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Dearest IRGC “leaders”,

I have some advice for you. Ya know, as a caring citizen.

After all, our forefather. Isaac, and your forefather, Ishmael, were brothers, so I am looking out for my cousin, you.

So let’s just keep this between us. If you tell anyone I told you, I’ll deny it.

Ok, have a notebook and a pen? This is going to be some very important advice.

Ready? Got comfortable?

Here we go.

Surrender. Or die.

That’s it. Probably the most important advice you’ve ever gotten.

We both know you lost the war in the first hour after Israel and the US brought down hell on your leadership and weapon stockpiles.

You might be delusional but even you are not delusional enough to think you can survive this war, let alone achieve any sort of victory.

If you still believe there’s a chance, first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all, you miscalculated what Trump and the American people want to do to you and your regime and you also miscalculated how patient and resilient Bibi and the Israeli people are.

Listen, I get it. I get it and I feel for you.

If you surrender, what will your people say?

What will other Arab countries say?

What will the world say?

They’ll say you’re weak.

That you are small and pathetic.

They’ll laugh at you.

They’ll ridicule you.

You don’t want that! I get it.

I have news for you. That train has left the station.

They’re already saying you’re weak.

They’re already calling you small and pathetic.

They’re already laughing and ridiculing you.

So there really are two options left for you and because I care, I’ll spare you your imminent and inevitable death by reminding you that there’s another option.

- Surrender
- Die

There is no option C and you can’t be naive enough to think there is.

Israel hasn’t even taken out the big guns yet. Neither has the US.

Your ballistic missiles have been a resounding failure. Over 90% of them don’t hit. They are intercepted by Israel’s superior aerial defense systems. And those that make it through almost always fall in empty spaces.

Sure, some of them have hit. Some of them have even brought tragedy on the Israeli people.

So, while we clearly value human life more than you, and by us, every casualty is a tragedy, let’s not ignore the numbers.

We’ve killed thousands of you clowns. Thousands. We’re gotten your entire leadership and if you think you’re gonna replace them with leaders that won’t be taken out immediately, well, you really are dumber than you look.

How many innocent Israelis have you killed?

Want to take a guess? 11.

Your “sophisticated” missiles, the thousands of them that you fired, killed 11 Israelis.

Your regime is obliterated. Israel is thriving.

Since I know internet is limited in your country, not sure if you heard, but yesterday, Google made its largest acquisition in its history. It bought a company for $32 billion.

Guess what. That was an Israeli company.

A filthy zionist company.

Last week, Apple bought another Israeli company. So did Palo Alto. And the list is long. Very very long.

Israel continues to flourish and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

So I get it. Your Islamist ideology doesn’t believe in surrender. I get it. You have your pride. I feel for you. I really do.

But as a caring cousin, I don’t see any other option for you.

It’s either surrender or die.

What’s it gonna be? 🤣

If you need assistance or guidance on how to surrender, you should consult with your Hamashole friends.

Many of them are very experienced and can lend a helping hand.

Good luck. You got this.

Written by Mossad agent

PresidentMUGABE:
Surrender. Or die.

You mean, 'surrender or you will kill me'.

And do you think someone else wouldn't replace me after you murder me?

All of you supporting US and Isreal attack on Iran. Don't have sense

Funny enough...you. an fly to Saudi and enter Iran by road.

Noisemaker

budaatum:
You mean, 'surrender or you will kill me'.

And do you think someone else wouldn't replace me after you murder me?

Nairaland people and brutality

PresidentMUGABE:
Dearest IRGC “leaders”,

I have some advice for you. Ya know, as a caring citizen.

After all, our forefather. Isaac, and your forefather, Ishmael, were brothers, so I am looking out for my cousin, you.

So let’s just keep this between us. If you tell anyone I told you, I’ll deny it.

Ok, have a notebook and a pen? This is going to be some very important advice.

Ready? Got comfortable?

Here we go.

Surrender. Or die.

That’s it. Probably the most important advice you’ve ever gotten.

We both know you lost the war in the first hour after Israel and the US brought down hell on your leadership and weapon stockpiles.

You might be delusional but even you are not delusional enough to think you can survive this war, let alone achieve any sort of victory.

If you still believe there’s a chance, first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all, you miscalculated what Trump and the American people want to do to you and your regime and you also miscalculated how patient and resilient Bibi and the Israeli people are.

Listen, I get it. I get it and I feel for you.

If you surrender, what will your people say?

What will other Arab countries say?

What will the world say?

They’ll say you’re weak.

That you are small and pathetic.

They’ll laugh at you.

They’ll ridicule you.

You don’t want that! I get it.

I have news for you. That train has left the station.

They’re already saying you’re weak.

They’re already calling you small and pathetic.

They’re already laughing and ridiculing you.

So there really are two options left for you and because I care, I’ll spare you your imminent and inevitable death by reminding you that there’s another option.

- Surrender
- Die

There is no option C and you can’t be naive enough to think there is.

Israel hasn’t even taken out the big guns yet. Neither has the US.

Your ballistic missiles have been a resounding failure. Over 90% of them don’t hit. They are intercepted by Israel’s superior aerial defense systems. And those that make it through almost always fall in empty spaces.

Sure, some of them have hit. Some of them have even brought tragedy on the Israeli people.

So, while we clearly value human life more than you, and by us, every casualty is a tragedy, let’s not ignore the numbers.

We’ve killed thousands of you clowns. Thousands. We’re gotten your entire leadership and if you think you’re gonna replace them with leaders that won’t be taken out immediately, well, you really are dumber than you look.

How many innocent Israelis have you killed?

Want to take a guess? 11.

Your “sophisticated” missiles, the thousands of them that you fired, killed 11 Israelis.

Your regime is obliterated. Israel is thriving.

Since I know internet is limited in your country, not sure if you heard, but yesterday, Google made its largest acquisition in its history. It bought a company for $32 billion.

Guess what. That was an Israeli company.

A filthy zionist company.

Last week, Apple bought another Israeli company. So did Palo Alto. And the list is long. Very very long.

Israel continues to flourish and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

So I get it. Your Islamist ideology doesn’t believe in surrender. I get it. You have your pride. I feel for you. I really do.

But as a caring cousin, I don’t see any other option for you.

It’s either surrender or die.

What’s it gonna be? 🤣

If you need assistance or guidance on how to surrender, you should consult with your Hamashole friends.

Many of them are very experienced and can lend a helping hand.

Good luck. You got this.

esnbrutality:
Funny enough...you. an fly to Saudi and enter Iran by road.

Noisemaker

Why, silentmaker, when it's interesting and safe watching it on my telly in my living room?

As you watch from the comfort of your home, say a prayer for iran. A real prayer..awon silentmakers

budaatum:
Why, silentmaker, when it's interesting and safe watching it on my telly in my living room?

PresidentMUGABE:
Dearest IRGC “leaders”,

I have some advice for you. Ya know, as a caring citizen.

After all, our forefather. Isaac, and your forefather, Ishmael, were brothers, so I am looking out for my cousin, you.

So let’s just keep this between us. If you tell anyone I told you, I’ll deny it.

Ok, have a notebook and a pen? This is going to be some very important advice.

Ready? Got comfortable?

Here we go.

Surrender. Or die.

That’s it. Probably the most important advice you’ve ever gotten.

We both know you lost the war in the first hour after Israel and the US brought down hell on your leadership and weapon stockpiles.

You might be delusional but even you are not delusional enough to think you can survive this war, let alone achieve any sort of victory.

If you still believe there’s a chance, first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all, you miscalculated what Trump and the American people want to do to you and your regime and you also miscalculated how patient and resilient Bibi and the Israeli people are.

Listen, I get it. I get it and I feel for you.

If you surrender, what will your people say?

What will other Arab countries say?

What will the world say?

They’ll say you’re weak.

That you are small and pathetic.

They’ll laugh at you.

They’ll ridicule you.

You don’t want that! I get it.

I have news for you. That train has left the station.

They’re already saying you’re weak.

They’re already calling you small and pathetic.

They’re already laughing and ridiculing you.

So there really are two options left for you and because I care, I’ll spare you your imminent and inevitable death by reminding you that there’s another option.

- Surrender
- Die

There is no option C and you can’t be naive enough to think there is.

Israel hasn’t even taken out the big guns yet. Neither has the US.

Your ballistic missiles have been a resounding failure. Over 90% of them don’t hit. They are intercepted by Israel’s superior aerial defense systems. And those that make it through almost always fall in empty spaces.

Sure, some of them have hit. Some of them have even brought tragedy on the Israeli people.

So, while we clearly value human life more than you, and by us, every casualty is a tragedy, let’s not ignore the numbers.

We’ve killed thousands of you clowns. Thousands. We’re gotten your entire leadership and if you think you’re gonna replace them with leaders that won’t be taken out immediately, well, you really are dumber than you look.

How many innocent Israelis have you killed?

Want to take a guess? 11.

Your “sophisticated” missiles, the thousands of them that you fired, killed 11 Israelis.

Your regime is obliterated. Israel is thriving.

Since I know internet is limited in your country, not sure if you heard, but yesterday, Google made its largest acquisition in its history. It bought a company for $32 billion.

Guess what. That was an Israeli company.

A filthy zionist company.

Last week, Apple bought another Israeli company. So did Palo Alto. And the list is long. Very very long.

Israel continues to flourish and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

So I get it. Your Islamist ideology doesn’t believe in surrender. I get it. You have your pride. I feel for you. I really do.

But as a caring cousin, I don’t see any other option for you.

It’s either surrender or die.

What’s it gonna be? 🤣

If you need assistance or guidance on how to surrender, you should consult with your Hamashole friends.

Many of them are very experienced and can lend a helping hand.

Good luck. You got this.

If Allah support them why were all their leaders extinguished like rats? Why are they doing the evil they are doing. Obviously Allah is not in support of their evil reprehensible acts.

esnbrutality:
As you watch from the comfort of your home, say a prayer for iran. A real prayer..awon silentmakers

I'm not a noisemaking praying person. Whatever happens to Iran and USA and Israel, happens.

Apart from the fact inflation will hit my pocket, which is a consequence of being alive today, telly. In the comfort of my home, for now.

Dont need your jargons .

budaatum:
I'm not a noisemaking praying person. Whatever happens to Iran and USA and Israel, happens.

Apart from the fact inflation will hit my pocket, which is a consequence of being alive today, telly. In the comfort of my home, for now.

Sage
Man pass man no be for mouth

esnbrutality:
Dont need your jargons .

Do you need your jargons?

Pierocash:
All of you supporting US and Isreal attack on Iran. Don't have sense

those who killed 30000 citizens of iran are the good guys. Low IQ people

You

PresidentMUGABE:
Dearest IRGC “leaders”,

I have some advice for you. Ya know, as a caring citizen.

After all, our forefather. Isaac, and your forefather, Ishmael, were brothers, so I am looking out for my cousin, you.

So let’s just keep this between us. If you tell anyone I told you, I’ll deny it.

Ok, have a notebook and a pen? This is going to be some very important advice.

Ready? Got comfortable?

Here we go.

Surrender. Or die.

That’s it. Probably the most important advice you’ve ever gotten.

We both know you lost the war in the first hour after Israel and the US brought down hell on your leadership and weapon stockpiles.

You might be delusional but even you are not delusional enough to think you can survive this war, let alone achieve any sort of victory.

If you still believe there’s a chance, first of all, I’m sorry.

Second of all, you miscalculated what Trump and the American people want to do to you and your regime and you also miscalculated how patient and resilient Bibi and the Israeli people are.

Listen, I get it. I get it and I feel for you.

If you surrender, what will your people say?

What will other Arab countries say?

What will the world say?

They’ll say you’re weak.

That you are small and pathetic.

They’ll laugh at you.

They’ll ridicule you.

You don’t want that! I get it.

I have news for you. That train has left the station.

They’re already saying you’re weak.

They’re already calling you small and pathetic.

They’re already laughing and ridiculing you.

So there really are two options left for you and because I care, I’ll spare you your imminent and inevitable death by reminding you that there’s another option.

- Surrender
- Die

There is no option C and you can’t be naive enough to think there is.

Israel hasn’t even taken out the big guns yet. Neither has the US.

Your ballistic missiles have been a resounding failure. Over 90% of them don’t hit. They are intercepted by Israel’s superior aerial defense systems. And those that make it through almost always fall in empty spaces.

Sure, some of them have hit. Some of them have even brought tragedy on the Israeli people.

So, while we clearly value human life more than you, and by us, every casualty is a tragedy, let’s not ignore the numbers.

We’ve killed thousands of you clowns. Thousands. We’re gotten your entire leadership and if you think you’re gonna replace them with leaders that won’t be taken out immediately, well, you really are dumber than you look.

How many innocent Israelis have you killed?

Want to take a guess? 11.

Your “sophisticated” missiles, the thousands of them that you fired, killed 11 Israelis.

Your regime is obliterated. Israel is thriving.

Since I know internet is limited in your country, not sure if you heard, but yesterday, Google made its largest acquisition in its history. It bought a company for $32 billion.

Guess what. That was an Israeli company.

A filthy zionist company.

Last week, Apple bought another Israeli company. So did Palo Alto. And the list is long. Very very long.

Israel continues to flourish and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

So I get it. Your Islamist ideology doesn’t believe in surrender. I get it. You have your pride. I feel for you. I really do.

But as a caring cousin, I don’t see any other option for you.

It’s either surrender or die.

What’s it gonna be? 🤣

If you need assistance or guidance on how to surrender, you should consult with your Hamashole friends.

Many of them are very experienced and can lend a helping hand.

Good luck. You got this.

I wonder how a right thinking guy will do this meaningless write up. You're making this a religion thing and shamelessly so is th delusional trump and the devil incarnate nethayahu. We're dangerously dangling round the third world war and the complete collapse of the global economic if this madness is not stopped now. God is omnipotent and can fight his cause, stop ascribing human foolishness to God battle.

Lastmessenger2:
those who killed 30000 citizens of iran are the good guys. Low IQ people

where is the proof that Iran killed 3000 of her own citizens?

So beautifully written 👏👏👏.

Nairaland's terrorists are in "sifia pains" right now

Pierocash:
All of you supporting US and Isreal attack on Iran. Don't have sense

So you who supports Iran, boko haram, ISWAP, and other islamic terrorists groups has sense bah?

You who support Hezbollah, hamas, Islamic Jihad, etc unprovoked rockets fire into israel get sense bah?

COOL10:
So beautifully written 👏👏👏.

Nairaland's terrorists are in "sifia pains" right now

While terrorists supporters and enablers are in "sifia pains", I doubt if that came from any MOSSAD agent.

Pierocash:
All of you supporting US and Isreal attack on Iran. Don't have sense

Those that are not supporting Israel and US are terrorists. They have no difference with Shekau and Bandits

Elusive001:
So you who supports Iran, boko haram, ISWAP, and other islamic terrorists groups has sense bah?

You who support Hezbollah, hamas, Islamic Jihad, etc unprovoked rockets fire into israel get sense bah?

Yes , you are one of those senseless zombies of the American state who believe every falsehood from the state of Isreal and America.

That was how they lied to you that Saddam Hussein was a terrorist sponsor, and building nuclear weapon, only to turn out to be a lie after killing him. That was how they lied to you senseless mumu that Ghadaffi was a terrorist too building nuclear weapons but still turned out to be a lie. Same America lied to you mumus that Maduro is running a drug cartel in America,, has that not still turned out to be false . Now they've come to lie to you that Iran is sponsoring terrorism around the world , and Khameni was building nuclear weapons to destroy America, and you mumus have believed them too. When every sane person knows that America is the number one terrorist state that has financed terrorism in every country of their interest through USAID. which Trump himself confirmed with his mouth. Una no get sense, and America knows that you guys don't have common sense so they keep churnning out same lies to perpetrate evil against any country of interest including Iran.

Awon oponu

Typing:
Those that are not supporting Israel and US are terrorists. They have no difference with Shekau and Bandits

Yes , you are one of those senseless zombies of the American state who believe every falsehood from the state of Isreal and America.

That was how they lied to you that Saddam Hussein was a terrorist sponsor, and building nuclear weapon, only to turn out to be a lie after killing him. That was how they lied to you senseless mumu that Ghadaffi was a terrorist too building nuclear weapons but still turned out to be a lie. Same America lied to you mumus that Maduro is running a drug cartel in America,, has that not still turned out to be false . Now they've come to lie to you that Iran is sponsoring terrorism around the world , and Khameni was building nuclear weapons to destroy America, and you mumus have believed them too. When every sane person knows that America is the number one terrorist state that has financed terrorism in every country of their interest through USAID. which Trump himself confirmed with his mouth. Una no get sense, and America knows that you guys don't have common sense so they keep churnning out same lies to perpetrate evil against any country of interest including Iran.

Awon oponu