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My people, forget all the small-small gist you've been hearing. The real earthquake just landed from the world of science!

Scientists at the Chinese Academy of Sciences have successfully reversed the signs of aging in MONKEYS. I no say mice, I say MONKEYS... our close cousins!(lol) This one pass Nollywood film o!



How Dem Take Do Am?

Forget chemical cocktails for a minute. This time, the researchers used something powerful called engineered human stem cells. Think of these cells as "master" repair cells. They injected them into old monkeys over a few months.

The idea was to see if these fresh, powerful cells could fix the damage and wear-and-tear caused by old age.



Wetin Come Happen to the Monkeys?


The results are shocking, my brothers and sisters. The old monkeys started becoming young again!

Sharp Brain:
Their memory and brain function got better. The monkeys could think and act like younger ones.

Strong Body:
Their bones became stronger, and they moved around with more energy.

Overall Health:
Even their internal organs showed signs of rejuvenation. They were healthier from the inside out!

Safety:
Most importantly, the treatment appeared safe and didn't cause dangerous side effects like cancer.



Why This One Be Serious Gbege?

This is the biggest news so far in anti-aging research. Why? Because monkeys are primates, just like us. Their bodies and DNA are very similar to humans.

If you can make an old monkey young and healthy again, it means you are very, very close to being able to do it for people. This is no longer just a theory; it's a practical demonstration on a close human relative.



Hold On... No Be Tomorrow

Before you cancel your retirement plans, calm down small. This is still top-level experimental science. Human trials are still many years away, and even if it works, you know say the price go cost pass private jet at first! 💰😂


So, Wetin Una Think?

This is a massive step. Is this the key to a longer, healthier life for our children, or are we playing God? If this treatment comes out in 20 years, would you take it?

Drop your comments make we loud am!

Sorry for mixing with pidgin
I figured it would resonate with us more of I included pidgin

Makes a lot of sense.

We'll have to make laws at some point which would curtail how old long you can live.

Something like 140 years.

After that, you've got to go.

Commentor:
Makes a lot of sense.

We'll have to make laws at some point which would curtail how old long you can live.

Something like 140 years.

After that, you've got to go.

🤣🤣
You think Nigerian politicians will make such laws?
Wait oh, you yourself go gree leave for just 140 when you know say you can leave longer?😂

According to Biblical records, humans once lived 300yrs, 800yrs etc. If it was possible them, I can still happen again, not now but in the future. Hope day. Before HIV dey kpai person, now HIV people get social media groups if you see as dey are fine and healthy, to catch HIV go dey hungry you😂😂

And once you take the anti HIV injection for 3 months you go dey knack anyhow, no HIV scare... Omo, this life ehn in the next 50yrs go sharp o, that's why I no dey look for trouble, I no want die young or end up in prison, better things go happen to this world in the next 50yrs

Live*

Faber:
According to Biblical records, humans once lived 300yrs, 800yrs etc. If it was possible them, I can still happen again, not now but in the future. Hope day. Before HIV dey kpai person, now HIV people get social media groups if you see as dey are fine and healthy, to catch HIV go dey hungry you😂😂

And once you take the anti HIV injection for 3 months you go dey knack anyhow, no HIV scare... Omo, this life ehn in the next 50yrs go sharp o, that's why I no dey look for trouble, I no want die young or end up in prison, better things go happen to this world in the next 50yrs

He say "to get HIV go dey hungry you" 😂😂😂

Bro if you dey follow these science news ehhn, your mind go blow. Look at what imperfect humans are doing. What if we are perfect, imagine what we can do.

Na really to stay alive for the next 50years

Source please

You think science is a joke?

MissPride:
Source please

You think science is a joke?

No be joke oh

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41419-025-07958-6#:~:text=In%20a%20landmark%20study%20%5B1,all%20without%20identifiable%20adverse%20effects.

Astromath:
No be joke oh .

That was a good read.
Chinese are over-utilizing it imo.
Doomsday clock should be closer than before now

MissPride:
That was a good read.
Chinese are over-utilizing it imo.
Doomsday clock should be closer than before now

To me
The Chinese are way more advanced to be in this world 😂

They spend money on Education, infrastructure, health, even gaming omo.
These people are already in the future, the rest of us are just trekking

Astromath:
He say "to get HIV go dey hungry you" 😂😂😂

Bro if you dey follow these science news ehhn, your mind go blow. Look at what imperfect humans are doing. What if we are perfect, imagine what we can do.

Na really to stay alive for the next 50years

In the next 50yrs, no more hold up or traffic, flying cars go dey everywhere...

Faber:
In the next 50yrs, no more hold up or traffic, flying cars go dey everywhere...

Omo bro, some cars now no dey use steering again oh, I don forget the name of the car. Everything now is becoming futuristic, except your country.

Astromath:
To me
The Chinese are way more advanced to be in this world 😂

They spend money on Education, infrastructure, health, even gaming omo.
These people are already in the future, the rest of us are just trekking

To me I feel they have no restrictions in their research, I fear they seem to break codes and conduct in science community.

Astromath:
Omo bro, some cars now no dey use steering again oh, I don forget the name of the car. Everything now is becoming futuristic, except your country.

If the country no gree change, I go give am 3 yrs from now, I no want japa anyhow and end up in prison, I want to go where I will still be free... I need the freedom pass any other thing to enjoy the future of this life .

Imagine telling a girl boy last year that her biological father died in 1990... how possible, let me know if you are really following up the trends bro? I like educative threads like this

China is advancing.
They should be in the future by now while this country is still in the past

MissPride:
To me I feel they have no restrictions in their research, I fear they seem to break codes and conduct in science community.

If the research was inhumane I don't think it would have been published. If an experiment can't be replicated in a random facility across the globe, such experiment won't be accepted. Hence I believe every detail pertaining to the research is included in their papers.

JOACHINpedro:
China is advancing.
They should be in the future by now while this country is still in the past

bro go online and search for China's foot breach or search for a random mall in China
Or the best infrastructure, bro your head go blow, these people are in the future

Faber:
If the country no gree change, I go give am 3 yrs from now, I no want japa anyhow and end up in prison, I want to go where I will still be free... I need the freedom pass any other thing to enjoy the future of this life .

Imagine telling a girl boy last year that her biological father died in 1990... how possible, let me know if you are really following up the trends bro? I like educative threads like this

Lol
I'm just glad that we are in good terms with China
Like Nigeria and China a good friends
So I believe to japa go that side fit easy
Especially has China want start to mine lithium for Nigeria ( na for twitter I see the news some time ago).

And yes I follow these threads
I will be post 3 times a week depending on the news I find

Astromath:
Lol
I'm just glad that we are in good terms with China
Like Nigeria and China a good friends
So I believe to japa go that side fit easy
Especially has China want start to mine lithium for Nigeria ( na for twitter I see the news some time ago).

And yes I follow these threads
I will be post 3 times a week depending on the news I find

China is good but there's a secret gem that sharp people are running to . That's Brazil. Go to Brazil and get their passport and use it to cruise the world. Do business and meet people. Brazil passport will get you into 160+ countries visa free or visa on arrival. Including EU, China, Russia. Going to China to stay is not all that good because of their culture, language and citizenship rules. You cannot become a citizen of China easily or get China passport. And the country is volatile to natural disasters, social media censorship etc. Brazil is very affordable and have a working system. Brazil is to South America what USA is to North America and what Nigeria is to Africa..

They have the economy, the infrastructure, the economy, the market and friendly locals.

Faber:
China is good but there's a secret gem that sharp people are running to . That's Brazil. Go to Brazil and get their passport and use it to cruise the world. Do business and meet people. Brazil passport will get you into 160+ countries visa free or visa on arrival. Including EU, China, Russia. Going to China to stay is not all that good because of their culture, language and citizenship rules. You cannot become a citizen of China easily or get China passport. And the country is volatile to natural disasters, social media censorship etc. Brazil is very affordable and have a working system. Brazil is to South America what USA is to North America and what Nigeria is to Africa..

They have the economy, the infrastructure, the economy, the market and friendly locals.

Sounds great, never really knew

Astromath:
Sorry for mixing with pidgin
I figured it would resonate with us more of I included pidgin

I quite liked the infusion of pidgin.

Science remains the path to truth and advancement, it's a shame our country remains in the chokehold of two imported and impotent religions.

Impossible.

CodeTemplarr:
Impossible.

I also said the same at first lol

ReacherSaidNoth:
I quite liked the infusion of pidgin.

Science remains the path to truth and advancement, it's a shame our country remains in the chokehold of two imported and impotent religions.

Thank you

Astromath:
My people, forget all the small-small gist you've been hearing. The real earthquake just landed from the world of science!

Scientists at the Chinese Academy of Sciences have successfully reversed the signs of aging in MONKEYS. I no say mice, I say MONKEYS... our close cousins!(lol) This one pass Nollywood film o!



How Dem Take Do Am?

Forget chemical cocktails for a minute. This time, the researchers used something powerful called engineered human stem cells. Think of these cells as "master" repair cells. They injected them into old monkeys over a few months.

The idea was to see if these fresh, powerful cells could fix the damage and wear-and-tear caused by old age.



Wetin Come Happen to the Monkeys?


The results are shocking, my brothers and sisters. The old monkeys started becoming young again!

Sharp Brain:
Their memory and brain function got better. The monkeys could think and act like younger ones.

Strong Body:
Their bones became stronger, and they moved around with more energy.

Overall Health:
Even their internal organs showed signs of rejuvenation. They were healthier from the inside out!

Safety:
Most importantly, the treatment appeared safe and didn't cause dangerous side effects like cancer.



Why This One Be Serious Gbege?

This is the biggest news so far in anti-aging research. Why? Because monkeys are primates, just like us. Their bodies and DNA are very similar to humans.

If you can make an old monkey young and healthy again, it means you are very, very close to being able to do it for people. This is no longer just a theory; it's a practical demonstration on a close human relative.



Hold On... No Be Tomorrow

Before you cancel your retirement plans, calm down small. This is still top-level experimental science. Human trials are still many years away, and even if it works, you know say the price go cost pass private jet at first! 💰😂


So, Wetin Una Think?

This is a massive step. Is this the key to a longer, healthier life for our children, or are we playing God? If this treatment comes out in 20 years, would you take it?

Drop your comments make we loud am!

Who that nonsense irresponsible "God" help? If I have the opportunity even right now, I will gladly take the treatment. The God you are talking about has only brought me pains and misery. If I have the opportunity to take what will change my life for the better, why should I reject it because of one useless "God"?

Faber:
Imagine telling a girl boy last year that her biological father died in 1990... how possible, let me know if you are really following up the trends bro? I like educative threads like this

Are you referring to the Mandela effect? Guy that lie is bullshit. They are just playing on people's intelligence.

Astromath:
My people, forget all the small-small gist you've been hearing. The real earthquake just landed from the world of science!

Scientists at the Chinese Academy of Sciences have successfully reversed the signs of aging in MONKEYS. I no say mice, I say MONKEYS... our close cousins!(lol) This one pass Nollywood film o!



How Dem Take Do Am?

Forget chemical cocktails for a minute. This time, the researchers used something powerful called engineered human stem cells. Think of these cells as "master" repair cells. They injected them into old monkeys over a few months.

The idea was to see if these fresh, powerful cells could fix the damage and wear-and-tear caused by old age.



Wetin Come Happen to the Monkeys?


The results are shocking, my brothers and sisters. The old monkeys started becoming young again!

Sharp Brain:
Their memory and brain function got better. The monkeys could think and act like younger ones.

Strong Body:
Their bones became stronger, and they moved around with more energy.

Overall Health:
Even their internal organs showed signs of rejuvenation. They were healthier from the inside out!

Safety:
Most importantly, the treatment appeared safe and didn't cause dangerous side effects like cancer.



Why This One Be Serious Gbege?

This is the biggest news so far in anti-aging research. Why? Because monkeys are primates, just like us. Their bodies and DNA are very similar to humans.

If you can make an old monkey young and healthy again, it means you are very, very close to being able to do it for people. This is no longer just a theory; it's a practical demonstration on a close human relative.



Hold On... No Be Tomorrow

Before you cancel your retirement plans, calm down small. This is still top-level experimental science. Human trials are still many years away, and even if it works, you know say the price go cost pass private jet at first! 💰😂


So, Wetin Una Think?

This is a massive step. Is this the key to a longer, healthier life for our children, or are we playing God? If this treatment comes out in 20 years, would you take it?

Drop your comments make we loud am!

Where’s your source? Sounds interesting though! If it’s true, humans may abuse it with the very rich wanting to live for hundreds of years like Methuselah.

Assassination rate will increase, since someone cannot die through natural processes