₦airaland Forum

WriteerNg:
⚡Ursula von der Leyen:

I spoke to Rutte, Macron, Starmer, Merz and Meloni.

Together we stand firm in our commitment to uphold the sovereignty of Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark.

We will always protect our strategic economic and security interests.

WriteerNg:
⚡Israeli official:

A precision strike against the Islamic regime in Iran is coming soon.

Blakjewelry:
You still alive?

bryght4u:
Him wan interfer with a fellow white man's country oo, them dey try remind am say na we-we ooo.
I am on my knees praying against every demonic thought or voice that could spring up in Trump's head, asking him to jettison the idea of taking Greenland by force.
I want to see full US invasion of a fellow Western country's territory.
It's time these guys have a taste of this same poison they've been serving the rest of the world for decades now.
At least this hasn't been labeled as a fight for "democracy and human rights" but for "national security".
Like Buhari once opined, "rule of law should be subject to national security!" Trump should gleefully make them experience what that means!

Holiness2100:
20,000 in one week…
And the world is SILENT …

“When the wicked spring up like grass,
And when all the workers of iniquity flourish,
It is that they may be destroyed forever.”

Holiness2100:
Nearly 20,000 Iranians were slaughtered within a matter of days and yet:

Greta Thunberg? Silent.

Francesca Albanese? Silent.

Mehdi Hasan? Silent.

Cenk Uygur? Silent.

Ana Kasparian? Silent.

The media? Silent.

The UN? Silent.

No Jews - No News!

Norway's Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide on Trump:

Most countries in the world still want a rules-based world order, even if some countries are less engaged. 

We must stand up for the principles when they are broken. pic.twitter.com/okd3Ko4NG9

— Clash Report (@clashreport) January 18, 2026

Czech Prime Minister Andrej Babiš:

Europe has refused to talk to Putin. Now, after four years, more and more voices are saying that Europe should negotiate with him directly.

When Orbán first spoke with Zelensky and then with Putin, he was heavily criticized for talking to… pic.twitter.com/etCuLI9NS7

— Clash Report (@clashreport) January 18, 2026

Denmark's Foreign Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen on Trump:

The American president is unconventional, but America is more than its president.

There are checks and balances in American society. pic.twitter.com/Q5m1LHv1BT

— Clash Report (@clashreport) January 18, 2026

Denmark's Foreign Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen:

The idea that you can pick out certain countries and impose tariffs on them is not possible in the world we live in.

We are in the EU, and therefore it is the EU that must respond. pic.twitter.com/2pJuGRkV24

— Clash Report (@clashreport) January 18, 2026

WriteerNg:
⚡Ukrainian Commander-in-Chief Oleksandr Syrskyi:

Russians plan to launch up to 1,000 drones per day against Ukraine in 2026.

Holiness2100:
20,000 in one week…
And the world is SILENT …

“When the wicked spring up like grass,
And when all the workers of iniquity flourish,
It is that they may be destroyed forever.”

WriteerNg:
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Czech Prime Minister Andrej Babiš:

Europe has refused to talk to Putin. Now, after four years, more and more voices are saying that Europe should negotiate with him directly.

When Orbán first spoke with Zelensky and then with Putin, he was heavily criticized for talking to Putin.

Now, finally, more and more people are saying that Europe should do the same.

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WriteerNg:
⚡Kay Gottschalk (AfD), German MP:

Germany needs nuclear weapons. The post-war consensus of outsourcing Europe's defense to the USA has finally dissolved into thin air.

At the latest, since Trump wants to annex Greenland, it should be clear to everyone: there are no friendships between states, only interests.

And the interests of the USA are fundamentally different from ours and Europe's.

We need the strongest military, the most capable soldiers, and the best weapons to make it clear to everyone: anyone who attacks us cannot win.

CHIEFCHICKEN:
Funny. What would aliens want with a low thinking groups in the celestial?
Earths resources are infinite enough to sustain the space ship to its final destination. Earth is a space ship

WriterrNg:
⚡Trump sent an “interesting” letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre:

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.

Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.

I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

WriterrNg:
⚡Trump sent an “interesting” letter to Norwegian Prime Minister Støre:

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.

Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also.

I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

Appleyard:
Mr bryght4u... Thus sayeth Peter the Great, thou art not prayerful enough.

Put ya hands together. Bow your heads, and let us pray.

Oh, Almighty Lord of Karma and Cosmic of Justice in the Sky, watching from a gilded penthouse, we humbly beseech Thee with fervent, twisted hearts that Thy chosen vessel, the great dealmaker Donald J. Trump, finally secures the ultimate real estate acquisition.
May he, in his vandalized wisdom and knuckled grace, gaze upon the frozen, glacier-strewn rocks of Greenland and declare, “this is perfect.” Grant him the unshakable conviction, usually reserved for settling a tab, to take it by force.


We pray for the swift and "negotiation-free" annexation of Greenland. Why bother with the tedious paperwork of purchasing a landmass when the spirit of 19th-century expansionism is just sitting there, waiting to be dusted off? Grant him the strength to see that those glaciers aren't just melting; they are simply clearing the way for a gold-plated resort and a strategic missile silo with a view.

We bind every spirit of "International Law," every "UN Charter," and every "pompous diplomat" who dares to whisper the word sovereignty. Silence the voices of reason and the "evil" experts who claim that you can’t just annex an autonomous territory of a NATO ally because you feel like it. Bind the spirit of the Danish Parliament and let them realize that resistance is just a precursor to a very high-energy tweet. Smother it with a rolled-up copy of a cancelled check to a porn star.


Righteous karma, let the orders be given from a holy altar of Big Mac wrappers and Diet Coke. May the invasion be launched not by subtlety, but by tweet—a celestial “YOU’RE FIRED” to the entire Danish sovereignty. Send forth not diplomats, but lawyers, cable news hosts, and a fleet of gold-plated tanks rolling off the decks of hastily rebranded aircraft carriers. Let the battle cry be “Make Greenland Great Again,” though its citizens never asked for it, and its primary export is… ice.

We vanquish the feeble demon of Diplomatic Backlash! In this EU’s deserved shock and awe moment, may the horrified gasps of European leaders—those connoisseurs of imperialism, those sommeliers of gunboat diplomacy—be transformed into a sweet, symphonic chorus of “We told you so,” now sung with the bitter taste of their own medicine coating their throats. Let France remember Algeria as Denmark loses Greenland! Let Britain ponder the Falklands as Trump plants a flag on the Thule Air Base! Let Belgium get a nostalgic chill for the Congo as the bulldozers clear pristine tundra for a Trump Greenland Golf Resort & Casino (with complimentary ice melting).


Bind tightly the demon of “Environmental Concern” who whispers of melting permafrost! We declare that the rising seas from the melted glaciers will merely provide new waterfront property—a terrific side deal!

And finally, strike down the most insidious demon of all: the demon of ‘Self-Awareness’. Guard his holy mind from any momentary, quiet thought that this is perhaps, slightly, unhinged. Let no mirror reflect the absurdity. Let no history book fall open to a chapter on “Consequences.”

So we pray, with the sarcastic fury of a thousand late-night monologue writers. Let the great transaction be completed. Let Europe clutch its pearls so tightly they turn to dust. And let the world behold the masterpiece: a man, a map, a sharpie, and a lesson delivered with the subtlety of a drone strike to the very continents that wrote the bloody playbook.


Avenged Voices from the Underworld

We pray that as the glorious, unsolicited liberation of Greenland begins, Thou allowest us to witness the full, majestic splendor of the European Union’s response. May their unity shine like a broken strobe light. Let them convene an emergency summit that produces a strongly-worded statement written in 24-point Font of Moral Superiority, expressing “profound concern” and hinting at the possibility of “future exploratory committees” to consider “potential proportional responses.”

Bless our eyes to see the mighty NATO reinforcements speed to Greenland’s defense! Let the Belgian army dispatch a crack team of 12 linguists to ensure the insulting tweets are grammatically correct in Flemish, French, and German. Let the Italian navy send a flotilla of designer rescue boats, tragically delayed because they couldn’t get a bulkhead in this season’s ‘azzurro’. May the German contingent, bound by parliamentary procedure and a profound fear of historical analogy, arrive with a million-page environmental impact assessment for setting up a single field kitchen, to be completed in triplicate by 2035.


And as they dither, Lord, release upon the winds the mocking ghosts of those they once tut-tutted.

Let the spirit of Hugo Chávez, channeled through Nicolás Maduro, rise from a sea of subsidized gasoline fumes to chuckle, “Ah, my European friends! You liked regime change when it came with nice wine and banking secrecy? Now the gringo wants your ‘ice’. Not so fun when the boot is on the other glacier, eh? Welcome to the party of sovereignty!”

Let the ghost of Muammar Gaddafi, resplendent in a golden parachute smock, materialize in the chambers of the European Parliament to sing, “You see! You see now! The Great Satan does not discriminate! He will find a ‘humanitarian reason’ for your Greenland too! ‘Liberating’ glaciers from ‘authoritarian snow’! I, the King of Kings, told you he was a mad dog! But you helped unleash him. Now he may pee on your Viking ruins!”

And from a dank hole in the earth, let the final, grim shade of Saddam Hussein intone, “So. The West searches for weapons of mass destruction again. I had none. But Greenland… it has the ultimate weapon. Ice. The ice that will flood their capitals when he melts it for his golf courses. They called me a dictator for invading Kuwait. They will call him a ‘disruptor’ for invading a landmass. The poetry is… exquisite.”

Let their phantom laughter be the chorus to the EU’s dithering anthem. Watch as Latvia pledges three snowshoes and a heartfelt folk song. Watch as France proposes a joint EU aircraft carrier, to be completed just after the next Ice Age. Watch as the entire apparatus of transatlantic alliance, built over decades, is tested against one man’s whim, and is found to be holding a beautifully calligraphied waiver.


In the name of the Artic, the Asses, and Anarchy, Takeover!

bryght4u:
Amin!
Amin!
Amin!
But, come o, who borrow you small anointing sef - Pst. Okey or Pst. Kings?

LordAdam16:
mk e choose carefully o
na only okey dey share original anointing
🤣😂😀

-Lord