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Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Arda1000(m): 8:56am On Dec 13, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
and illness and mental derangement is slaying him grin
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Revealer3: 8:57am On Dec 13, 2025
Wike is older than his age, despite the millions he has stolen from government .

However,there still people benefiting from him,I wish him many more years to repent to make peace with his enemies

If I were wike,I will just retire from politics,you step down when the ovation is loudest
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by reddingtonblack: 8:57am On Dec 13, 2025
Mothafuvka at 58yr cant even stand straight as wole soyinka ...

i am just glad, Wike knows how much Nigerians detest him, on his X page naa curses we go give am, o ni ku ree

i bought form for everybody ... ediot
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by zinaunreal(m): 8:58am On Dec 13, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Nyerisi of Rivers State,The Slayer of IPOB, The Lion of The Niger Delta,Ekwu eme one of Port Harcourt, The political martian of Nigeria, POS Africa, Some folks think say you dey do juju,but them no know say na Jesus you dey follow,No body get moral reach wike,Wikematics is a movement,Nkelem anu meka
Jesus? Are you okay?
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by zinaunreal(m): 8:59am On Dec 13, 2025
With all the money he has stolen , he should use 100k to eat well and help his old looking body
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by AngelicBeing: 9:00am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
HAHAHA 😂
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by BeardedMeat(m): 9:00am On Dec 13, 2025
onatisi:
How can wike that looks older than tinubu ,oshopmle and even looks older than atiku be 58 years old. Well maybe that 58 is his football age , wike should be around 75-80 years of age
At least he's 67. He looks like buhari in that picture though.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by We4all: 9:01am On Dec 13, 2025
Is that his wife in the pic? Despite his online toughness, I won't be surprised that he is a puppet at home.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by BeardedMeat(m): 9:01am On Dec 13, 2025
Yerima should bury the hatchet and shout out to Wike on his birthday.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by PDPdestroyer(m): 9:01am On Dec 13, 2025
Eriokanmi:
58 abi 68? Its high time these politicians were sued for perjury. Even if you can deceive people with your age. Your look will always ecoose you.

Anyway,dem take am resemble onile ọọkan yen grin
Wrong post
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Sharz: 9:02am On Dec 13, 2025
Stress has finished Nyesom Wike, see him looking like 78years @58, this is sad, all because I want to belong to please Tinubu regime
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Nasman387(m): 9:02am On Dec 13, 2025
Happy birthday POS Africa, Atiku's night mare
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Kaczynski: 9:02am On Dec 13, 2025
all heil fuhrer wike

Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by PDPdestroyer(m): 9:03am On Dec 13, 2025
Tjra:
Happy birthday Nyesom Wike.

This guy's only offence was kicking IPOB out of Rivers state. Obidients will never forgive him for that singular act.
No. His greatest sin was jettisoning Obi’s pipe dream attempt at the presidency and backing a serial winner like Tinubu
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by 8starmember: 9:04am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
his devotion go loud, people that want to devour him many grin grin
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Lanretoye(m): 9:04am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
reality is dealing with some of you
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by tito44: 9:05am On Dec 13, 2025
seunmsg:
Are you not aware of his health challenges? Are you not aware that he was poisoned at the PDP headquarters some years back? Why do some of you talk carelessly like this? You really think you’re going to live forever or what?
Were you there when he was poisoned? Corn man must talk
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by ChengHun(m): 9:08am On Dec 13, 2025
Wike looks 75, He has overstressed himself
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by 8starmember: 9:08am On Dec 13, 2025
Kindered:
@58, he's looking 70. This man has been consumed.
really consumed, he's looking like tinubu here, looking so haggard, only 58 and he's like this
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by ChengHun(m): 9:08am On Dec 13, 2025
He looks 75, He has overstressed himself
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by AuthegaPRIMUS(m): 9:10am On Dec 13, 2025
Idi egwu🤣🤣

richmond500:
Wike, The lion who once controlled the jungle with fear and intimidation, is now wounded and the hyenas are waiting for the pride to chase him out so they can devour him and feast on his carcass
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by ruggedtimi(m): 9:13am On Dec 13, 2025
Former abia state governor they follow am for back.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by 8starmember: 9:14am On Dec 13, 2025
No peace for the wicked wike

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him to no go sleep grin grin
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by jogojogo: 9:28am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Wike biggest mistake is trying to control people with force and intimidation, that method doesn't last on anyone.
SIM needed to breathe from the firm grip of Wike's cannine holding at his throat, the president saw a loophole and gave the governor oxygen.
If Wike had just helped the governor win the state and then allow him to rule while providing federal support, SIM would have been indebted to Wike for life.
FCT minister mistake?
God help me make this kind of mistske I beg
His second mistake was to support Tinubu to win, you are dealing with Asiwaju. In Tinubu politics, power is borrowed and not yours.

After losing the primaries, if he had given Rivers votes to Obi, maybe he would still be calling the shots from Abuja cos Obi is not as politically smart and unforgiven as Tinubu.

Today he has no option but to be Tinubu's puppet, the moment Tinubu sacks him, he will lose many of his loyalists. If he fights Tinubu or try to join any alliance he will not only lose his loyalists, but will also have EFCC come for him and all his files will be open
Mistakehuh
God help me make this kind of mistake wey make me become fct minister
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Gotocourt: 9:28am On Dec 13, 2025
seunmsg:
Are you not aware of his health challenges? Are you not aware that he was poisoned at the PDP headquarters some years back? Why do some of you talk carelessly like this? You really think you’re going to live forever or what?
Rest Abeg, by who undecided. Maybe alcohol poisoning shutting down his system, it's obvious 🤷🏿.
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by onatisi(m): 9:31am On Dec 13, 2025
seunmsg:
Are you not aware of his health challenges? Are you not aware that he was poisoned at the PDP headquarters some years back? Why do some of you talk carelessly like this? You really think you’re going to live forever or what?
Please tell the whole world wike health challenges,since you are wike spokesperson and PA. because wike has never told the public that he has any health challenges but since you are the one who has seen and read his medical files ,please tell us
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by onatisi(m): 9:32am On Dec 13, 2025
Gotocourt:
Rest Abeg, by who undecided. Maybe alcohol poisoning shutting down his system, it's obvious 🤷🏿.
That is wike personal physician you are insulting ooo. He has all the medical records of wike ,oga tale your time ooo.🏃🏃
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by treatise: 9:32am On Dec 13, 2025
richmond500:
Today 13th Dec, Wike celebrates his 58 birthday
Wike the TOUTICIAN. 😂
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by richmond500(op): 9:34am On Dec 13, 2025
jogojogo:
Mistakehuh
God help me make this kind of mistake wey make me become fct minister
a man who has a chance of becoming president is now an FCT minister whose political survival is depended on Tinubu.

Make God no allow me make that mistake
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Wotowotoman:
Where that him other son na? The very short one 🤔
Re: Nyesom Wike Celebrates His 58th Birthday by Greatex90: 9:45am On Dec 13, 2025
I don't want to see
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