 17, 2025
Hold am, hold am
If you run, I shoot
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Caaz: 12:26pm On Sep 17, 2025
Oh boy,if you move i'll blast your head off
Officer oya arrest ham
Criminal.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by PerfectStranger(m):
"Catch am" next is to grab you for waist and handcuff you like cri.minal.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by fyzaila: 2:03pm On Sep 17, 2025
Holleeeet! If you move you collect wotowoto
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by fortune1894(m): 2:27pm On Sep 17, 2025
Rodger
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Pootle: 3:16pm On Sep 17, 2025
if you run i fire your yanssssssssssh cool
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by worry357: 3:53pm On Sep 17, 2025
Nigerian policeman says,

How much cash you got boi, give me something.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by NotOfThisWorld(f): 4:48pm On Sep 17, 2025
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Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by bukatyne(f): 6:03pm On Sep 17, 2025
Melt cheesy
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Sirmwill: 8:46pm On Sep 17, 2025
Lie down there

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Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by fergie001: 8:46pm On Sep 17, 2025
Stop there, if you move I move you.

I will shoot, stop there.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by spafu(m): 8:46pm On Sep 17, 2025
"Shege Banza. Stop There!", if you move, I move you.
You are going to rot in jail if you don't settle me.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by ARISHEM:
They just either shoot in the air or everywhere. And you freeze
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Angelfrost(m): 8:46pm On Sep 17, 2025
I seriously doubt Mirandizing is taught in Nigerian Police academy.

I honestly doubt they teach them anything about human rights and engagement rules.

Half-baked firearms lessons, and the next thing is send them to checkpoints with "daily targets".
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by remele2(f): 8:47pm On Sep 17, 2025
"If u move I shoot bastard and criminal"

Naira land question Dem ask na, ans no supoz pass watin I type na
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by EponObi(f): 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2025
Hanz up!!!!

I will shoot.

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooop
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by iswallker(m): 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2025
Hole it... grin grin

More characters to make it to safety... grin

Wow
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Konjiboii: 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2025
Haace who goes



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Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by iamoyindamola(m): 8:49pm On Sep 17, 2025
Stop there
You are under arrest
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Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by gulfer: 8:49pm On Sep 17, 2025
Ol it dia
Kundus to the 90s police officers along the Ahmadu Bello Way, VI, na there I first hia the term ol it dia inside kabukabu thenπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by oka4ugoo: 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2025
Hold it there! If you move I move you. Once their hand enter ur waist the next thing you go hear be: Oga you're under arrest...
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by ZombieDredd: 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2025
Hol it diaa.

31 more krakatas to complete it ooooooo
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by VaginaAcademic: 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2025
They don't say freeze except in old movies go and watch police activity on YouTube
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by masui(m): 8:51pm On Sep 17, 2025
Enter motor.

Make IG complete the remaining characters.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by ruggedtimi(m): 8:51pm On Sep 17, 2025
If you move i shoot you and nothing is going to happen.
Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by MaziObinnaokija: 8:52pm On Sep 17, 2025
grin cheesy nah to fold u by ur πŸ‘– waist and bundle u inside korope. Dey either take u to one corner for negotiation/land u behind counter with HOT SLAP cool
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