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This is proof that Nigeria is an absurd comedy!

An FRSC officer, on Arise TV, boasted about how effective the FRSC emergency service is and that their Emergency Number “122” rings in one dial.

The Presenter dialled the number and it said, “Number does not exist.”

Chai!😢💔 pic.twitter.com/BwCLqbzqEY

— Obiasogu David (@afrisagacity) January 3, 2026

afrodoc2:
Big bank take little bank. All day. Everyday.

Trump has no conscience or moral code. The icing on the cake is that he has no shame about it.

GloriousGbola:
he is the president of venezuela

a country with the worlds largest oil reserves

what does he need to sell drugs for ?

LordAdam16:
here are the fundamentals
the chavismo run the country
and even if you tried to sideline them, they have enough numbers to cripple the country

last two weeks a guerilla group killed seven colombian soldiers in an attack on a base
you wouldn't hear about it on the dailies because colombia has been facing a latent insurgency for more than two decades now
and this is after there have been numerous rapprochement deals
that group the ELN has pledged to resist any american occupation
so the infrastructure already exists to mount an effective guerilla campaign that will make the country ungovernable for any interim government that isn't chavismo

washington did not leave the chavismo be out of the kindness of their hearts

it is because venezuela is three times larger than vietnam
twice as large as iraq
and 50% larger than ukraine with thick vegetation

us invaders simply do not have the numbers save a draft to capture the country in its entirety
and that is exactly what the chavismo want to provoke
a full invasion so they can fight on their terms
so that when the us claims it has captured caracas, they will claim they still have control over 60+% of the territory from which they will deploy insurgents to pick off the invaders at their leisure

and trump fell into the trap with his kidnap and blustery press conference
he cannot back out now
he has to double and triple down until he has to send tens of thousands of troops to take more territory than all of vietnam and iraq combined without a draft

that is why when the 🤡🤡 said they'd run venezuela ad nauseam
i cheered
they will be terminated from the day they decide to stay until the day they leave

all they'll keep trying to do is intimidating and take action against the honchos until they find someone cooperative
and that cooperative c*nt will immediately face a guerilla war of the ages
because 300 billion barrels of oil is an unfathomable amount of wealth that no one will give up willingly
it's check mate

their entire plan revolved around, make an example of maduro and everyone will be terrorized into falling in line
just as their entire plan during the 12D war was a decapitation strike that will terrorize persian elite to denounce and collapse the regime
their gambit has predictably failed and they'll have to escalate
right up until the bodies start dropping and the domestic opposition at home surges
this first one was just bullet and shrapnel injuries
let's see how long they can ride their luck

-Lord

LordAdam16:
hehehe 🤣😂🤣

i don't understand
who get house don show, wetin concern me concern houseboy

to put this in perspective, the americans used tomahawks in the sokoto operation.
only four countries use that weapon system--us, uk, au, and nl
did you see israel?
their jets and munitions are made in the us. their satellites are launched in the us
the us is already here, we don't need the special needs bast**ds for anything?

happy new year

-Lord

Bibi doesn’t care. With Trump taking out the THQ, Bibi will take on the leaders,I trust him on that. I hope you ain't among them?

You can see Israel is among the "big boys" now, that is what God has written, and it cannot be undone. They will become great again through God’s own country,America. The Bible is playing out in our very own existence.

Happy New Year Lord Adam of Iran.

TemporaryHansel:
Ibime you were right about Lord all along. What is this.

LordAdam16:
we used to mock the americans for replacing the taliban with the taliban after 20 years
this administration just broke that record
they replaced the chavismo with the chavismo after 3 hours

watch acting president rodriguez speech today after trump and rubio dropped their lamba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4_KzkZiKJo
it is translated in english

the 🤡🤡 actually tried to conduct regime change without changing the regime
when they're ready they will deploy troops on the ground so we can have our vietnam redux
you claimed the acting president will do whatever you want, less than two hours later she's telling you in front of the entire planet to go f*ck yourself

amateur hour!

-Lord

raumdeuter:
Trump just broadcast loud what other American presidents have done and disguised under fancy names

izzou:
You kidnap a President, and still say you will run the country till there are capable hands.

UN no talk pim. If na China now, we no go hear word

afrodoc2:
Big bank take little bank. All day. Everyday.

Trump has no conscience or moral code. The icing on the cake is that he has no shame about it.

iamoyindamola:
If they explain Nigeria to you and as a Nigerian you understand, you be odogwu

This is proof that Nigeria is an absurd comedy!

An FRSC officer, on Arise TV, boasted about how effective the FRSC emergency service is and that their Emergency Number “122” rings in one dial.

The Presenter dialled the number and it said, “Number does not exist.”

Chai!😢💔 pic.twitter.com/BwCLqbzqEY

— Obiasogu David (@afrisagacity) January 3, 2026

LordAdam16:
we used to mock the americans for replacing the taliban with the taliban after 20 years
this administration just broke that record
they replaced the chavismo with the chavismo after 3 hours

watch acting president rodriguez speech today after trump and rubio dropped their lamba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4_KzkZiKJo
it is translated in english

the 🤡🤡 actually tried to conduct regime change without changing the regime
when they're ready they will deploy troops on the ground so we can have our vietnam redux
you claimed the acting president will do whatever you want, less than two hours later she's telling you in front of the entire planet to go f*ck yourself

amateur hour!

-Lord

WhoDeyHause:
See as the officer dey defend incompetence. Shey na small children he feel say dey that room. God

Sportsweb:
Cho Cho Cho, e no dey hard you, na your trademark. Your Putin has been fighting Ukraine war for years, USA enter and airlifted a president in one hour.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
What Trump is doing in Venezuela is regime change operation. Very very different from Ukraine.
Ukraine was being prepared for a military showdown against Russia since 2014. If you take out Elensky, another puppet of the West will take over.
If Russia did a regime change in Kiev, it means they postponed the battle/war. Because once another nazi leadership sympathetic to the West/NATO takeover Bankova again. The killing of Russian native speakers in EASTERN Ukraine will resume.

So what it needs is a military solution with boots on the ground to drive out the nazi scumbags in Ukraine.

iamoyindamola:
Them call the yeye number e say not exist
Laugh wan finish me

superintendents:

This life, imagine Chelsea fans want man city to intentionally beat them.

😂😂😂😂

Rivalry.

superintendents:
we gunners are with our London brothers today 😭😭😭

semid4lyfe:
In this Trump-Maduro ish, where is that Nobel Prize opposition leader, Maria Corina Machado?

I thought she was the one America was prepping for a takeover after removing Maduro. Did America just use and dump her,?

Ibime:
Trump is a reality TV President, only interested in grabbing headlines without achieving real operational goals

Same way he just dropped bomb on Sokoto and left Nigeria to its fate, or took Israel off Irans neck after grabbing the headlines with the B2 bombers, same way he flip flop on Ukraine. He does not have the attention span or willpower to see through a job properly and achieve real goals other than grabbing headlines.

Taking out Maduro and trying to run Venezuela using Maduros structure is just funny and bizarre.

Ibime:
Trump is a reality TV President, only interested in grabbing headlines without achieving real operational goals

Same way he just dropped bomb on Sokoto and left Nigeria to its fate, or took Israel off Irans neck after grabbing the headlines with the B2 bombers, same way he flip flop on Ukraine. He does not have the attention span or willpower to see through a job properly and achieve real goals other than grabbing headlines. An ally cannot really rely on him to see through a job other than initial bluster and try to maja their opponent into submission, he cannot dig in and make any real sacrifice when shit hits the fan.

Taking out Maduro and trying to run Venezuela using Maduros structure is just funny and bizarre.

Bimmarlykay:
America loves bragging and being involved.

Please explain how the U.S left us to our fate?