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Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by richmond500(op): 7:26am On Dec 13, 2025
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday

Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by richmond500(op):
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Hisroyalbadmeat(m): 7:37am On Dec 13, 2025
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by helinues:
Happy Birthday Emperor Wike, the slayer of the troubled minds.

Age with grace sir
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by KingMack(m): 7:39am On Dec 13, 2025
happy birthday..use your time to reflect and remember table turns
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by richmond500(op): 7:42am On Dec 13, 2025
Wike biggest mistake is trying to control people with force and intimidation, that method doesn't last on anyone.
SIM needed to breathe from the firm grip of Wike's cannine holding at his throat, the president saw a loophole and gave the governor oxygen.
If Wike had just helped the governor win the state and then allow him to rule while providing federal support, SIM would have been indebted to Wike for life.

His second mistake was to support Tinubu to win, you are dealing with Asiwaju. In Tinubu politics, power is borrowed and not yours.

After losing the primaries, if he had given Rivers votes to Obi, maybe he would still be calling the shots from Abuja cos Obi is not as politically smart and unforgiven as Tinubu.

Today he has no option but to be Tinubu's puppet, the moment Tinubu sacks him, he will lose many of his loyalists. If he fights Tinubu or try to join any alliance he will not only lose his loyalists, but will also have EFCC come for him and all his files will be open
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by LottiOk: 7:51am On Dec 13, 2025
Na God just make you d 1st Port Harcourt boy

Eze Nyesom Wike oo........... (In Duncan Mighty's voice)

John Wiked of 9ja politics
Babayega of pdp
Slayer & Tormentor of ipobidents
Emperor of Rivers State
001 of Abuja.

On this your birthday, continue to pepper 🌶️ your haters and detractors. May they continue to wail in anguish and sorrow as you progress and gain more political influence, knowing that all their evil plots against you will never amount to anything and you'll always be light-years ahead of them and their silly, childish imaginations and desires

Pepper 🌶️ Dem, Nyesom Wike pepper 🌶️ Dem ooh
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by fergie001(mod): 7:57am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
This one sweet me.

Happy birthday to Ezenwo.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Oscarchims: 8:22am On Dec 13, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
Dieli badu
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Nobody: 8:29am On Dec 13, 2025
@58, he's looking 70. This man has been consumed.

Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by onatisi(m): 8:37am On Dec 13, 2025
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by kaludestiny10(m): 8:40am On Dec 13, 2025
The man looks older than the age he declared even with all the money at his disposal. Money is highly essential in life but it doesn't give peace of mind.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by seunmsg(m): 8:43am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
Are you not aware of his health challenges? Are you not aware that he was poisoned at the PDP headquarters some years back? Why do some of you talk carelessly like this? You really think you’re going to live forever or what?
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Tjra: 8:46am On Dec 13, 2025
Happy birthday Nyesom Wike.

This guy's only offence was kicking IPOB out of Rivers state. Obidients will never forgive him for that singular act.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Eriokanmi: 8:46am On Dec 13, 2025
58 abi 68? Its high time these politicians were sued for perjury. Even if you can deceive people with your age. Your look will always ecoose you.

Anyway,dem take am resemble onile ọọkan yen grin
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by omoadeleye(m): 8:47am On Dec 13, 2025
Why the sons always stand like security guards
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Tjra: 8:47am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
If Wike is 80 years, then Obi should be 99 cheesy
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by DoctorStanley: 8:48am On Dec 13, 2025
kaludestiny10:
The man looks older than the age he declared even with all the money at his disposal. Money is highly essential in life but it doesn't give peace of mind.
One word:
ALCOHOL!
Too much ogogoro dey age person

seunmsg:
Are you not aware of his health challenges? Are you not aware that he was poisoned at the PDP headquarters some years back? Why do some of you talk carelessly like this? You really think you’re going to live forever or what?
It is not any poison. See the reason above
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by SatoshiX: 8:48am On Dec 13, 2025
Old age and illness has really dealt with Wike. He'll never forgive the PDP for poisoning him.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by fredoooooo: 8:49am On Dec 13, 2025
Happy Birthday wike ... Person wey sabi politics
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Heffalump(m):
That can't be true. Wike is 58 and he looks like 80?

If 58 is his true age, then there must be some fundamental illness accountable for his rapid aging. Even village farmers known for extraneous activities don't degenerate so fast like this. A wealthy man for that matter cry
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Skj13777: 8:51am On Dec 13, 2025
Alcohol ages fast. The man looks 20yrs older than his declared age. Does he have classmates in Nigeria?
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Kingpele(m): 8:52am On Dec 13, 2025
That naval officer really demolished wike pride..wike came to demolished his oga property and ended up having his ego demolished....now many especially in PDP have suddenly grown a spine to expel him from PDP...
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Fiscus105(m): 8:52am On Dec 13, 2025
We are expecting your press release ooo, Abi won't you release statement on Fubara defection.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by oz4real83(m): 8:53am On Dec 13, 2025
At 60, he will be more fragile than Buhari, when he is like this at 58 shocked
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by DoctorStanley: 8:53am On Dec 13, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
Isn't he Igbo? What's his problem with IPOB?
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Sirchiboy: 8:53am On Dec 13, 2025
See me and wike na age mate.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Mee346: 8:53am On Dec 13, 2025
Kindered:
@58, he's looking 70. This man has been consumed.
Lol used?
For someone who's allegedly a coded Coco man?
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Samajogs: 8:54am On Dec 13, 2025
Happy birthday to the most confused Man in Nigeria... Absolute power corrupt absolutely The Emperor
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Arda1000(m): 8:55am On Dec 13, 2025
SatoshiX:
Old age and illness has really dealt with Wike. He'll never forgive the PDP for poisoning him.
and the old age and illness don’t affect his lunatic behaviors?
Shouting and acting like agbero?
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by ZombieTAMER: 8:55am On Dec 13, 2025
58 ?

looking like 70

wickedness is not good, it sucks your blood from the inside,
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Meedon: 8:56am On Dec 13, 2025
Some people looked older than their age
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