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The year was 2005.

The location was a car factory in the beautiful city of Yokohama, Japan. Machines have been turned on. Bolts tightened. Engines primed. Engineers stood at attention, sweating inside air-conditioned overalls.

Then he arrived. Not with thunder. But he was accompanied by a cold breeze. He was dressed in black. Aura of quiet wickedness surrounded him. The only thing he held was a half empty sachet of original Ogogoro!
Then he sat down. Looked to the side and frowned. Crossed his legs and angrily barked his first order.

Begin!

Engineers speedily obeyed. Gearboxes were spiritually calibrated. CVT”s were programmed with advanced emotional instability. Yet, more orders continuously followed.
Who was he and what were they doing? Well, if you think he was the devil, then you are absolutely correct! But what were they manufacturing? This was not just manufacturing. It was a prophecy.
Finally, the last part went in. He inspected with a nod of approval and the first model of the Nissan Murano rolled out…..and somewhere in Nigeria, destinies shifted.





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Murano will make your mechanic introduce you to another mechanic……

#the car that drives the owner

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Murano will make your mechanic introduce you to another mechanic……

#the car that drives the owner

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The Murano is not just a car. It is a character building program. You don’t drive a Murano. You survive it. Infact, as part of my contributions to humanity, I have written and personally delivered a petition to God to excuse anybody who has used the Nissan Murano from going to hell for the second time no matter their sins here on earth. You are most welcome…

At first glance? It’s a beautiful car. That 2005 design still looks futuristic even in this 2026. When you park it beside ugly SUV”s with K legs like the Honda Crv, it screams “I am not your mate” but the ownership is where the real relationship begins.

1. The gearbox of Emotional Damage.
The CVT does not fail. It waits. It waits patiently for your bank account to have a few naira and then on one peaceful afternoon in traffic, it will start jerking. That very month, your mechanic will buy his first land.


2. Fuel Consumption Sponsored by OPEC.
You will fill your tank today, your fuel gauge will deny it tomorrow. The Murano drinks fuel like a camel in Sahara. In a country where fuel prices are unstable, you are in trouble.

3. Dashboard Christmas Celebration.
One day, your Murano will surprise you and random lights will appear on your dashboard. Check engine, ABS, Traction control, etc. Your mechanic will plug his scanner and start shaking his head. He will buy his second land here.

4. The AC tests your faith.
When it is working, it can freeze Suya. But when it decides not to? You will understand why patience is a virtue.

5. Your mechanic becomes your sibling. You will call him more than your wife. I promise you! This is because you and your mechanic are busy looking for a mechanic that can connect you to a very good mechanic!

6. You will start mumbling to yourself. The people around you will think you are praying. You are not!


7. You will finally get to the groundnut stage. This is a very important stage. This is the stage where you abandon all your daily activities to start eating groundnuts under the tree your mechanic calls a workshop. By then, you must have had enough stories and tales to share to your fellow comrades. You would have carried your cross and accepted your fate here.

8. The deliverance/testimony stage. This is the stage where another warrior purchases your Murano for 650k and you run to church to give testimony. A car the devil personally supervised its production cannot mean well for you.


I can’t go on without triggering the PTSD of current victims and survivors. The Nissan Murano was not built. It was unleashed. If you have owned one, I know you have stories. If you are planning to buy one, may God be with you.


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