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Loud Explosion In Gombe by Gotocourt(op): 9:18pm On Dec 26, 2025
There was a lot explosion heard few minutes ago in Tumfure area in Gombe State.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by ElSudani: 9:21pm On Dec 26, 2025
Gotocourt:
There was a lot explosion heard few minutes ago in Tumfure area in Gombe State.
Don't panic, just a few terrorists keeping appointments with their maker.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by oz4real83(m): 9:34pm On Dec 26, 2025
At this rate that terrorists are meeting with their creators, they won't be enough virgins to go round ooo, many terrorists will have to share an old woman to avoid loneliness in "paradise"🤣🤣
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by BItt: 10:45pm On Dec 26, 2025
ElSudani:
Don't panic, just a few terrorists keeping appointments with their maker.
With 72 virgins... I wonder how that came about
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by SadiqBabaSani: 11:30pm On Dec 26, 2025
Never heard about terrorist attacks in Gimbe
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by SadiqBabaSani: 11:30pm On Dec 26, 2025
Mod please close this thread
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Seefinish: 11:58pm On Dec 26, 2025
Trump is not smiling.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Jakumo(m): 5:52am On Dec 27, 2025
oz4real83:
At this rate that terrorists are meeting with their creators, they won't be enough virgins to go round ooo, many terrorists will have to share an old woman to avoid loneliness in "paradise"🤣🤣
Imagine devoting one's life to the murder of innocents so as to qualify for imaginary virgins in a make-believe paradise, only to wind up sharing a decrepit old hag deep in the bowels of hell.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by oz4real83(m): 5:59am On Dec 27, 2025
Jakumo:
Imagine devoting one's life to the murder of innocents so as to qualify for imaginary virgins in a make-believe paradise, only to wind up sharing a decrepit old hag deep in the bowels of hell.
🤣🤣🤣. That religion is the only religion in the world that rewards killing of others angry
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Jakumo(m): 6:07am On Dec 27, 2025
oz4real83:
🤣🤣🤣. That religion is the only religion in the world that rewards killing of others angry
It is also the only religion whose entire concept of heaven is all about sex with virgins.

There is no man more dangerous than one who is crazed about lack of sex in the real world, and who is expecting sex in a fantasy world.

Such a lunatic will instantly kill anyone who might prevent him from getting that imaginary sex.

So glad that Donald Trump has volunteered to help them achieve their ambitions.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by oz4real83(m): 6:12am On Dec 27, 2025
Jakumo:
It is also the only religion whose entire concept of heaven is all about sex with virgins.

There is no man more dangerous than one who is crazed about lack of sex in the real world, and who is expecting sex in a fantasy world.

Such a lunatic will instantly kill anyone who might prevent him from getting that imaginary sex.

So glad that Donald Trump has volunteered to help them achieve their ambitions.
I once shared my opinion with a friend that practices that religion when I heard that the oga of their religion had so many wives and that he slept with them every night. I told my friend that their religion founder must have been using strong herbal medication or other drugs🤣🤣. His answer was an emphatic Nooooo, that God gave his religion founder the strength of a thousand men for sex🤣🤣🤣. Just imagine shocked. Na on top sex matter person dey get that kind power🤣🤣🤣
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Jakumo(m): 6:15am On Dec 27, 2025
oz4real83:
I once shared my opinion with a friend that practices that religion when I heard that the oga of their religion had so many wives and that he slept with them every night. I told my friend that their religion founder must have been using strong herbal medication or other drugs🤣🤣. His answer was capital Nooooo, that God have his religion founder the strength of a thousand men for sex🤣🤣🤣. Just imagine shocked. Na on top sex matter person dey get that kind power🤣🤣🤣
It is not the religion of peace, but the religion of sex, and nobody who values their life dares block their access to sex.

Everybody likes sex, but only one group of maniacs are ever ready to kill for sex.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by oz4real83(m): 6:18am On Dec 27, 2025
Jakumo:
It is not the religion of peace, but the religion of sex, and nobody who values their life dares block their access to sex.

Everybody likes sex, but only one group of maniacs are ever ready to kill for sex.
humans tend to align with religions that tally with their lifestyle. When a man is promiscuous, that religion is best for such a man. He will not have any form of regret or guilt, that religion will keep blessing him since he is doing the will of their god for having many women 🤣
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Jakumo(m): 6:31am On Dec 27, 2025
oz4real83:
humans tend to align with religions that tally with their lifestyle. When a man is promiscuous, that religion is best for such a man. He will not have any form of regret or guilt, that religion will keep blessing him since he is doing the will of their god for having many women 🤣
This observation does capture the mindset of the virgin hunters so well. The zealots CLAIM to be protective of women by forcing them to wear Batman costumes when out in public, but the fanatics are a grave danger to women on so many levels.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Niwdog(m): 9:46am On Dec 27, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
Never heard about terrorist attacks in Gimbe
they no dey rob for thief house
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by GodPunishOsu: 11:07am On Dec 27, 2025
oz4real83:
At this rate that terrorists are meeting with their creators, they won't be enough virgins to go round ooo, many terrorists will have to share an old woman to avoid loneliness in "paradise"🤣🤣
There God that promised them 72 virgins must make provision, you can't promise what you can't provide.i will definitely protest on their behalf with like-mind.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Elusive001: 11:14am On Dec 27, 2025
Jakumo:
It is also the only religion whose entire concept of heaven is all about sex with virgins.

There is no man more dangerous than one who is crazed about lack of sex in the real world, and who is expecting sex in a fantasy world.

Such a lunatic will instantly kill anyone who might prevent him from getting that imaginary sex.

So glad that Donald Trump has volunteered to help them achieve their ambitions.
A religion that is all about sex. Marry 4 on earth and get 72 in hell
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Jakumo(m): 11:16am On Dec 27, 2025
GodPunishOsu:
There God that promised them 72 virgins must make provision, you can't promise what you can't provide.i will definitely protest on their behalf with like-mind.
This is a cause that even Sowore should hear about so that he can lead the protest while throwing back teargas canisters at riot police in Abuja.

Finally, Sowore, can be handed a legitimate grievance to form the basis of his next brouhaha to be televised on his Sahara News mouthpiece.

What do Mujahedeen want?

Seventy Two!!

When do they want it??

Nowwww!!
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Elusive001: 11:17am On Dec 27, 2025
oz4real83:
I once shared my opinion with a friend that practices that religion when I heard that the oga of their religion had so many wives and that he slept with them every night. I told my friend that their religion founder must have been using strong herbal medication or other drugs🤣🤣. His answer was an emphatic Nooooo, that God gave his religion founder the strength of a thousand men for sex🤣🤣🤣. Just imagine shocked. Na on top sex matter person dey get that kind power🤣🤣🤣
Aside lies, sex, killings, and rape, nothing to hope for there.
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by GodPunishOsu: 11:20am On Dec 27, 2025
Jakumo:
This is a cause that even Sowore should hear about so that he can lead the protest while throwing back teargas canisters at riot police in Abuja.

Finally, Sowore, can be handed a legitimate grievance to form the basis of his next brouhaha to be televised on his Sahara News mouthpiece.

What do Mujahedeen want?

Seventy Two!!

When do they want it??

Nowwww!!
He should country me in,
Hashtag justice for mujaheen,72 virgins or nothinggrin
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by iwaeda: 11:20am On Dec 27, 2025
Just Christmas bangers, no cause for alarm. grin grin grin grin grin angry
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by WhizdomXX(m): 10:00pm On Jan 15
Jakumo:
This is a cause that even Sowore should hear about so that he can lead the protest while throwing back teargas canisters at riot police in Abuja.

Finally, Sowore, can be handed a legitimate grievance to form the basis of his next brouhaha to be televised on his Sahara News mouthpiece.

What do Mujahedeen want?

Seventy Two!!

When do they want it??

Nowwww!!
grin grin grin
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by Sirianese: 11:06pm On Jan 16
Jakumo:
This is a cause that even Sowore should hear about so that he can lead the protest while throwing back teargas canisters at riot police in Abuja.

Finally, Sowore, can be handed a legitimate grievance to form the basis of his next brouhaha to be televised on his Sahara News mouthpiece.

What do Mujahedeen want?

Seventy Two!!

When do they want it??

Nowwww!!
Baba werey grin
Re: Loud Explosion In Gombe by iwaeda: 11:16pm On Jan 16
It is knockout from people who just returned to the city. grin grin grin angry angry angry grin
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