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| Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by Apogee14(op): 4:51am On Oct 29, 2025 |
A man sitting idly in his own mind till he starts smelling himself and the odor he perceives is one of strong and very powerful man who is admired and envied and who possessed the ultimate power over all. The dream of glory seekers and clout chasers. A man who has lived long enough to hang up the wild aspirations but not this one, a lunatic with a desire for glory hunting. And he lived and existed in his own mind mulling over this idea with so much glee and his desire was so much to the extent that it pulled in the demon Asmodeus. asmodeus who had been searching for a crash test dummy in the earth found his perfect candidate in the glory seeking clout chasing geriatric timpre silva and so a union was born. The demon asked timpre, what do thou desireth oh ye adventurous one, and timpre said he wanted the ultimate power over all Nigerians and over all the resources. He wanted to be admired as a powerful man. And so asmodeus and timpre sat at the round table to iron out the logistics of the takeover. Unbeknownst to timpre ? He is being used as a crash test dummy by asmodeus to test if his spiritual powers still reign supreme down in the earth . And so I guess Asmodeus found out his power has been usurped and the crash test dummy timpre has japa to Argentina to meet Lionel messi. Oh what a messy take we weave. A geriatric clout chaser assisted by a falling demon. Both hitting a brick wall |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by ZombieDredd: 6:19am On Oct 29, 2025 |
Apogee14:In primary school we were taught how to space our writings for readability? Perhaps you have forgotten yours. seems there's an entity after your sanity, check up with a spiritual man |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by Apogee14(op): 8:01am On Oct 29, 2025 |
ZombieDredd:lolzzz let me live dawggg |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by pneumaticos(m): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2025 |
The man in question might be a scapegoat The originators of this coup are the Northerners I don't believe this is really a southern thing |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by ibechris(m): 8:37am On Oct 29, 2025 |
pneumaticos:It can even be a yoruba man...u don't know these people...watch out how they will start calling it Igbo coup. Nigeria my country. |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by arantess: 10:10am On Oct 29, 2025 |
ibechris:when it first broke, despite one of the plotters named as a prince from the north, they were still trying to drag igbos into it. i dont know how demoniac some people are. soon they will say silva is brother to Jonathan who bears Azikiwe, therefore he is igbo ![]() |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by Bluebolt: 12:23pm On Oct 29, 2025 |
arantess:Be at ease brother! No one is gonna drag you into any shit if you are not involved or crave the freaking shit. So relax and ……….. |
| Re: Glory Seeking Crash Test Dummy. Timpre Sylva by ibechris(m): 12:38pm On Oct 29, 2025 |
arantess:Honestly,that Is it. |
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