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Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:37pm On Apr 06
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. remember.. I don talk am.. thank your stars πŸ˜‚

AZControversial:
😱😱😱😱😱
Please no vex. Just wanna ask.

What sin did you commit that warranted the bolded.... grin grin grin

Chai, I spoke too soon.
Now I understand why Mariangeles said what I experienced was soft parenting 🀦🏽....
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:38pm On Apr 06
Abi o.. tank que abeg grin

AbuAeesha:
It is an interesting topic, and you can see it from the comments.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:40pm On Apr 06
that one bold.. true true she do well πŸ˜‚...
but you self go turn to this Nigerian mum wey dey set better trap for im children o.. kai! πŸ˜‚

SisterAnn:
Your sin no pass say she send you message, you decided to ignore.

For we the girls, you went for an outing she told you not to.

It could be a birthday party. And you would've been saying it to her hearing that Agnes will be throwing a birthday party next week and you'd saying to her hearing all the fun you guys plan to have at the beach.

She'll pretend not to hear, afterall you didn't directly ask for her permission.

Then the D-Day came and you wake up early, quickly do all your house chores and even more, then get dressed for the party and then go to tell her you were leaving...

Only one word she'll tell you and won't repeat herself.. don't go! πŸ˜…

In your mind you'd be like, Dafuq? 😧 What's this woman talking abouthuh?

Don't go keh?

Then you be like but mummy I have told you about this since two weeks ago 😱😱

She won't even respond to you.

Then you storm out of her presence and decide to take the bulls by the horns. πŸ˜…

When you go and come back, you'll learn the hard way.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:43pm On Apr 06
uhmm! i see.. πŸ€”... from God be that o... uhmm.. MEN!.. una hear am?! 😜... wetin una do wey do no build this thing inside una.. right now.. i no be man or woman grin till e clear me
SisterAnn:
This should be like an inbuilt system for every mom, that's why our position in the family is more precious than any silver and gold.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:44pm On Apr 06
na one Nigerian mum be this grin
femi4:
They always leave clues behind....body language, antecedents, reverse psychology etc

Kids aint smart.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:47pm On Apr 06
na wetin dey encourage me for my country be this grin .. for every pessimist.. 5 optimist go rise! πŸ˜‚..
so.. hope dey for Nigeria abeg πŸ˜‚

tunary:
Very good. 🀣 🀣 🀣 Lollllllzzzzzzz
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:48pm On Apr 06
do wetin? shocked
this is one of those questions you don't answer grin

AZControversial:
grin grin

Abba. ...una sef too do
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:49pm On Apr 06
send me her phone no πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

AllBlack:
Help me ask my mama how she take know say I dey smoke. I nova even smoke for months oh and it was just a normal day.

This happened over 25 years ago but the shock still grips me.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 4:50pm On Apr 06
πŸ˜‚ i get grin

Mariangeles:
Not exactly.

What I meant by my comment was that your mum does not know the meaning of soft parenting. Hehehe
As in, it is not in her parenting dictionary.

You get? cheesy
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by ZaddyJ: 4:53pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
emm... sorry.. [coughs].. you say? πŸ€“ ... abi make the mothers even catch the fathers join πŸ˜‚... but sha.. if you get evidence.. share abeg.. for the sake of new borns πŸ˜‚
I use to have this cousin. Way back in the 90’s if his dad discovered defecation on his farm land and my cousin and his siblings are the suspects. He ( dad) will tell them all to be on a file( Queue) grin and match them towards the poop infested area, while I watched them the real culprit from behind. Whoever moved his head towards the part where the poop πŸ’© is will be fished out among them as being the culprit. grin
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 5:05pm On Apr 06
haa... that one makes sense dye! grin ... him papa follow collect the nigerian mum grace abeg.. but not many get this intuition o.. i mean men.. but surely men have their strength areas too.. and we are getting there very soon cool .. thanks for sharing.. smiley

ZaddyJ:
I use to have this cousin. Way back in the 90’s if his dad discovered defecation on his farm land and my cousin and his siblings are the suspects. He ( dad) will tell them all to be on a file( Queue) grin and match them towards the poop infested area, while I watched them the real culprit from behind. Whoever moved his head towards the part where the poop πŸ’© is will be fished out among them as being the culprit. grin
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by CJStarz: 5:11pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
eweeh!.. natural kwa? grin
Ah dey tells you bro.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by CJStarz: 5:11pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
careful o.. I be last born o.. I no send like that wink cheesy
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by SisterAnn(f): 5:52pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
that one bold.. true true she do well πŸ˜‚...
but you self go turn to this Nigerian mum wey dey set better trap for im children o.. kai! πŸ˜‚
My daughter was reading as I typed and she told me that I'm like my mum.

She said she used to be very angry inside her when I say "don't go"! πŸ˜ƒ

I told she's lucky that I do repeat and assert my "don't go", unlike my mum who would never repeat herself.

Hmmm.. e no easy aswear.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by SisterAnn(f): 5:54pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
uhmm! i see.. πŸ€”... from God be that o... uhmm.. MEN!.. una hear am?! 😜... wetin una do wey do no build this thing inside una.. right now.. i no be man or woman grin till e clear me
Mothers are great but fathers are the shield and fortress. Nothing can take their place!
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by SisterAnn(f): 5:56pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
eweeh!... If I know your mum.. Na ten times I go dey greet am pass everyday πŸ˜‚
Hahaha πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

She tried Sha.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by WahalaWitGrace: 6:28pm On Apr 06
chai!.. this place hot like fire o! cheesy ..
the thickness of motherhood at work.. not just mothers.. fathers too..
It takes two to shape..
you do well @everydaytales
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by AZControversial: 7:03pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. na who help you apply rob later.. sorry ehn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
grin
Rob ke?...
I dey dust am comot most times.......
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by Negro1986(m): 9:26pm On Apr 06
EverydayTales:
enhen.. will check it out.. you find same on Everyday Wahala Tales on YouTube too wink grin
Oh nice one I see , I have checked it out and subscribed too , please support Amakom Tv too on YouTube let us all grow together and make the world laugh together 😜πŸ₯³πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ™
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by AllBlack: 6:20am On Apr 07
EverydayTales:
send me her phone no πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
she has relocated. 6 feet
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 2:55am On Apr 08
cool I surrender

CJStarz:
Ah dey tells you bro.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 2:58am On Apr 08
For those wondering wetin make us remember this matter self πŸ˜„πŸ˜›.. na this chat o πŸ‘‡πŸ½


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqukMoQi7Y0

Follow reason am see.. πŸ˜€.. in deepest respects for our mothers esp. globally.. make other colors borrow sense 😁
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:00am On Apr 08
😜😜

CJStarz:
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:05am On Apr 08
πŸ˜ƒ .. issalie! You don turn your mama 😁but still softer sha because for your daughter to analyse your typing with you in this matter join.. walahi you softer πŸ˜….. my head for don swell from β€˜kondo’ smirking πŸ˜‚

It is well dear.. in all fairness, parenting is not easy and we can only agree when we become one πŸ€—

SisterAnn:
My daughter was reading as I typed and she told me that I'm like my mum.

She said she used to be very angry inside her when I say "don't go"! πŸ˜ƒ

I told she's lucky that I do repeat and assert my "don't go", unlike my mum who would never repeat herself.

Hmmm.. e no easy aswear.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:07am On Apr 08
No be lie 🫑

SisterAnn:
Mothers are great but fathers are the shield and fortress. Nothing can take their place!
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:11am On Apr 08
Sha ke? 😲 no be sha o.. her β€˜try’ go transcend generations.. no be you be this πŸ˜ƒπŸ€—

SisterAnn:
Hahaha πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

She tried Sha.
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:14am On Apr 08
Abi o.. na so we see am.. our parents are thick like that and the world must know it 😎. Thx

WahalaWitGrace:
chai!.. this place hot like fire o! cheesy ..
the thickness of motherhood at work.. not just mothers.. fathers too..
It takes two to shape..
you do well @everydaytales
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:18am On Apr 08
Haa 😲.. 😐..no vex.. i don transfer the sorry to your mama πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

AZControversial:
grin
Rob ke?...
I dey dust am comot most times.......
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:29am On Apr 08
Oh great! U garrit! βœ….. subscribing in the morning but no just that o.. the real growth is in community.. comment, like stuff.. be seen on people’s channel.. my head don ja scale tonight.. i just want sleep (past 3am) still try dey represent here.. but u go see me sha for that your channel in a few hours, follow represent back o 😎

πŸ“’πŸ“£ Those into fun content creations that intends to also help people with solutions while laughing.. me i dey on board o.. beep make me gather 😍.. we sub each other.. do collabs if relevant and we move πŸ’―

Negro1986:
Oh nice one I see , I have checked it out and subscribed too , please support Amakom Tv too on YouTube let us all grow together and make the world laugh together 😜πŸ₯³πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ™
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by EverydayTales(op): 3:33am On Apr 08
Ohw 😟.. my sincere condolences πŸ˜”πŸ™πŸΌ.

May she rest peaceful in God and you here live happily in Him too.

It is well πŸ˜‡

AllBlack:
she has relocated. 6 feet
Re: When A Nigerian Mum Wants To Catch You Ehn.. by Negro1986(m): 9:21pm On Apr 09
EverydayTales:
Oh great! U garrit! βœ….. subscribing in the morning but no just that o.. the real growth is in community.. comment, like stuff.. be seen on people’s channel.. my head don ja scale tonight.. i just want sleep (past 3am) still try dey represent here.. but u go see me sha for that your channel in a few hours, follow represent back o 😎

πŸ“’πŸ“£ Those into fun content creations that intends to also help people with solutions while laughing.. me i dey on board o.. beep make me gather 😍.. we sub each other.. do collabs if relevant and we move πŸ’―
Yes o bro , you are on point, that’s the spirit , we will get there soon πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸ’ͺ🏽
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