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| I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Kalatium(op): 1:55pm On Mar 27 |
I had a clean, beautiful timeline in my head when i was a teenager : Graduate at 20 NYSC at 21 Master’s at 22  Get married by 24 or 25. Everything was planned like a well-written SOP. Then Nigeria said, “Relax, I have edits.” I didn’t even gwt admission early. In my undergraduate days ASUU strike entered like an uninvited guest. Calendar shifted like NEPA light. One extra semester became two… then somehow became “just manage it like that.” Next thing… I graduated at 27. At some point, I stopped planning and started observing because in this country, your life plan is just a suggestion. Nigeria is the final editor. You go draw straight line, life go use biro scatter am  .But here’s the funny part… you still arrive. Just not the way you imagined. So if your timeline don bend small, calm down. You’re not behind… you’re just studying in Nigeria. Still yet to get married 111 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by njokuuche77(m): 9:01pm On Mar 27 |
You fit plan your life perfectly, but sometimes things go just shift in ways you didn’t expect. No be everything be our fault, some delays na just life happening. No too pressure yourself abeg, everybody dey figure things out at their own pace… We’re all just working with the version of life we got. 29 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Maclink288: 9:01pm On Mar 27 |
It is crazy. Nigeria is truly a destiny changer  37 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Mar 27 |
I see you getting married before the end of this year. This I have seen. 28 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by standout5: 9:02pm On Mar 27 |
Somebody should help me summarize the post 2 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by SQLmastar(m): 9:02pm On Mar 27 |
Is the Op related to Suen Owesa? How come there are no comments to this post, yet it made the front page? At the OP, this life is spiritual. You need to align yourself with the elements of life, else you will derail till eternity. Come to me DM, and I'll give you a bathing soap for success. 1. Gave Osimhen his soap when he turned 19 and look how he is thriving... 2. I gave Wizkid a leaf soap, mixed in cat urine, now he is a star. 3. I even prayed for Elon Musk when he was a mere millionaire; now look where he is. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by maramara: 9:02pm On Mar 27 |
Na so life be in this part of the world 3 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by BigYash: 9:02pm On Mar 27 |
You are yet to see anything They will soon use PowerPoint to play it out for you to see 3 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Jayjayconcept: 9:03pm On Mar 27 |
Congratulations you're still young,make money and you will smile away 3 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by incogni2o: 9:03pm On Mar 27 |
Sorry Bro, Delay isnt Denial. Don't loose focus. Keep grinding and restrategizing. It'll look good at the end. Don't forget God too 10 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by NaijaSumi: 9:03pm On Mar 27 |
Stop voting in bad and terrible Leaders like Tinubu and his 32 governors to steer the governance of a Blessed Nation as Nigeria. All these people are thieves and have zero knowledge about how to govern a Country... They all are bunch of thieves. 15 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by iwaeda: 9:03pm On Mar 27 |
APC has edited many lives, even deleted some. If you like play ethnic jingo with them. God will reformat your life. 6 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Desighchamber: 9:04pm On Mar 27 |
You should be grateful. It is not mostly a Nigeria factor, life just happened to you. Kalatium: 1 Like |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by franchasng: 9:04pm On Mar 27 |
Kalatium:I see you impregnating a girl you don't like after a one night stand and her family start forcing you to marry her. This I am saw 3 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Zeion422(m): 9:05pm On Mar 27 |
Try hear another person story.....Na then you go know say Nigeria Na editor 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Holluwhakemmy(f): 9:05pm On Mar 27 |
FalseProphet1:FalseProphet1 longtime ooooooo. How are you? 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Holluwhakemmy(f): 9:06pm On Mar 27 |
Everything will be alright just calm down 3 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Apcshit: 9:07pm On Mar 27 |
Kalatium:Yes you voted APC ,see your life 2 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Drsnives(m): 9:12pm On Mar 27 |
Mine nko, Na narrow escape. Served at 30 married at 35 4 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by maryalloy(f): 9:15pm On Mar 27 |
Don't worry everything will still fall in place ✨️ just stay focus and no loose gaurd  1 Like |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by adamkkk: 9:20pm On Mar 27 |
There is ur plan, there is God's plan, and there is Nigeria's plan... 5 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by omooba969(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27 |
Una dey play too much for this corntree. |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by ppogba: 9:22pm On Mar 27 |
Kalatium:Give credit to the source. We know some of you are not intelligent enough to come up with such like this. #plagiarism is a crime. 2 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by harsysky(m): 9:23pm On Mar 27 |
You fit still plan your life well, almost graduate with first class, Yorimo go steal your last paper make you get carry over. |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Chummynoni(m): 9:23pm On Mar 27 |
We plenty for there ... Still navigating |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Melagros(m): 9:26pm On Mar 27 |
COMRADES, most of us who come from a poor background whether we like it or not, Nigeria not only edited our life but tempered with it 2 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by ARISHEM: 9:27pm On Mar 27 |
Our leaders that scatter our plans for us so that they will be fortunate will not make heaven |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by SixSeven: 9:30pm On Mar 27 |
Life is never linear. I hope you have learned your geometry lessons now. Good luck. 5 Likes
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| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Chinemlix000: 9:33pm On Mar 27 |
Holluwhakemmy:Hunger no make false prophet see road not to talk of seeing false prophecies.. He go soon blind soon 6 Likes |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by Holluwhakemmy(f): 9:35pm On Mar 27 |
[quote author=Chinemlix000 post=138911465]Hunger no make false prophet see road not to talk of seeing false prophecies.. He go soon blind soon 😂 😂 😂 |
| Re: I Planned My Life Like Excel… But Nigeria Edited It by DeepSight(m): 9:35pm On Mar 27 |
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