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Nigerian mums are actually wizards 😭
This one asked: “Who finished the meat?”
The children said no… but she still found a way to know who did it.
Is it intuition or just luck?
Have you ever caught your kids or been caught?
Let’s explore these peculiar Nigerian mum “genie powers” 👀
How them they do am?

Lol 😁..all mother know each kid with their attitude..💯.. they know the one that has over sharpness trait,..😁😁😀..those one can b presume as a thief of the house 😁😂🤷..even d baddest but gentle looking kids too are not left out..
Laslas mothers dey get spy inside pikin.😂😂..like if pikin reach like 4 to 5 for house den go get the olofofo ov d house and mum's favorite,she must not report you to her or else... 🤔😆..all this makes home sweet tho!: sometimes you're happy and sometimes sad..just as life b generally 💯

EverydayTales:
Nigerian mums are actually wizards 😭
This one asked: “Who finished the meat?”
The children said no… but she still found a way to know who did it.
Is it intuition or just luck?
Have you ever caught your kids or been caught?
Let’s explore these peculiar Nigerian mum “genie powers” 👀
How them they do am?

.. na true o.. i know think am that way at all.. one pikin go always wan be mama favorite... okayyyy

Emmy000seun:
Lol 😁..all mother know each kid with their attitude..💯..the know the one that has over sharpness trait,..😁😁😀..those one can b presume as a thief of the house 😁😂🤷..even d baddest but gentle looking kids too are not left out..
Laslas mothers dey get spy inside pikin.😂😂..like if pikin reach like 4 to 5 for house den go get the olofofo ov d house and mum favorite,she must not report you to her or else... 🤔😆..all this makes home sweet tho!: sometimes you're happy and sometimes sad..just as life b generally 💯

but then.. i still get something else for mind o.. actually.. i dey build small psychology research with this our everyday patterns.. .. i gree say children can sabotage themselves, helping mama agenda.. even mama.. sure knows her children.. but the one for this chat nko? - https://youtube.com/shorts/zqukMoQi7Y0 - no one gave her hint.. and i know sure say na wetin she know about the children help her decode the mission abeg.. thots on this.. the uniqueness baffles me walahi!

Nigerian mums are too sharp 😭 and I believe it more of Nigerian than Africans generally. As husbands, we have to give them kudos for this abeg

EverydayTales:
but then.. i still get something else for mind o.. actually.. i dey build small psychology research with this our everyday patterns.. .. i gree say children can sabotage themselves, helping mama agenda.. even mama.. sure knows her children.. but the one for this chat nko? - https://youtube.com/shorts/zqukMoQi7Y0 - no one gave her hint.. and i know sure say na wetin she know about the children help her decode the mission abeg.. thots on this.. the uniqueness baffles me walahi!

Imagine thinking you’re slick, and she’s already 2 steps ahead 😭.. mothers!

Nigerian mums really have some secret intuition not just pure experience jare

EverydayTales:
but then.. i still get something else for mind o.. actually.. i dey build small psychology research with this our everyday patterns.. .. i gree say children can sabotage themselves, helping mama agenda.. even mama.. sure knows her children.. but the one for this chat nko? - https://youtube.com/shorts/zqukMoQi7Y0 - no one gave her hint.. and i know sure say na wetin she know about the children help her decode the mission abeg.. thots on this.. the uniqueness baffles me walahi!

The one for that video link you attached get food problem and the mother know am 😂😂

EverydayTales:
but then.. i still get something else for mind o.. actually.. i dey build small psychology research with this our everyday patterns.. .. i gree say children can sabotage themselves, helping mama agenda.. even mama.. sure knows her children.. but the one for this chat nko? - https://youtube.com/shorts/zqukMoQi7Y0 - no one gave her hint.. and i know sure say na wetin she know about the children help her decode the mission abeg.. thots on this.. the uniqueness baffles me walahi!

Oohkayyyy.. wisdom 😂

WahalaWitGrace:
The one for that video link you attached get food problem and the mother know am 😂😂

E get one white woman. Her pikin dey wooze her slap she still dey smile. Pikin of 10 yrs

The mother talks to him like an adult and the boy no dey obey a single instructions from the mother.

But the woman still love am endlessly

Nonsense topic,what is wrong with nairaland.com

I carried an olosho come our family house during my uni days.

My mama just entered from market and said Woman dey this house and began to search around.

I fear my mama that day

Mothers are not the only clever parent. Fathers too are.

EverydayTales:
.. na true o.. i know think am that way at all.. one pikin go always wan be mama favorite... okayyyy

Hehehe
Especially the last borns

doctore212:
I carried an olosho come our family house during my uni days.

My mama just entered from market and said Woman dey this house and began to search around.

I fear my mama that day

She perceived a different scent/energy from what she was familiar with, around the house.

A mother's instinct.

A typical Nigerian mum na natural FBI/CID

doctore212:
I carried an olosho come our family house during my uni days.

My mama just entered from market and said Woman dey this house and began to search around.

I fear my mama that day

If na olosho or runs girls Arrgh! Your mama must find because e get why. Don’t ask me 🙏🏿 please

doctore212:
I carried an olosho come our family house during my uni days.

My mama just entered from market and said Woman dey this house and began to search around.

I fear my mama that day

If na olosho or runs girls Arrgh! Your mama supposed detect or find out because e get why. Don’t ask me 🙏🏿 please

I remember long ago my mom asked me to wash the dishes. As the king of procrastination, I told her I would do them that she shouldn't bother.
Somehow, I had gone to play ball and had completely forgotten. I entered the house, freshened up and started watching TV. She sat there with me watching oo.
Brethren, it didn't dawn on me until she got up and walked towards the door. As she closed the door and bolted it, my heart cut. And because of me, the stubborn one, cane was an easy reach.
It was then I realised......

COMRADES, I think our parents, especially the mothers know us very well that's why they are called first teachers

EverydayTales:
Nigerian mums are actually wizards 😭
This one asked: “Who finished the meat?”
The children said no… but she still found a way to know who did it.
Is it intuition or just luck?
Have you ever caught your kids or been caught?
Let’s explore these peculiar Nigerian mum “genie powers” 👀
How them they do am?

Life when she don live past, why she no go know 😂😂😂😂

AZControversial:


I remember long ago my mom asked me wash the dishes. As the king of procrastination, I told her I would do them that she shouldn't bother.
Somehow, I had gone to play ball and had completely forgotten. I entered the house, freshened up and started watching TV. She sat there with me watching oo.
Brethren, it didn't dawn on me until she got up and walked towards the door. As she closed the door and bolted it, my heart cut. And because of me, the stubborn one, cane was an easy reach.
It was then I realised......

Soft parenting? What is that?

Gone are those days na iron shoe dem dey use beat person like say we be common criminals those iron shoe really moulded our characters unlike this Gen z ...those days na community dey Join hand beat you ...na your mama born you but na community get you so no misbehave

😂This is really true , very funny like the kind of pranks you see in Amakom Tv YouTube 🙈🤣🤩

Apcshit:
Nonsense topic,what is wrong with nairaland.com

Take your over serious life elsewhere, if you're depressed go get help... must you bring your life misfortunes here? We are happy people not a sadist like you....

Mariangeles:
Soft parenting? What is that?

Soft parenting ke?
Just one out of the many times I got into trouble with my mom.....
She just knew how and when to get me and damn, she was brutal.....

Call it mother's intuition. She knows her children

doctore212:
I carried an olosho come our family house during my uni days.

My mama just entered from market and said Woman dey this house and began to search around.

I fear my mama that day

Maybe she saw slippers or dem don hint am from outside.

otipoju:
Maybe she saw slippers or dem don hint am from outside.

I read somewhere that " the departure of the mother is the time a man (no matter his age) will feel the weight of life"

God bless our mothers

EverydayTales:
Nigerian mums are actually wizards 😭
This one asked: “Who finished the meat?”
The children said no… but she still found a way to know who did it.
Is it intuition or just luck?
Have you ever caught your kids or been caught?
Let’s explore these peculiar Nigerian mum “genie powers” 👀
How them they do am?

Rich man’s wife won’t ask her children who ate the mean?

When a child eats meat, don’t call it stealing. Check first if it’s due to deprivation, starvation or hunger

AZControversial:


I remember long ago my mom asked me to wash the dishes. As the king of procrastination, I told her I would do them that she shouldn't bother.
Somehow, I had gone to play ball and had completely forgotten. I entered the house, freshened up and started watching TV. She sat there with me watching oo.
Brethren, it didn't dawn on me until she got up and walked towards the door. As she closed the door and bolted it, my heart cut. And because of me, the stubborn one, cane was an easy reach.
It was then I realised......

Hahaha 😃😄

In that situation, my mum will ignore you completely until you are in bed.
Then she will slide into your room with any weapon ranging from broom, cutlass, shoe, cane or plank and then bolt the door behind her.

When she starts pummeling you, popsy will start banging on the door for her open the door.

When she opens the door, popsy will pretend to take her side by lending a hand and vroooom, you bolt out of the room. 🤣🤣

Were you ever flogged with a cutlass?

My mum was an expert on that. She won't cut you, just flog.

After the metal slaps your body about five times only, aboniki balm will be your companion for the next few days. 🤣😄

God Bless all the Good women on earth and Rip to the ones that we lost...Naija no easy.