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In Nairaland politics section, one moniker echoes louder than reason: DomPerignon, not for insight, balance, or wit, but for what many now call a full-blown case of Chronic Obi Derangement Syndrome (CODS).

Meet DomPerignon: the self-appointed Inspector General of Obi Affairs. If Peter Obi sneezes in Lagos, DomPerignon catches a fever, If Obi blinks, he opens a thread. And if Obi says nothing at all? You guessed it, DomPerignon still finds a way to post.

In just a few days, he’s managed to churn out multiple threads each more dramatic than the last, blaming Obi for everything from revoked land allocations to Peter Obi siding with imaginary fake drug merchant. At this rate, one wonders if he’s writing a Netflix political thriller or just desperately begging for attention.

Some say it’s political bias, bîgótry. Others believe it’s a covert PR campaign to keep Obi trending, reverse psychology, perhaps? Whatever it is, DomPerignon’s content often reads like a man more haunted than opposed.

But the saddest part isn’t the obsession itself. It’s that in a country drowning in insecurities , naira devaluation, high inflation rate, fuel price hike, food inflation, and economic misery, with Tinubu himself admitting and acknowledging that he has inflicted "pain" and asking Nigerians to endure more, DomPerignon still wakes up every morning with one goal: blame Peter Obi.

At this point, it’s less political engagement and more emotional dependency.

What he's e doing here is just diverting the attention of Nigerians from hunger to irrelevant stuff in a bid to make people eat tribalism for dinner

Peter Obi lives rent free in DomPerignon's medulla oblongata

Whilst the hypocrisy of an Obidient talking about someone else having an addiction (or fixation even) on others is jaw dropping, why not let the poster say what they want and fact check them?

Even if they have an agenda, yours is not to "slut shame" them over it, say you peace and keep it moving.

Why do Obidients gorge themselves over others and are so very unhappy when people go after theirs, enough already with the hypocrisy bikonu.

aswani:
Whilst the hypocrisy of an Obidient talking about someone else having an addiction (or fixation even) on others is jaw dropping, why not let the poster say what they want and counter it rbrtu single time?

Even if they have an agenda, yours is not to "slut shame" them over it, say you peace and keep it moving.

Why do Obidients gorge themselves over others and are so very unhappy when people go after theirs, enough already with the hypocrisy bikonu.

You dey mind dem.

Let him give my threads on his fake agulu messiah a boost.

Instead of marketing his fake messiah , he is opening useless threads attckiing anyone who criticizes and exposes their fake messiah.

Ofunaofu:
Peter Obi lives rent free in DomPerignon's medulla oblongata

You have time to do a sound bite about DomPerignon but can do anything about your leader sharing wheelbarrow as empowerment, why won't there be hunger and pain?

Ttalk:
You have time to do a sound bite about DomPerignon but can do anything about your leader sharing wheelbarrow as empowerment, why won't there be hunger and pain?

Who exactly is my leader? Because last I checked, it’s your Tinubu that’s in Aso Rock not mine. So instead of obsessing over nothing , channel that energy into asking Tinubu why there's still no electricity.

He made one clear promise: constant power supply or don’t vote for him in 2027. Has he delivered? Or are majority of Nigerians still in darkness? Let’s talk results, not distractions.

Ofunaofu:
Who exactly is my leader? Because last I checked, it’s your Tinubu that’s in Aso Rock not mine. So instead of obsessing over nothing , channel that energy into asking Tinubu why there's still no electricity.

He made one clear promise: constant power supply or don’t vote for him in 2027. Has he delivered? Or are majority of Nigerians still in darkness? Let’s talk results, not distractions.

I hope you are educated enough to know that power generation, transmission and distribution now falls in the concurrent list which gives your state governor to give your power.

Stop hiding under one Nigeria. We are not operating One Nigeria Constitution but A Federal Constitution.

Let that sticks

Ttalk:
I hope you are educated enough to know that power generation, transmission and distribution now falls in the concurrent list which gives your state governor to give your power.

Stop hiding under one Nigeria. We are not operating One Nigeria Constitution but A Federal Constitution.

Let that sticks

Yes, electricity is now on the Concurrent List but don’t twist it. The Federal Government still owns the national grid and controls the transmission lines through the Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN). And guess what? That same grid has been collapsing multiple times this year alone.

On top of that, it’s this same Federal Government enforcing that wicked band classification system (A to E) where only the privileged few get steady power while the rest are pushed into deeper suffering with zero supply but higher bills.

So no, you can’t pass the buck to governors when the federal structure under your Tinubu is still holding the power sector hostage.

Let that stick.

Ttalk:
I hope you are educated enough to know that power generation, transmission and distribution now falls in the concurrent list which gives your state governor to give your power.

Stop hiding under one Nigeria. We are not operating One Nigeria Constitution but A Federal Constitution.

Let that sticks

Na them ofunaofu wey no wan help themselves dey shout Tinubu upandan.

Never once will they mention their state governor or local government officials.

DomPerignon:
You dey mind dem.

Let him give my threads on his fake agulu messiah a boost.

Instead of marketing his fake messiah , he is opening useless threads attckiing anyone who criticizes and exposes their fake messiah.

Don't worry from now on, we will be opening more threads concerning your fake irabiji messiah let's see how it goes.
That diversion of attention you are seeking so, that Nigerians will not see the mess your messiah has caused this country, we will make sure that people see beyond you and your likes gimmicks.

Ttalk:
I hope you are educated enough to know that power generation, transmission and distribution now falls in the concurrent list which gives your state governor to give your power.

Stop hiding under one Nigeria. We are not operating One Nigeria Constitution but A Federal Constitution.

Let that sticks

I hope you are ready for tax next year
The money your fake irabiji Messiah has been syphoning from our mineral resources and the ones he borrowed and still borrowing is not enough for him. He now wants extra cash from poor Nigerians who he gave nothing as empowerment or job creation.

Lastly, let me remind you that the governors don't have absolute power to give Nigerians steady light. It is your fake Messiah that have such power. This game of "blame your governors and leave tinibu" of a thing by you agbadorians will never work.

buckeyemedia:
Na them ofunaofu wey no wan help themselves dey shout Tinubu upandan.

Never once will they mention their state governor or local government officials.

And you said you are from Delta state?

Hmmm..

Mbanda:
I hope you are ready for tax next year
The money your fake irabiji Messiah has been syphoning from our mineral resources and the ones he borrowed and still borrowing is not enough for him. He now wants extra cash from poor Nigerians who he gave nothing as empowerment or job creation.

Lastly, let me remind you that the governors don't have absolute power to give Nigerians steady light. It is your fake Messiah that have such power. This game of "blame your governors and leave tinibu" of a thing by you agbadorians will never work.

I don't have time to engage people who can't educate themselves other than come to SM to make nonsense claim.

Educate yourself and stop make mockery of your self

Mbanda:
And you said you are from Delta state?

Hmmm..

Ughelli South Local Government Area of The Big Heart State to be precise.

Delta state has collected the highest allocation from The FAAC for the last 15 years, u want me to blame The APC & President Tinubu for the underdevelopment of the state abi?

Op the 10wllife happens to be one of Reno 0mockery’s recruits on this forum. Pay no attention to him. His posts are full of falsehoods with no credible sources as reference. Most times he provides me the conic relief i need on this forum.

Ttalk:
I don't have time to engage people who can't educate themselves other than come to SM to make nonsense claim.

Educate yourself and stop make mockery of your self

I don't have time to engage people that support tinibu sheepishly. If you reason well, you should know that there's a big difference between signing something into law and implementing it.

Tinibu promised Nigerian steady light not signing nonsense into law.

And it's good for him, seeing how the addiction is ebbing away his life on a daily basis. 😆😊

CharlotteFlair:
And it's good for him, seeing how the addition is ebbing away his life on a daily basis. 😆😊

Pitobi will never EVER be President of Nigeria

let that sink into your vapid skull


tueh

DomPerignon:
Pitobi will never EVER be President of Nigeria

let that sink into your vapid skull


tueh

Peter Obi will be president of Nigeria but you won't live to see it, Palava finish.

Tueh??

Anyama!!!

You have a dirty habit Oga 🥺🥺

Lol. DomPerignon living rent free in the heads of Obidient to the extent they have to create a thread exclusively about him to weep about his savaging of their Agulu messiah.

Long live DomPerignon. Please press their head harder. Nothing more pleasurable in life than severe painment for Obidients.😎

My fellow Yoruba Muslim DomPerignon has lost it and getting out of hand, i hope he overcome this obsession of Obi soon

CharlotteFlair:
Peter Obi will be president of Nigeria but you won't live to see it, Palava finish.

Tueh??

Anyama!!!

You have a dirty habit Oga 🥺🥺

Yes of course. If it is another Nigeria that exists in a parallel universe and certainly not the one I am typing from right now.

Ofunaofu:
Peter Obi lives rent free in DomPerignon's medulla oblongata

Crystal clear DomPerignon lives rent free in yours. Much worse for you because it is normal and in order for a Nigerian, as DomPerignon does, to expose the deficiency of a Presidential candidate they do not want to become their President.

In fact it is a legitimate right for a Nigerian and Stakeholder in Nigeria. What is your excuse for stalking a fellow Nairalander?

WizardOfNG:
Crystal clear DomPerignon lives rent free in yours. Much worse for you because it is normal and in order for a Nigerian, as DomPerignon does, to expose the deficiency of a Presidential candidate they do not want to become their President.

In fact it is a legitimate right for a Nigerian and Stakeholder in Nigeria. What is your excuse for stalking a fellow Nairalander?

What is your excuse for stalking me, a fellow Nairalander?

WizardOfNG:
Lol. DomPerignon living rent free in the heads of Obidient to the extent they have to create a thread exclusively about him to weep about his savaging of their Agulu messiah.

Long live DomPerignon. Please press their head harder. Nothing more pleasurable in life than severe painment for Obidients.😎

If DomPerignon were to be a soldier he can only be likened to the black scorpion called Benjamin Adekunle who mercilessly destroyed the Biafra Army.

His knowledge about History, his choice of words, depth of knowledge and his narrative prowess is miles ahead of the best Obidients on Nairaland.

When you see them insulting or derailing just know that they are been hit by the truth and they only ashamed to admit the obvious

1 DomPerignon is equally to 1000 Obidients

Ofunaofu:
What is your excuse for stalking me, a fellow Nairalander?

Stop exposing yourself as liar who is also seriously challenged intellectually. You start a thread and you don't want others to comment on the topic linked to your utterance?

You should show the forum how many times I have quoted you, aside on this thread that is your own, to make your case.

Maybe you think I am one of those you can lie against and won't get exposed foe the deception you lot are fond of.

WizardOfNG:
Crystal clear DomPerignon lives rent free in yours. Much worse for you because it is normal and in order for a Nigerian, as DomPerignon does, to expose the deficiency of a Presidential candidate they do not want to become their President.

In fact it is a legitimate right for a Nigerian and Stakeholder in Nigeria. What is your excuse for stalking a fellow Nairalander?

We should all be praying for DomPerignon for quick recovery than writing incoherent gibberish, he needs our outmost support and prayer at this moment, thanks