₦airaland Forum

Mrchippychappy:
In Nigeria, dem go first check if your na name na Umar, Yunusa, Muhammadu, Idris, Abubakar, Tanko etc

AdolfHitlerxXx:
We need her to return fast to Nigeria.

Maybe she would give her men the courage to come out on Mondays

Bahamas95:
I wonder why majority of military women are ugly.

Reference:
No time to do plastics.

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/01/meet-amanda-azubuike-first-nigerian-woman-to-become-brigadier-general-in-us-army/

alpharoyalty:
Over here, federal character and incompetence is what rules.
buhari is a good case study

jubrilELsudan:
LIKE SEY NA ACHIEVEMENT

STOP CALLING HER NIGERIAN CAUSE FOR HER TO BE IN THE ARMY OF USA...SHE HAS PLEDGED ALLEGIANCE TO AMERICA AND DENIED AND RENOUNCED NIGERIA

I HAVE NEVER MET PEOPLE WHO FEEL SO INFERIOR OF WHO THEY ARE AND WHERE THEY COME FROM LIKE NIGERIANS CAUSE HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT MOST OF YOU WISH YOU WERE HER AND SEE HER AS A GODDESS

YOU WILL NEVER SEE A WHITE BLOG GOSSIP PAGE LIKE DOLLARLAND WRITE A STORY CELEBRATING AN AMERICAN WHO JOINED NIGERIAN ARMY

YOU NIGERIANS SUFFER FROM CHRONIC INFERIORITY COMPLEX

AdolfHitlerxXx:
We need her to return fast to Nigeria.

Maybe she would give her men the courage to come out on Mondays

IamAtAnger:
What less should I expect from ur type? 🤷‍♂️

asfrank:
I don't see anything here, they decided to pursue military careers in the United States Army, so it is expected.
I don't see any alien race here.

Hoodrat:
Many so‑called Nigerians are still living in deep ignorance, moving through society without awareness. The celebration of these bourgeois figures shows how far we remain from understanding the true impact of colonialism and the intellectual drain it caused. Too many among us are willing to glorify the power of the oppressor, even at the expense of their own people, just to gain approval from colonial structures. Let’s be honest: what real benefit is there in her achievements when her loyalty ultimately lies with the very power that continues to oppress us?

Lexusgs430:
A real and deserving general, unlike the one's we have in Nigerian Army...... 😂😎

anonimi:
David Hundeyin
May 4, 2022


I want to sell a script to a Hollywood studio. The story is about a guy who owns a farm that constantly runs at a loss but never quite shuts down.

The farm is massive and underutilised, and the protagonist has all the opportunities in the world to improve its output and get a bumper harvest.

He has access to credit, machinery, free irrigation and gifts from neighbouring farmers, but all he ever does with these things is drink and smoke them away while his family suffers.

Nigeria has refused to grow up and achieve something, but it somehow feels as if it is living vicariously through the achievements of its estranged children around the world

Apart from drinking, smoking and generally being utterly useless, his other pastime is to pump out children at an industrial rate. Needless to say, he takes no care of his children whatsoever, and many of them fail to survive childhood.

Those who do survive have to leave the farm and hire themselves out as hired labour to the neighbouring farmers, having picked up some survival skills from home.

With time, a number of them rise through the ranks and become senior managers, directors and even shareholders in these other farms while their father continues mismanaging his farm.

When good news about some of these successful children gets home, their father is filled with pride and joy, but when they end up on the wrong side of life, he acts as if he never knew them.

The successful ones make efforts to revamp their childhood home by sending back money and volunteering their skills and time, but all this guy ever wants to do is be a 62-year-old underachieving idiot carried through life by charity and luck.

Famzing” diaspora success is dishonest
I’m sure before the end of the second paragraph, you figured out whose story I was telling. The 62-year story of post-independence Nigeria — which the Hollywood studio would surely reject for being too sad with no redemption — is that of our fictional antihero.

Nigeria has refused to grow up and achieve something, but it somehow feels as if it is living vicariously through the achievements of its estranged children around the world.

Remember how everyone from corporate brands to Abike Dabiri made a big song and dance about supporting Anthony Joshua the “Nigerian,” whose only chance to become someone in life came when his parents emigrated from Nigeria?

Remember how things turned when he somehow lost against that chubby Mexican dude whose name I can’t remember? Remember when the Super Falcons won the female AFCON title and received a congratulatory tweet from the president, only for them to have to stage a protest before being paid their camp allowances?

That’s what we do in Nigeria. We try to live vicariously through the achievements of people who have achieved great things under their own steam, simply because said people happen to be called ‘Ifeoma,’ ‘Efe’ and ‘Ayotunde.’

Even when Nigeria had absolutely nothing to do with said success, or in fact happened in spite of Nigeria, as with Divine Oduduru, we bask in the reflected glory of their personal achievements.

Sometimes when those people wear a Nigerian flag or post something about Wizkid or Jollof Rice on Instagram, we go crazy with the Nigerian flag emojis because oh my god, they identify with us!

This is not about being a Killjoy
Somehow, the complete failure of Nigeria and our complicity in its failure is more bearable when we point at Nigerian immigrants doing great things in life and say “I knew Femi before he started calling himself Anthony.

His father and I were classmates in Aiyetoro.” It is unclear how exactly this helps our situation but hey, it’s also unclear how chugging the amount of alcohol we do helps either.

Escapism is a key part of our culture, and anyone who dissents must be a non-Jollof-eating, vegetarian heretic, and possibly also an atheist.

Now while all this is painfully cringey to my eyes, some will also point out that Nigeria is not the only country that has a weird obsession with its diaspora population.

Even ‘first-world’ countries like Ireland continue to have deep emotional and economic connections to their diaspora, and in any case Nigerians proudly supporting Anthony Joshua or the NBA’s Giannis Ante…African-sounding-name is basically harmless fun. They’re not hurting anyone. Why be such a killjoy, David?

The reason this matters can be found in a quote that has been dubiously attributed to Russian President Vladmir Putin, where he describes Africa as the place where its diaspora does not invest in, but returns to only to die and be buried with their ancestors.

While there is no concrete evidence that Mr. Putin ever actually made that comment, the truth in it is painfully poignant.

For diaspora success to be meaningful to Nigeria, it must correlate to on-ground results in Nigeria. The example of Somalia shows that having a well-educated, globally successful diaspora while being an absolute basket case are both possible at the same time.

I’d imagine we do not aspire to be Somalia.

Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/01/meet-amanda-azubuike-first-nigerian-woman-to-become-brigadier-general-in-us-army/

Mrchippychappy:
You mean her loyalty lies with Fulani and Islamic terrorists in Nigeria? You know, the actual ones that continue to oppress you? This half-baked, over night, pseudo-intellectualism wey una dey download from Tiktok just dey make person laugh.

Bahamas95:
I wonder why majority of military women are ugly.

IamAtAnger:
Funmilayo Ransom Kuti na joke to you abi