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GloriousGbola:
Why as a man you have to tame ya John Thomas or ya John Thomas go tame you

It is what it is

From samson to Dangote to bill Clinton to osho baba to bill gates to Davido to sani abacha

Ya prick fit take you where you no know.

Cc Ge ard59 who frequently cites the unlimited power of the male sex drive.

Yes. The power of sex/lust is high in men. It's one easy way for a man to fall from grace to grass.

Kidnappers now request for virgins as ransom
This country


https://www.nairaland.com/8625327/did-kidnappers-demand-female-virgins

Haa....X people wicked..

OMG!!! 🫣🫣😂😂😆😆🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/mLR77BQ5zd

— Adetutu Balogun, MBA (@Tutsy22) February 26, 2026

iamoyindamola:
Kidnappers now request for virgins as ransom
This country


https://www.nairaland.com/8625327/did-kidnappers-demand-female-virgins

And they kidnapped those that came to pay ransoms..


This country don comot

Segedinho:
Haa....X people wicked..

OMG!!! 🫣🫣😂😂😆😆🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/mLR77BQ5zd

— Adetutu Balogun, MBA (@Tutsy22) February 26, 2026

Seyi trying to explain source of over $400k that was forfeited by Tinubu; weyrey say family money . Even Tinubu sef no go ever attempt to defend source of the funds.

Segedinho:
Haa....X people wicked..

OMG!!! 🫣🫣😂😂😆😆🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/mLR77BQ5zd

— Adetutu Balogun, MBA (@Tutsy22) February 26, 2026

So Seyi Law funny like this and he has been shortchanging his audience for so many years.

BlueRayDick:


Seyi trying to explain source of over $400k that was forfeited by Tinubu; weyrey say family money . Even Tinubu sef no go ever attempt to defend source of the funds.

"You know all those family money nau"

Tinubu tell am say e get family?

Has he seen Tinubu's extended family grace any function?

BlueRayDick:


Seyi trying to explain source of over $400k that was forfeited by Tinubu; weyrey say family money . Even Tinubu sef no go ever attempt to defend source of the funds.

I just come dey pity d guy..

Idris do am strong thing

afrodoc2:
So Seyi Law funny like this and he has been shortchanging his audience for so many years.

😂😂😂

Daddy freeze almost froze

afrodoc2:
So Seyi Law funny like this and he has been shortchanging his audience for so many years.

This was my first reaction when I saw the first clip of the podcast/interview.

I mean I struggle to laugh at his jokes when he was actively doing comedy shows and skits, but this particular appearance on Daddy Freeze show funny pass all his jokes combined together

izzou:
"You know all those family money nau"

Tinubu tell am say e get family?

Has he seen Tinubu's extended family grace any function?

The guy just dey make things hard for Tinubu instead of making it easy.

Shey Tinubu wey no dey relate with any verifiable exetnded family members apart from Wale Tinubu no know wetin he dey do ?

He wan carry Tinubu go where he no know.

Segedinho:
I just come dey pity d guy..

Idris do am strong thing

He was thinking Idris is all those banger boys wey he dey follow do "faaja " on Twitter like Harry and co.

If he had been watching clips of Idris before now, he would've declined being paired with him to discuss Tinubu matters.

BlueRayDick:
He was thinking Idris is all those banger boys wey he dey follow do "faaja " on Twitter like Harry and co.

If he had been watching clips of Idris before now, he would've declined being paired with him to discuss Tinubu matters.

Yeah

Idris is actually a bada$$ed well informed youngman

BlueRayDick:
The guy just dey make things hard for Tinubu instead of making it easy.

Shey Tinubu wey no dey relate with any verifiable exetnded family members apart from Wale Tinubu no know wetin he dey do ?

He wan carry Tinubu go where he no know.

I want to believe that he went to the podcast on his own, and not on behalf of the party.

Idris was asking questions that only Tinubu can answer.

You weren't there when Tinubu raised $400k+
You weren't there when he forfeited it

You say na "Family money"

Why not just wash your hands off that matter and move on?

izzou:
I want to believe that he went to the podcast on his own, and not on behalf of the party.

Idris was asking questions that only Tinubu can answer.

You weren't there when Tinubu raised $400k+
You weren't there when he forfeited it

You say na "Family money"

Why not just wash your hands off that matter and move on?

When you send a low tier comedian to do a certified spin master job

Na reno suppose dey there.

izzou:
I want to believe that he went to the podcast on his own, and not on behalf of the party.

Idris was asking questions that only Tinubu can answer.

You weren't there when Tinubu raised $400k+
You weren't there when he forfeited it

You say na "Family money"

Why not just wash your hands off that matter and move on?

Yeah, Seyi went there on his own accord; he probably wanted to show his loyalty to Tinubu's mandate.

He thought he would meet those guys that they abuse each other on twitter over politics. So he can abuse Obi and the other person would abuse Tinubu in return.

If he had known he would be meeting someone who wanted to have a real discussion with him, something tells me he wouldn't have gone.

Segedinho:
Yeah

Idris is actually a bada$$ed well informed youngman

He came to my attention during the last few years of Obaseki's tenure and the Edo state election period. I noticed he was always prepared when he's debating politics with anybody.

He might eventually bought over by the dominant political parties in the nearest future sha. I have a feeling he might turn out to be another Festus Keyamo with time.

BlueRayDick:
Yeah, Seyi went there on his own accord; he probably wanted to show his loyalty to Tinubu's mandate.

He thought he would meet those guys that they abuse each other on twitter over politics. So he can abuse Obi and the other person would abuse Tinubu in return.

If he had known he would be meeting someone who wanted to have a real discussion with him, something tells me he wouldn't have gone.

Seyi saw that man who stripped naked for tinubu on beach and decided I will do one better I will get stripped naked on live TV

Segedinho:
😂😂😂

Daddy freeze almost froze

Hehehehe.

Omo so that is Daddy Freeze. I wanted to mention the guy with the face cap. He was first nodding along, but when he saw that motor was about to jam Seyi Law's logic he stopped nodding, uncrossed his legs, and used his hand to hold his cap/hide his face.

BlueRayDick:
Yeah, Seyi went there on his own accord; he probably wanted to show his loyalty to Tinubu's mandate.

He thought he would meet those guys that they abuse each other on twitter over politics. So he can abuse Obi and the other person would abuse Tinubu in return.

If he had known he would be meeting someone who wanted to have a real discussion with him, something tells me he wouldn't have gone.

Na that Electronic transmission the guy dismantle Seyi finish. If "Unpreparedness" was a brand, Seyi go be the mascot.

INEC in 2018 said they have the infrastructure for electronic transmission...The guy talk am

NCC confirmed that 93% of polling units have the structure to transmit in real time in 2021...The guy talk am. And Idris confirmed my one stance on this issue

We have 15,000 polling units affected. We have a whole year in front of us. Why are we cancelling it now, if rigging isn't part of the plot? Why?

Omoh, Seyi just had to listen and listen well

GloriousGbola:
Seyi saw that man who stripped naked for tinubu on beach and decided I will do one better I will get stripped naked on live TV

That's what some Pentecostal pastors call "do something crazy for the lord"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klSZFrr-7-k

https://www.facebook.com/myigberetv/posts/breaking-you-must-pay-me-my-money-sowore-confronts-dave-umahi-as-woman-tries-to-/949083087690662/

New controversy loading

Hot hot hot!!!

David and adeifa should step aside for David gbese Umahi and Mrs Tracy pay me my money Nicholas Ohiri

Something is definitely up.

Esp as Sowore is calmly grilling Umahi

This will be very funny in the sm space

No to false allegations vs I hate tinubu administration

Looks like bros concrete likes em like his concrete double extra thicc

afrodoc:
Hehehehe.

Omo so that is Daddy Freeze. I wanted to mention the guy with the face cap. He was first nodding along, but when he saw that motor was about to jam Seyi Law's logic he stopped nodding, uncrossed his legs, and used his hand to hold his cap/hide his face.

Swears ....

The expression join wetin confuse Seyi ...

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klSZFrr-7-k

https://www.facebook.com/myigberetv/posts/breaking-you-must-pay-me-my-money-sowore-confronts-dave-umahi-as-woman-tries-to-/949083087690662/

New controversy loading

Hot hot hot!!!

David and adeifa should step aside for David gbese Umahi and Mrs Tracy pay me my money Nicholas Ohiri

Something is definitely up.

Esp as Sowore is calmly grilling Umahi

This will be very funny

No to false allegations vs I hate tinubu administration

Looks like bros concrete likes em like his concrete double extra thicc

You are not okay, sir

izzou:
Na that Electronic transmission the guy dismantle Seyi finish. If "Unpreparedness" was a brand, Seyi go be the mascot.

INEC in 2018 said they have the infrastructure for electronic transmission...The guy talk am

NCC confirmed that 93% of polling units have the structure to transmit in real time in 2021...The guy talk am. And Idris confirmed my one stance on this issue

We have 15,000 polling units affected. We have a whole year in front of us. Why are we cancelling it now, if rigging isn't part of the plot? Why?

Omoh, Seyi just had to listen and listen well

Lols,Seyi was i initially forming James bond with Elon musk's speech.



I think the most entertaining part of the discussion was wen seyi asked....

When was the last time u heard suicide bomb blast??and the guy said last week with straight face with better receipts..

izzou:
"You know all those family money nau"

Tinubu tell am say e get family?

Has he seen Tinubu's extended family grace any function?

Seyi law is not wise

Why will you be explaining what only Tinubu can say

Its like someone asking me how did Cubana get the money to buy his Gwagon. Even if I know cubana na billionaire why will I have the responsibility of explaining that.

When its possible Cubana got the car as a gift, borrowed money from a bank, got from his wife, got a returned loan from his friend

Idris took a risk by asking that question cos a smart opponent will embarrass him with the reply.

When did you start monitoring peoples pocket. How did you Idris get the money to buy your car or house? Only you can tell

I am sure if they asked him when did Tinubu last nack Remi, Seyilaw will try to give an answer

Segedinho:
Lols,Seyi was i initially forming James bond with Elon musk's speech.



I think the most entertaining part of the discussion was wen seyi asked....

When was the last time u heard suicide bomb blast??and the guy said last week with straight face with better receipts..

It was that part I confirmed Seyi was not smart at all. And that was why I think seyi went there hoping it be usual twitter banter of Agbado vs Obidients.....

How can he be so dull to ask "When was the last time you heard about terrorists bombing "? Anybody who listens to news or read news online can easily tell that Boko haram and ISWAP are regrouping with recent IED attacks on Nigerian Army positions in the northeast.

The fact that Seyi asked that question shows he didn't know what he's doing on that seat

raumdeuter:
Seyi law is not wise

Why will you be explaining what only Tinubu can say

Its like someone asking me how did Cubana get the money to buy his Gwagon. Even if I know cubana na billionaire why will I have the responsibility of explaining that.

When its possible Cubana got the car as a gift, borrowed money from a bank, got from his wife, got a returned loan from his friend

Idris took a risk by asking that question cos a smart opponent will embarrass him with the reply.

When did you start monitoring peoples pocket. How did you Idris get the money to buy your car or house? Only you can tell

I am sure if they asked him when did Tinubu last nack Remi, Seyilaw will try to give an answer

Simple

Seyi could have answered

"I must say that despite the controversies surrounding Tinubu's personal life, it hasn't bothered me because I am here to experience good governance. Tinubu can be anything, as long as he delivers and reforms Nigeria. We have seen presidents in the past flaunt their impeccable history. Where did that get us? Tinubu has the track record in governance, and I support him because I believe he can replicate that. Anything outside this is not really a concern for me.

How can you be explaining something that nobody can explain?

I would have wanted a better debate, to be honest. That guy used Seyi to wipe the ground, and Seyi personally gave himself up as a sacrificial lamb

Segedinho:
Lols,Seyi was i initially forming James bond with Elon musk's speech.



I think the most entertaining part of the discussion was wen seyi asked....

When was the last time u heard suicide bomb blast??and the guy said last week with straight face with better receipts..

Sincerely, a lot is happening in Nigeria, and even if you will amplify the good of Tinubu, don't dismiss the bad part. It's an insult to Nigerians.

Someone was showing me a personal video he recorded when he traveled this month. Almost 3 buses parked on the road, with no passengers in sight. Only the buses with bags scattered everywhere.

These things might look like reels on our phones, but e dey happen. People are kidnapped and even killed in some cases.

Let no supporter of APC come and dismiss it as something light. It's an insult to grieving families

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klSZFrr-7-k

https://www.facebook.com/myigberetv/posts/breaking-you-must-pay-me-my-money-sowore-confronts-dave-umahi-as-woman-tries-to-/949083087690662/

New controversy loading

Hot hot hot!!!

David and adeifa should step aside for David gbese Umahi and Mrs Tracy pay me my money Nicholas Ohiri

Something is definitely up.

Esp as Sowore is calmly grilling Umahi

This will be very funny in the sm space

No to false allegations vs I hate tinubu administration

Looks like bros concrete likes em like his concrete double extra thicc

Nigerian politicians Sha! I just watched the video and trust me, I don't really see what Umahi is allegedly lusting after in that woman's body.

I mean she's not some Agbani Darego/Omotola/Ini Edo level of beautiful. Not like she get some special features wey make her a spec. How come the man has been trying to bed her at all cost for the past 12 years and counting?

This is giving the vibe of university lecturers who would do everything to make sure they shift the pant of a female student even when you as a male student can't really see the exciting quality in that course mate the lecturer wants to dishonor himself and risk losing his job over.

But I'm curious, what did she sell to Umahi that led to him owing her that money?

BlueRayDick:
Nigerian politicians Sha! I just watched the video and trust me, I don't really see what Umahi is allegedly listing after in that woman.

I mean she's not some Agbani Darego/Omotola/Ini Edo level of beautiful. Not like she get some special features wey make her a spec. How come the man Wan bed her at all cost for 12 years and counting?

This is giving the vibe of university lecturers who would do everything to make sure they shift the pant of a female student even when you as a male student can't really see the exciting quality in that course mate the lecturer wants to dishonor himself and risk losing his job over.

But I'm curious, what did she sell to Umahi that led to him owing her that money?

Election.

He contracted her during a campaign of APC. Maybe banners, souvenirs, etc. That's the case I know oh

I con surprise to hear say Umahi wan nack Adam Traore

A part of me doesn't believe her nack accusations sha, but Nigerian politicians cannot be trusted

BlueRayDick:
Nigerian politicians Sha! I just watched the video and trust me, I don't really see what Umahi is allegedly listing after in that woman.

I mean she's not some Agbani Darego/Omotola/Ini Edo level of beautiful. Not like she get some special features wey make her a spec. How come the man Wan bed her at all cost for 12 years and counting?

This is giving the vibe of university lecturers who would do everything to make sure they shift the pant of a female student even when you as a male student can't really see the exciting quality in that course mate the lecturer wants to dishonor himself and risk losing his job over.

But I'm curious, what did she sell to Umahi that led to him owing her that money?

What you are doing is called kink shaming tho

Everyone get wetin dey make him prick tanda. The heart wants what the heart wants. It is why there are multiple categories in adult entertainment.

All it means is that dave Umahi likes BBW.

If that's his thing, that's his thing.