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izzou:
Only one person get all these land?

Wetin be this abeg

Meanwhile....

izzou:
Only one person get all these land?

So na my landlord be this all this while?

Just watch and smiles at raumdeuter

THE GREATEST NIGERIANS, THIS IS WHAT THE THEN INEC CHAIRMAN SAID REGARDING THE TRANSMISSION OF RESULTS.. There is no point using manual at all, only God knows why Akpabio chose to be evil. Imagine, a man who is expected to mandate inec is the one soliciting for their failure.… pic.twitter.com/u7g5fxtTY6

— BUCOS (@TENIBEGILOJU202) February 11, 2026

afrodoc2:
So na my landlord be this all this while?

KingTom:
Wetin be this abeg

Na everybody landlord.

Both Oba of Lagos and Oba Elegushi sef.

Today Reno is against Live Transmission of Results

☺️☺️☺️

Ellexy:
Today Reno is against Live Transmission of Results

☺️☺️☺️

Alaigbo is fully BATIFIED. With this we can expect a cessation of hostilities between Spy360 and Raumdeuter

4 + 4 🦇

Billionaire businessman Zenco, alongside other supporters, donates buses worth millions of naira to the City Boy Movement in support of President Tinubu’s 2027 re-election campaign.

pic.twitter.com/IUlsnV9DPn

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) February 12, 2026

Theflint1:
Alaigbo is fully BATIFIED. With this we can expect a cessation of hostilities between Spy360 and Raumdeuter

4 + 4 🦇

Billionaire businessman Zenco, alongside other supporters, donates buses worth millions of naira to the City Boy Movement in support of President Tinubu’s 2027 re-election campaign.

pic.twitter.com/IUlsnV9DPn

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) February 12, 2026

Theflint1:
Alaigbo is fully BATIFIED. With this we can expect a cessation of hostilities between Spy360 and Raumdeuter

4 + 4 🦇

Billionaire businessman Zenco, alongside other supporters, donates buses worth millions of naira to the City Boy Movement in support of President Tinubu’s 2027 re-election campaign.

pic.twitter.com/IUlsnV9DPn

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) February 12, 2026

oh God

Since it's Throwback Thursday, here is a classic from the archives. Easily the most hilarious thread on NL.

https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable

Theflint1:
Alaigbo is fully BATIFIED. With this we can expect a cessation of hostilities between Spy360 and Raumdeuter

4 + 4 🦇

Billionaire businessman Zenco, alongside other supporters, donates buses worth millions of naira to the City Boy Movement in support of President Tinubu’s 2027 re-election campaign.

pic.twitter.com/IUlsnV9DPn

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) February 12, 2026

Na mandate bobo Chicago ka anyi ncha kwu 💪

izzou:
Only one person get all these land?

This one no wan hear say "The Land is the lord and the fullness thereof"
He quickly take him own portion

Shegzdave:
This one no wan hear say "The Land is the lord and the fullness thereof"
He quickly take him own portion

Took almost the whole Lagos oh

Thief

izzou:
Took almost the whole Lagos oh

Thief

Ellexy:
Today Reno is against Live Transmission of Results

☺️☺️☺️

I need Raumdeuter old receipts

Theflint1:
Alaigbo is fully BATIFIED. With this we can expect a cessation of hostilities between Spy360 and Raumdeuter

4 + 4 🦇

Billionaire businessman Zenco, alongside other supporters, donates buses worth millions of naira to the City Boy Movement in support of President Tinubu’s 2027 re-election campaign.

pic.twitter.com/IUlsnV9DPn

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) February 12, 2026

I am expecting Blueraydick and longlivenprospa to join the fray too.

I'm happy we can laugh about this, look at Zenco donating buses to Tinubu and we are making excuses for him and Pascal the piglet, Tunde Onakoya only presented a chess set and he was nearly lynched online

Theflint1:
Alaigbo is fully BATIFIED. With this we can expect a cessation of hostilities between Spy360 and Rumdeuter ;
4 + 4 🦇
https://twitter.com/1588241

My most senior elder brother SPy360, you know say na you I first tell about this before you allow dem Obi Cubana to chance you there

Na so you for dey see favor now

rabazamba:
I'm happy we can laugh about this, look at Zenco donating buses to Tinubu and we are making excuses for him and Pascal the piglet, Tunde Onakoya only presented a chess set and he was nearly lynched online

My bros you sabi ball, we all know what we are doing

Toyin Abraham no even donate anything before dem tear her shirt, Same for Seyilaw, Tunde Onakoya went to visit alone dem destroy am

But now na laughs at Cubana CP and Zenco No one is saying they are after their lives

https://www.thecable.ng/im-a-ranking-senator-my-votes-are-10-times-yours-nwebonyi-hanga-clash-during-umahis-budget-defence/

Why does this Senator Nwaebonyi love to be a disgrace all the time? An Igbo Senator cannot be this clownish sycophant.

You claim to be a high ranking senator yet you're openly praising the person you were asked to scrutinize. Foolish.

Maybe I'm starting to have dementia, but I cannot remember anybody dragging Onakoya or Abraham here.

And if my memory serves me well as at yesterday, Chief priest has been going about explaining himself with the level of draggings he has received.

For every 2 people clapping for them, 25 are cussing them.

raumdeuter:
My most senior elder brother SPy360, you know say na you I first tell about this before you allow dem Obi Cubana to chance you there

Na so you for dey see favor now

I hope those campaign buses can get to OUK's home town.

Because it's not only polling boots and ballot papers that should get to 774,000 PU across Nigeria, but good roads don't get there, internet don't get there, electricity and portable water don't get there.

There must be mandatory real time electronic transmission of election results.

Do this then I will join the City Boy movement.

China 🙌

China keeps statutes of corrupt politicians on their knees to forever apologize 😱😱 pic.twitter.com/00pCgfL7Io

— Uncle Chu (@datchuguyy) February 12, 2026

Spy360:
I hope those campaign buses can get to OUK's home town.

Because it's not only polling boots and ballot papers that should get to 774,000 PU across Nigeria, but good roads don't get there, internet don't get there, electricity and portable water don't get there.

There must be mandatory real time electronic transmission of election results.

Do this then I will join the City Boy movement.

If road does not get to his village, that is for him and 4 civilian governors the numerous senators and HoR who have been voted into power in Abia state to decide

You don late to the City boy movement, For say you join early, All dem CP and Cubana go queue behind you, Now you have to queue behind thousands.

rabazamba:
I'm happy we can laugh about this, look at Zenco donating buses to Tinubu and we are making excuses for him and Pascal the piglet, Tunde Onakoya only presented a chess set and he was nearly lynched online

Cubana Chiefpriest's IG page is filled with insults tho

At some point we might have to deploy an insultometre to gauge how celebs getting insulted by perceived Obidients measure.

And to be fair, I don't think the way a Tunde Onakoya is perceived the same way a Chiefpriest would be perceived, hence they might do similar things yet get different response from the public.

Theflint1:
Cubana Chiefpriest's IG page is filled with insults tho

At some point we might have to deploy an insultometre to gauge how celebs getting insulted by perceived Obidients measure.

And to be fair, I don't think the way a Tunde Onakoya is perceived the same way a Chiefpriest would be perceived, hence they might do similar things yet get different response from the public.

I thought I was seeing differently

Theflint1:
Cubana Chiefpriest's IG page is filled with insults tho

At some point we might have to deploy an insultometre to gauge how celebs getting insulted by perceived Obidients measure.

And to be fair, I don't think the way a Tunde Onakoya is perceived the same way a Chiefpriest would be perceived, hence they might do similar things yet get different response from the public.

How is Tunde Onakoya perceived vs how CP is perceived. Why is their expectation from the public

raumdeuter:
How is Tunde Onakoya perceived vs how CP is perceived. Why is their expectation from the public

You know na

izzou:
I thought I was seeing differently

If you bring screenshots of the insults the argument then becomes it wasn't as sweet as the one Onakoya was getting

Theflint1:
You know na

I dunno that is why I am asking how the expectations from Tunde is different from Cubana