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Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Jomonix: 8:15pm On Dec 01, 2025
In the early days no but as time goes on I will fat well well
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by freemanq(m): 8:16pm On Dec 01, 2025
She dey enjoy ahm wella
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by mokkalu1(m): 8:16pm On Dec 01, 2025
Me and my wife de use am do competition cheesy
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by doncartel: 8:20pm On Dec 01, 2025
The worst is picking of nose. Im allergic to that whether from partner or anybody. I spend almost 15 minutes cleaning my nose in the bathroom daily to avoid doing that in public.

Farting (because of offensive smell) and nose picking should be done in the restroom.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Miramonica:
For decency sake I can't do that in the presence of my partner and I advise she doesn't do it in my presence.

If it's by mistake, it's all good. You will apologize and we move on.

Another thing I hate is using the toilet and not flushing it at all or you attempt flushing it and not flush it well.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by IbrahimSola: 8:29pm On Dec 01, 2025
Na wa o. I dey fart for my partner very well and she fart for me very well. If I fart she will make face and still says sorry Daddy. Same with me
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Iran2025: 8:32pm On Dec 01, 2025
Me dey carry hand put for my bombom before I release my atomic bomb
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Adakintroy: 8:39pm On Dec 01, 2025
Anyone who ask this sought of question is either new in relationships or is not in one.

If you been in relationships longer than 3yrs you will know you more or less brother and sister. You can do anything in front of each other. Literally anything. Allt he forming go don end by yr1 sef.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Nobody: 8:41pm On Dec 01, 2025
No. It leads to see finish.

Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by merits(m): 8:49pm On Dec 01, 2025
Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
I did that alot in the presence of my wife and we will just joke about it.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by chatinent: 8:50pm On Dec 01, 2025
A partner..as in a wife or girlfriend etc?
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by eepeepook: 8:50pm On Dec 01, 2025
Some people do. I prefer not to. I wasn’t raised like that.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by MasterTeeUSA: 8:51pm On Dec 01, 2025
Lol some women cant stand any type of smile. I know because I can testify....so good luck grin




Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by davidque: 8:55pm On Dec 01, 2025
Easy stuff.......farting is normal behavior in my house
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Samantha125(f): 8:56pm On Dec 01, 2025
If you're not comfortable around your partner or spouse, then you'll never be yourself around her.

Farting is just a way of passing gas like breathing, what if you fart in your sleep? Will you then miraculously wake up and apologize? No human being is perfect.

And what if one day your spouse gets sick or involved in an accident, requiring her to need 24/7 care? Will you then abandon her because you don't want to get exposed to her dirtiness or imperfections?

IEJames:
It's dirtiness to expel any form of waste, solid, liquid or gas within the sense range of another.
It could happen by mistake and if it does you owe the person a sincere apology with all seriousness.
If it can't be this tact, then there should be moderation.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Sammy5413(m): 9:05pm On Dec 01, 2025
In the presence of my partner, "Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Ehee, you were saying?
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by israelmao(m): 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2025
Fart is normal occurrence to my wife in my presence.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by mirrael68(m): 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2025
Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
It is disrespectful and so uncool to do that. Crazy!! Why would anyone ask such a ❓
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by ReacherSaidNoth: 9:29pm On Dec 01, 2025
Stayingalive:
Stop taking yourself too seriously
Deliberately farting in the presence of anybody is a disgusting, lower animal behavior. Let's not romanticize nonsense.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by WantsandMore: 9:32pm On Dec 01, 2025
Involuntary non volatile, respectfully done farts are welcome otherwise na Agbero you dey date so grin
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Akinpedia(m): 9:35pm On Dec 01, 2025
Yes — when love becomes real, you stop pretending to be perfect.

In the beginning, you hide every tiny flaw. But as your hearts grow closer, you realise that love isn’t just about looking attractive — it’s also about being safe, comfortable, and accepted.

A relationship where you can be yourself, flaws and all, is a relationship built on trust.

Just remember: romance is sweet, but courtesy is still part of love. A quiet escape and a little “sorry, love” can keep the tenderness alive.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Ajilityy: 9:39pm On Dec 01, 2025
She will hail me igweee, each time I do that. Ifesinachi is not a bad name.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Stanbaba30: 9:45pm On Dec 01, 2025
I no understand. To fart is natural and can come at anytime. If I can't fart whenever it comes especially with my wife, na for stranger presence I go hold am? Omoor I fart around my kids sef and ask them "hey who do that"? Ofcos jokingly they know it's me and the shout Daddyyyy😂. Free ya sef o
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by VaginaAcademic: 9:46pm On Dec 01, 2025
I do it a lot but it's just air because I get air in my stomach a lot not the normal fart grin
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by elevated2: 9:52pm On Dec 01, 2025
I doubt if I could trust my partner if after a while she has not farted around me.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by xyrexzmanto: 10:11pm On Dec 01, 2025
Me & my spouse dey use am do competition grin grin grin grin
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by eagleonearth(m): 10:17pm On Dec 01, 2025
Hi
realmindz:
Please everyone should respect each other…
It’s lack of etiquette to be farting at each other faces…

Farting at people is not love, it’s nothing other than lack of etiquette….


Some things don’t just make sense…
Why don’t you shitt and tell your partner to go sniff the poop inside toilet before flushing..

Or how many people here can tolerate belching loudly while eating….
Some things don’t just go Abeg
Though it signifies openness but should not be a recurrent decimal. If you feed well and eat fruits regularly, you should not make the atmosphere dense with malodour for a partner.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by eagleonearth(m): 10:19pm On Dec 01, 2025
9jaBloke:
The average person farts between 14 and 23 times per day.

No matter how babe fine, by 12 noon she go don fart at least 7 times.
if you fart like this, I guess you are not big on fruits then. You probably big on protein only.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Stayingalive: 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2025
ReacherSaidNoth:
Deliberately farting in the presence of anybody is a disgusting, lower animal behavior. Let's not romanticize nonsense.
if you meet a partner tomorrow that can’t fart in your presence. Then you should be worried.

Now it’s not same as saying a partner that would fart in your presence.

Note the word “can”
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by highness25(m): 11:04pm On Dec 01, 2025
Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
My girl de do am like water but only when I'm with her. I told a friend of mine that there's a way you'd be someone for a long time and there's absolutely nothing they'll do that will get you angry, be it friend or partner.
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by Killermamba: 11:08pm On Dec 01, 2025
Caaz:
Have you ever farted in the presence of your partner and how was their reaction?

Mine...he will just hold his note and look me with gbejero eyes.(bad eyes)
Some times when he does his,i would tell him,a man is not suppose to fart and he's just start laughing.
I get PhD degree for that one
Re: Can You Fart In The Presence Of Your Partner? by ahamonyeka(m): 11:13pm On Dec 01, 2025
Yes why can't I? I'll fart and say sorry .
Sometimes I will fart and she will shout jesus. Lol
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