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Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.

Yeah...

When una two don too vibe

Tho some people believe or think it's unhealthy and unhygienic,but you see me and my banny,we normally bombard each other with mess . Funniest thing is that,we just laugh over such moments.

Sonnobax15:

Yeah...

When una two don too vibe

I trust you....sometimes it's fun to do that...especially the bombastic side eyes.

Omo I never vibe with any girl go reach that level. I can’t even imagine. Maybe when I get married I’ll……..🥵🥵🤪

SpencerForbes:
Omo I never vibe with any girl go reach that level. I can’t even imagine. Maybe when I get married I’ll……..🥵🥵🤪

It defend on your partner sha.

Is farting not supposed to be an involuntary action that can happen anytime? If it happens, suddenly, just apologise and move on. If you feel embarrassed about it, it's because you haven't bonded with your partner.

If your partner feels awful about it, then you might be dealing with someone who is as fake as Toke's bbl. Run from people like that cos they ain't worth your time. Imagine fuming over something you are guilty of! Regardless, try to control your fart as it can be embarrassing.

If your spouse is your best friend, then farting in his presence shouldn't be a big deal... I'd just tell him to cover is nose.

Yet you're always giving relationship and marriage advice when you don't know anything about them.

SpencerForbes:
Omo I never vibe with any girl go reach that level. I can’t even imagine. Maybe when I get married I’ll……..🥵🥵🤪

Samantha125:
Yet you're always giving relationship and marriage advice when you don't know anything about them.

Lolz😂😂😂 My parents, uncles etc were married and I learnt a lot from them. I prefer to watch, observe and learn than to experience them outrightly. Experience is a hard teacher. When it’s time, I’ll make the perfect groom😛

Your elders would only show you what they want you to see while keeping the rest to themselves.

SpencerForbes:
Lolz😂😂😂 My parents, uncles etc were married and I learnt a lot from them. I prefer to watch, observe and learn than to experience them outrightly. Experience is a hard teacher. When it’s time, I’ll make the perfect groom😛

Samantha125:
Your elders would only show you what they want you to see while keeping the rest to themselves.

Exactly! That’s why the smart ones amongst us prioritize reading patterns, behaviors, and actions over just listening to words. When some men actually sit down and fully grasp the average mindset of a Nigerian lady, they either immediately boycott marriage entirely or they decide to study the whole system very closely before committing. If you ask me, more men are definitely going to be heading the 'baby mama' route real soon😁

Oh please, you know nothing.

SpencerForbes:
Exactly! That’s why the smart ones amongst us prioritize reading patterns, behaviors, and actions over just listening to words. When some men actually sit down and fully grasp the average mindset of a Nigerian lady, they either immediately boycott marriage entirely or they decide to study the whole system very closely before committing. If you ask me, more men are definitely going to be heading the 'baby mama' route real soon😁

Please everyone should respect each other…
It’s lack of etiquette to be farting at each other faces…

Farting at people is not love, it’s nothing other than lack of etiquette….


Some things don’t just make sense…
Why don’t you shitt and tell your partner to go sniff the poop inside toilet before flushing..

Or how many people here can tolerate belching loudly while eating….
Some things don’t just go Abeg

Shat twice while laughing at her joke

why not, is that not better than cheating on your spouse

Where is the trust if you can't fart in front of him or her?

Steady

Hopeless se..on
What other character do I need

Ama trumpet blowa.
Content for don do naa.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

A very simple thing
Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

And I just came across this on a Facebook page

I will do it again and again

I greet my ❤️ with a very loud fart every early morning.
At times she responds with her's, at times she ignores and stares at me with amazement.

The truth is that everybody farts. If you can hide your farts, you can hide somany secrets.

Back to back and twice in weekend

Why not, who fed you with what cause the air

Which kind question be this

Pls wat is love if u can t fart infront of ur partner?? E mean say say e still get things wey una dey hide for una self ...... Lolz

Yes ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllll
Mahtah must kast!
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Disgusting habit. I don't know the weird people who think it's love or cool.

It's a different thing if it's a mistake, but to be doing it on purpose and call it love or romantic, is madness to me.

The average person farts between 14 and 23 times per day.

No matter how babe fine, by 12 noon she go don fart at least 7 times.

Make Una dey do nonsense in the name of partners. That the person is your lover doesn’t mean you should be doing dirty things in presence of each other. Is there no other way to show love other than polluting tear gas?

Samantha125:
Oh please, you know nothing.

That’s right! I’ll rather avoid experiencing it than being called ‘a nice guy’😊

zed7:
Disgusting habit. I don't know the weird people who think it's love or cool.

Like wtf, what’s cool about it. They turn love to something else. #spits!