₦airaland Forum

The world is really evolving rapidly.

I suggest that Cucumber found in the possession of a lady should be a Contraband commodity.

These items were recovered from the females hostels by security agents of the university.

How does this concern security men?

All road leads to Nasarawa University then

What a time to be alive.

While some men are doing soapy due to unavailability of coochie, cucumbers are widening the 4 walls of the coochie thereby making it hard for the 4" inches men to hop in.

Please read down y'all.

Government has to do something about this shortage of men.

Fix the economy, create enough jobs to ensure cash flow circulation to enable men get needed funds to date these women.

Very soon, Nigeria will soon be complaining of declining birth rate like South Korea, Japan and Russia.

People need to learn mind their business. The person posting this on Facebook has done things society will find strange and bizarre. Nigerians and our love for hypocrisy.

Their kpekus their lives

Borehole in the making!

Later they'll be looking for one simp to settle down with to continue digging the hell hole 🕳 they created with gigantic cucumber 🤣🤣🤣🙆

Those girls are blocking their own way of life

Brahamimo:
The world is really evolving rapidly.

I suggest that Cucumber found in the possession of a lady should be a Contraband commodity.

These items were recovered from the females hostels by security agents of the university.

Why should it be contraband?
It's her personal business and non of yours

Go university go learn...

Them say no, na cucumber.

Someone's put those things deliberately there to be found though!

Honestly this is nonesense news.

At least she know wan infect the innocent cucumber 🥒

I pity men wey dey take Viagra and other sex enhancement drugs to impress ladies during sex.

Las las, no award for the man wey last pass

The price of Cucumber will skyrocket very soon just wait and see

Finally, women love sex more than men. Just imagine wetin dey enter person body. When she tear heR pussy finish, no preek go fit satisfy her again

The news doesn't look real.

It’s as fake as fake can get

I dey fear GenZ ladies ooooo.

Knowing how lies quickly circulate online, especially on that facebook, I wont be surprised if this is another lamba...

Why do the cucumbers have to be so many in the dustbin and how come they all left the condoms on when they could've flushed it down the toilet, knowing how secretive women are...

Anyways, most of you will believe anything on social media.

Now,one woman will possess a man all to herself,when most are covertly lonely.

Scenarios like these are the effects of one man to one woman syndrome

must be southern students, they too like bad things

She will marry an innocent man tomorrow and expect his gbola to be huge and tirelessly pound her already destroyed puna😏

This nor be staged thing again? Anything to gain traffic dey okay with some people.

Don't blame her. Cucumber fit get HIV. Prevention is better than cure.

Which one be cucumber wearing condoms again? Naija babes no go kill me oooo

Reason for the condom is for them to consume it later without tasting their own stale ,putrid, puccie

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Someone somewhere might have eaten a similar cucumber without knowing

Brahamimo:
The world is really evolving rapidly.

I suggest that Cucumber found in the possession of a lady should be a Contraband commodity.

What's happening ??!
Why is this very weirdo weird posting on Front page?

This is serious, wearing condom on cucumber

A305:

Government has to do something about this shortage of men.

Fix the economy, create enough jobs to ensure cash flow circulation to enable men get needed funds to date these women.

Very soon, Nigeria will soon be complaining of declining birth rate like South Korea, Japan and Russia.

Men always outnumbered women