₦airaland Forum

iamoyindamola:
OGD is 70 years
As how na

How old is emil0kan football political age again

swiz123:
Finally gave up on my soup today and threw it away. First of all, it didn’t make economic sense to preserve it with expensive fuel.

Secondly, it was dictating my movement. I have to come home everyday to track it, since nepa has lost all credibility. Might as well use my freezer as a microwave.

Tinubu has returned me to the Stone Age successfully.

LordAdam16:
at the start of the war

iran sent this to the un



remember how president pezeshkian apologized to the gulf arab countries and iran has bombed them everyday since then

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iran has adopted a policy of strategic ambiguity

the strait of hormuz is not closed
we are not targeting gulf countries
we did not strike azerbaijan and turkey

but everyone with more than two brain cells know the score

and it works
because everyone implicitly accepts that the genocidal warts are indeed capable of conducting false flag attacks to pull in uninterested parties

-Lord

swiz123:
Finally gave up on my soup today and threw it away. First of all, it didn’t make economic sense to preserve it with expensive fuel.

Secondly, it was dictating my movement. I have to come home everyday to track it, since nepa has lost all credibility. Might as well use my freezer as a microwave.

Tinubu has returned me to the Stone Age successfully.

Ellexy:
You're here on nairaland saying one boasting, Iran's cowardly leadership is refuting it. Who should I believe between you and the leaders in Iran....?

BlueRayDick:
As in..:…. Imagine someone growing with such mentality .

Na people like that Dey quick enter Sanko for sexual harassment when they travel abroad .

I recently read about a young promising Nigerian footballer that was locked up in one of those Scandinavian countries ( I’m not sure if it was Norway , Denmark or Sweden ) .

After hustling years in Nigeria and even played one of those age grade competitions for the Nigeria before he finally got the international transfer only for him to end his career for a sexual offence

swiz123:
Finally gave up on my soup today and threw it away. First of all, it didn’t make economic sense to preserve it with expensive fuel.

Secondly, it was dictating my movement. I have to come home everyday to track it, since nepa has lost all credibility. Might as well use my freezer as a microwave.

Tinubu has returned me to the Stone Age successfully.

LordAdam16:
when did you start believing leaders in iran?

🤣😂😀

na this one you go believe
not when they say the struck the lincoln carrier

i don tell you wetin dey xup
if you like believe, if you like no believe
that one na for your pocket

-Lord

swiz123:
Finally gave up on my soup today and threw it away. First of all, it didn’t make economic sense to preserve it with expensive fuel.

Secondly, it was dictating my movement. I have to come home everyday to track it, since nepa has lost all credibility. Might as well use my freezer as a microwave.

Tinubu has returned me to the Stone Age successfully.

Theflint1:
No, the festival doesn't advocate for rape and groping. As with most festivals where women are told to stay inside within certain hours, the punishment for being found outside is normally flogging, instead of the flogging that normally gets done, some persons now chose to go against the norm and grope/r.ape the women instead.

DissTroy:
Asa. It was Asa.

I can name alté artistes at the time in the 2000s who were more household names than Black Magic:

- Rooftop MCs.
- GT da Guitarman (of Storm Records).

- Bez Idakula came next. "Zuci daya" was a radio hit for lovelórn night listeners. His "Super Sun" album cemented that in 2011.

semid4lyfe:
Memories. Asa WAS a great one.

Her first album "Asa" is the best debut album ever and the most unskippable album released by a Nigerian artiste i.m.o

That album was a masterpiece and once you slot the CD, you're hooked by her soothing vocals and will listen from track one to the last.

Songs like Eye adaba, bibanke, fire on the mountain, 360 degrees, awe, Iba, subway, no one knows etc were on that album, and I dare say the least song from that album was better than the best song from all her other albums.

Another noteworthy unskippable debut album is 2face Idibia's Face 2 Face. Nfana ibaga, African queen, Ole. You no holy pass, keep on rocking were on that CD. That album also has my favourite 2face song of all time, Thank you Lord.

Still, I rate Asa's debut album slightly better cos of the songwriting and also for its alte sound.

izzou:
I'm so sorry for laughing bro, but this has to be the funniest shiiit I have heard today

OkpaNsukkaisBae:

BREAKING:

🇺🇸 Joe Kent, who just resigned as Director of US CTC, exposed USA’s role in creating ISIS & Al-Qaeda:

“United States strategically armed & relied on proxies like Al-Qaeda & ISIS in Syria, to serve Israel’s geopolitical interests” pic.twitter.com/nRXWDfj0Pm

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) March 20, 2026

I believe Joseph Kent did justice to your question.

WhoDeyHause:
I suppose follow laugh but this shit gat me thinking deeply, cause I can almost relate to this your soup ish. I'm sure most of us here can. To see decent light these days come hard pass rapture. Room go dey hot like hellfire once you wan close eye sleep. If them bring am before you walk 20m to change over everywhere don black.
Omo no be life we dey live so.

monerozi5590:
Tu Face Grass to Grace for me. To me, that's his best album ever

airmark:
Funny you.

DissTroy:
The Ozoro boys have undone all the gains men made in February just yesterday.

Since then all the misandrists masquerading as femiñists have been back online campaigning, including accounts which were exposed for fãlse ràpe accusation.

Now how does an innocent boy from that part of Delta defend himself if he gets called out by a ràndom girl for ràping her? How do you defend yourself when the false accuser two years from now says it happened on a certain date in March 2026 by her coursemate?

monerozi5590:
Tu Face Grass to Grace for me. To me, that's his best album ever

swiz123:
Mehn!!! It is what it is. I can’t be eating eba all the time because of light. God forbid Adelabu dictates my diet.

This woman here that kills cow every Saturday calling me every time to come and buy meat like I was the one that advised her to start that business.

I am sure she roasted her last cow because I didn’t see customers buying meat like before. Omo!!

WhoDeyHause:
I suppose follow laugh but this shit gat me thinking deeply, cause I can almost relate to this your soup ish. I'm sure most of us here can. To see decent light these days come hard pass rapture. Room go dey hot like hellfire once you wan close eye sleep. If them bring am before you walk 20m to change over everywhere don black.
Omo no be life we dey live so.

DissTroy:
Nihilist did say after the initial bombings, communication lines will be broken so each formation leader will be running his own thing.

IRGC running its own.

Cardboardtollah running his own from Russia on his hospital bed.

Sheiks running theirs.

NRGC running its wing.

WhoDeyHause:
All these ones don dey na. Women and children being told not to show face outside but evil elements will always try to use it to do evil just like the olden days. Na that time person wey dey mean you go flog you like thief if he wear masquerade and more wicked vices. Anybody that was caught in the videos recorded should be tracked and dealt with. And it's those kind of fools that will protect their own female relatives like diamond.

DissTroy:
At this point he should just do an RFK Jnr and move to the Right or just officially align. Dems are wishing him déath on X everyday, hoping he has a cancer remission every time he says something sensible like supporting the SAVE Act (something we should insist on in Nigeria too) or defunding woke programmes.

PA has moved Red (at least in 2024) so he can return as a Repub to Senate if he doesn't gun for the top job. Elon did serious work there in 2024 to flip it Red.

He has to move. The Dems would come hard on him.

TIME TO SWITCH JOHN! - John Fetterman’s tanking so hard with Pennsylvania Democrats that his net approval flipped from +68 points in 2023 to -40 now.

Quinnipiac just exposed it: his own party’s turning on him while Republicans cheer his common-sense takes.

The writing’s on… pic.twitter.com/YdA21OytK5

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 20, 2026

Theflint1:
Leave hypothetical rape scenarios and address the vileness of what happened in Ozoro, or not

But isn't it funny that just last month the issue of how casual sexual violence against women was, with groping getting specific mention, and barely a month later we have this Ozoro incident?

swiz123:
It feels as if we are the ones at war. I am sure Iranians still have better standard of living than us.

These days, sleeping is a race against the fuel inside your gen. Make gen no off before sleep catch you.

🇮🇷🇮🇱⚡️NOW: Impact in Tel Aviv pic.twitter.com/KZJ8uWVpt2

— MonitorX (@MonitorX99800) March 20, 2026