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Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:38pm On Mar 29
geoworldedu:
I'm preparing for hell fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love heat. grin
You will surely be in it.
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:42pm On Mar 29
Franking:
Which heaven? Thought God's mercy endures forever.....or does forever and mercy have other meanings?

However, I don't care about heaven because it is fictitious.
Is mercy given to criminals? No.

Also, heaven does not care whether you care. But all qualified for goodness or 3vulnsess will go to the respective places they deserve to be
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:45pm On Mar 29
Franking:
God will help you not to offend him? He created offense in the first place.
Does it now mean that you should use it on Him? So, its ok if you created the DVD and then your child uses it to beat you?
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:47pm On Mar 29
IbnB:
There's no heaven anywhere

Stop believing in fables and live your life right in the here and now
Stop wishing for things you are not qualified to have. You already know that you do not deserve to be there so stay your side and let others go there
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:48pm On Mar 29
grandstar:
I am not goibg to heaven.

I will reside in a paradise on earth
Everyone understands that heaven is used to mean a paradise
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:53pm On Mar 29
BioData45:
Any God either big or small that need to tell me anything should tell me himself, he should appear if he's not a coward and tell me everything.

Not sending someone from the middle east to tell me fables. 😂 Like people believe in this thing make me wonder how well a brain can be manipulated.
And you are the one to tell Him how he should respond to you? If He even came did you know? Some in Isreal were still waiting for Him even after He had come and gone so you are just like them. And the bottom line is that whether He came ir not you already know that you are not qualified to go there, so just wait for the bus that will take you to your own place 🔥
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:55pm On Mar 29
LordLicifer:
There are no such thing as heaven, it doesn't exist only
The wish of those who already know that they can never be there
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by fyneboi79(m): 5:56pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
You don't read if not you would have known that they had already conquered (colonized) Africa before the missionaries came and that it was God through the missionaries who made them leave Africa. So all these freedom you are enjoying comes from Christianity if not you would have been like Taiwan
Oga keep your fake god abeg,he's just as lame as the word dead.
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 5:58pm On Mar 29
MissOpe:
Louder Sir...

If heaven is perfect and beyond human needs, why is it described using earthly valuables like gold? Gold only has value because humans decided it does. So why would a divine place use human value to measure it?

If heaven is truly perfect, why would it need physical beauty like golden streets at all? Wouldn’t perfection go beyond material things?
How do you speak Italian to a yoruba person and expect him to get it?

You people already know that you people won't ever be picked to go there so just wait for your own bus that is going to take you to your own place
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 6:00pm On Mar 29
fyneboi79:
Oga keep your fake god abeg,he's just as lame as the word dead.
Everyday for the thief one day for God
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 6:02pm On Mar 29
Negroid001:
Heaven is a fallacy the white man sold to you. Think about this. If heaven is the safest place, why does it have a gate and the angels carry swords?

Any African that believes in heaven is still in mental slavery. If truly heaven has gold and all sorts, you think the white man will take you there?

That's why they've stolen all our resources and built their own heaven here on earth. More reason why you all want to japa.
So before the white man invaded Africa, they did not know about heaven, right?

You already know that you are not going to be picked to go there so just wait for your own bus taking you to the place you deserve to be
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by IbnB: 6:04pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
Stop wishing for things you are not qualified to have. You already know that you do not deserve to be there so stay your side and let others go there
Imagine such twaddle...your mind is a snakepit of so much confusion
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 6:09pm On Mar 29
IbnB:
Imagine such twaddle...your mind is a snakepit of so much confusion
Enjoy your self deceit but it is a clear fact that you already know that you are not going to there exactly how odolos already knew that they won't ever pass jamb and ssce, so you have to live in wish land
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by fyneboi79(m): 6:32pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
Everyday for the thief one day for God
he can go 4k himself till that day undecided
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by MissOpe(f): 6:43pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
How do you speak Italian to a yoruba person and expect him to get it?

You people already know that you people won't ever be picked to go there so just wait for your own bus that is going to take you to your own place
If the pill makes you well, take it, everybody dey find ways to make themselves happy
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by geoworldedu: 6:56pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
You will surely be in it.
Amen sir. Ride on pastor grin
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by IbnB: 7:05pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
Enjoy your self deceit but it is a clear fact that you already know that you are not going to there exactly how odolos already knew that they won't ever pass jamb and ssce, so you have to live in wish land
Oya start going to heaven oooo.nobody dey follow you drag am

Ozzuor
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Negroid001(m): 8:31pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
So before the white man invaded Africa, they did not know about heaven, right?

You already know that you are not going to be picked to go there so just wait for your own bus taking you to the place you deserve to be
Which of the heavens?
The hebrew one?
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 9:44pm On Mar 29
Negroid001:
Which of the heavens?
The hebrew one?
So, hebrews have an heaven? Ok
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 9:59pm On Mar 29
IbnB:
Oya start going to heaven oooo.nobody dey follow you drag am

Ozzuor
Ntooooyin! 😋 It was better you were not born but now, its too late for you for if one small Dangote truck enter your house, swish h3l🔥 strait
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 10:00pm On Mar 29
MissOpe:
If the pill makes you well, take it, everybody dey find ways to make themselves happy
Until cancer kon catch una, na dat time una go start to pray. But too late
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by NewDea4: 11:44pm On Mar 29
Dtruthspeaker:
Ntooooyin! 😋 It was better you were not born but now, its too late for you for if one small Dangote truck enter your house, swish h3l🔥 strait
See this is why people are getting wise to your likes and the fake doctrines you spew..you're wishing cancer and accident on people left, right and center but every one of those wishes comes back into your head
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by fyneboi79(m): 1:19am On Mar 30
Dtruthspeaker:
So before the white man invaded Africa, they did not know about heaven, right?

You already know that you are not going to be picked to go there so just wait for your own bus taking you to the place you deserve to be
How old are you? You sound like a 5 year old kid talking about heaven and hell embarassed
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by IbnB: 2:35am On Mar 30
Dtruthspeaker:
Ntooooyin! 😋 It was better you were not born but now, its too late for you for if one small Dangote truck enter your house, swish h3l🔥 strait
Back to sender!
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by MissOpe(f): 4:30am On Mar 30
Dtruthspeaker:
Until cancer kon catch una, na dat time una go start to pray. But too late
Cancer, Dementia, sudden death, paralysis, don catch many people wey believe in sky daddy that i know, them pray pray pray yet them kpai.

Just admit to us that you believe in Sky daddy cos u no want enter fire and because u dey afraid of Cancer , which go still eventually catch u and nobody go save u..

By the way, is it not ok make cancer catch u make u kpai quickly enter heaven dan staying on earth doing nothing? wink
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by IbnB: 5:45am On Mar 30
MAGA tongue

Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Negroid001(m): 11:49am On Mar 30
Dtruthspeaker:
So, hebrews have an heaven? Ok
Every culture concocted an afterlife fallacy.
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:39pm On Mar 30
IbnB:
Back to sender!
Too late! Dem no dey return dis one especially as na wetin you ask and wish for.
Re: How Prepared For Heaven Are You? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:42pm On Mar 30
Negroid001:
Every culture concocted an afterlife fallacy.
You imagine that people would concoct things they don' like? Is it not rather that like you they must concoct things they wish for?
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