₦airaland Forum

Ballzproblemm:
*dollar is falling*

Yeah cause it's getting weaker hence why gold and silver are rising,apc stooge will take credit Sha,ah well.

Ballzproblemm:
*dollar is falling*

Yeah cause it's getting weaker hence why gold and silver are rising,apc stooge will take credit Sha,ah well.

Akinlot:
I was waiting for your comment on the infrastructure drive of the Tinubu administration. Maybe I missed it. As someone who travels a lot, what do you think of his performance as it regards road infrastructure? God knows how much I despise the man but the things I see on the highway are hard to ignore or dismiss.

izzou:
Hehehehehe
Despise kwa? Easy, my Chief.
Well, I can't say for the North, but for the South, roads are currently ongoing. The Sagamu to Ijebu Ode is ongoing..
The Benin to Asaba is ongoing. The East West road is ongoing. Benin to Sapele is ongoing, and some others I can't remember sha. Owerri to Aba is also ongoing. Julius Berger still dey do Lagos/Ibadan expressway since GEJ era too.
They are all concrete too.
He is doing well in terms of roads. We have to give him that!

sleekdot:
On your mandate izzou stand Bola
On your mandate izzou stand
On your mandate Bola
On your mandate Bola
On your mandate izzou stand

do you think the common man like you claimed yesterday is benefiting from these road construction going on

daddy see oh

sleekdot:
On your mandate izzou stand Bola
On your mandate izzou stand
On your mandate Bola
On your mandate Bola
On your mandate izzou stand

Blueraydick do you think the common man like you claimed yesterday is benefiting from these road construction going on

Spy360 daddy see oh

raumdeuter:
Have I met any of these people you want to share my numbers with before?
The dispatch guy has met this lady and likes her

So what is wrong when after you meet someone and you like her, nex is shoot your shot and wait for a Yes or No. If no then move

DissTroy:
More on Simi:

https://x.com/i/status/557918938487873536 .

The unearthing continues. She openly stated she would coerce an unwilling stranger to have sex with and impregnate her.

izzou:
The price of hoes and excavators are skyrocketing.

Eric said it was a blogger that used the account before, not him.

semid4lyfe:
Post unblocked and unbanned.

izzou:
Thank you, Daddy

semid4lyfe:
Your Paale dey for house.

joseph1832:
both words makes this translate to rape. There ain't no two way about it.

Never did I even for once thought Simi can be such a person. I've always defined her by her music. Can you just imagine.

semid4lyfe:
(I once read a story on NL about how a dispatch rider did a delivery to a babe, and how the babe contacted the guy because dude was very fyne and articulate, and they started dating).


In this life, get sense.

Edit:

End.

semid4lyfe:
@ GloriousGbola, you once asked how I take land my madam. Na the format above I use. I was working the registration desk of a conference and one of those documenting people. As I dey register madam, I chyke am say na now I know why dem put me for this committee, and assign me to deskwork today. I asked for her number, and her response was "but you already have it' making reference to the entry in the logbook which included people contacts. So I later buzz am, and it took off from there. We don do 8 years now.

End.

izzou:
Thank you, Daddy

Unfortunately for you, you're married to Adekunle Gold who happens to be your retirement plan.

She has always liked J Cole but obviously he didn't notice her because she's a mid artist who was never in his league, so she had to settle for who was available at the time which was… https://t.co/kE12lkrNJ7 pic.twitter.com/I5RHfjh9ED

— KING CHIDI (@guzu_p) February 20, 2026

DissTroy:
I will improvise.

Me: "Babe, when did you even shave last? On Monday, right?"

Her: "No, Tuesday. Why?"

Me: "Little wonder. 3 days. I felt bristles. Didn't you notice I was being extra careful before you were fully wet? The bristles stabbed me a few times."

Her: "You didn't tell me. Sorry. Are you okay now?"

Me: "I am. The perseverance paid off. We had fun. How you sent that document to that lady?"

Her: "Hmm... I have o. That woman's wahala sef is too much."


Evidence saved.
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These things are easy. Just be smart.

DissTroy:
A buddy who is a lecturer has a certain lady almost his age doing a part-time programme in another faculty and on another campus make a move on him. He told me. She'd slyly suggested when she'd be free so they meet up but I insisted he continued to chat her up until, via chat, she invited him over.

They eventually did a mating dance about feeding each other and she'd said she'd cook for him that Sunday. But he should be around by 8PM (which is a sly invitation to sleep over). A little more sex chat and that's it.

He went over and it happened. But he's protected. He has an alibi. I told him to record their phone calls and backup his chats.

One brother is saved from any future accusation and reputational damage.
And it makes me happy .

Kimbeast:
Sorry to burst your bubble but WhatsApp conversations and screenshots are not reliable evidence in Court.

Kimbeast:
Not to be that guy but how does this prove rape couldn't have occurred? I really don't understand the point here.

DissTroy:
LOL. They are.

Are you ready to argue so I show you no less than 50 instances of WhatsApp conversations admitted during court trials? I'm game. 😊

DissTroy:
Evidence Act of 2011.

The reviewed Nigerian Criminal Code.

The Cybercrime Act (2015 and 2024).

Why do you people intend on twisting facts that are easily verifiable?

To what end do you lie shamelessly?