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It goes to show you how lazy our journalists are

SmallmebigGod:
He also wrote satirically

And some ignorons never bothered to check if it were true or not and now want to hold FFK (füqs face Kayode, as I derogatively call him), responsible for their own irresponsibility of being falsely led.

Jokers.

more like lazy journalists helped the story to fly.

dre11:
New study reveals how Nigeria’s former minister spread falsehoods, misled lawmakers



The study found that the former minister shared the satirical article as fact, misleading the Nigerian media and parliament.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/857486-new-study-reveals-how-nigerias-former-minister-spread-falsehoods-misled-lawmakers.html

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Fanny Kay was probably so high on crank, he couldn't even identify the news as satire

SmallmebigGod:
He also wrote satirically

No, not at all.

The witchcraft former aviation minister wrote diabolically.

What do you think that diabolically minded people like him deserve from patriotic Nigerian 🇳🇬 people?

That is one of the requirements for a successful ambassadorial screening and confirmation.

muyico:
Even ours president self
Mislead us

Like the Kegame picture aiit?

Most of media practitioners in 9ja are like hungry wolf looking for what to eat

TimiofAbuja:
What's is joystick in this context please
I'm curious

" Joy Stick "
Defined as a stick that has " joy " as a natural attribute of the owner of the joystick.

OR,

A stick that brings " joy " to a secondary host. Iykyk.
Depending on the gender experiencing the joy at a particular moment in time.

Further elucidation:

Joy stick possesses joy for him.

Joy stick brings joy to her.

Ko ba ha ka ba?🤷

Tsankyu

My own contribution to this awkward and controversial article posted is that;
1: There's no smoke without fire.
2: In 90% of every rumour that is of less common occurrences, there is usually an atom of truth embedded in such rumours.

It couldn't have just sprung up from thin air, if such organ trading had never taken place in reality. There must have been a history of such happening. An antecedent that was recorded.

No wonder, I've seen older videos of terr()rists in Benue state cutting off the joysticks of their victims after having executed them, just before dumping their bodies into a dug pit.
The joystick is not merely to prepare fetish charms, as they wanted us to only believe. It may well be sold to some Alhaji with connection to wealthy Chinese buyers.
Sick world we live in.

This may also be a conspiracy theory, so don't take my entire words for it.
Then again, it may well be happening.

Stay safe out there and protect your joy givers, my brothers. Your joystick is your passport to a joyous life. ✌️

Lying Moh is his elder brother na. You believe these people at your own risk.

With a lot of evidence posted to the contrary, many people will still believe. That is the main reason for fake news being rampant.

😭Hmmmmmmm

jogsman01:
He's not a sinner right now. Let him rest jor

Shey na lie?

InvestSmart:
😭Hmmmmmmm

😭Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

jogsman01:
He's not a sinner right now. Let him rest jor