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This is what I expect US Navy to do, deploy warship and submarine to escort oil tankers/vessels to prove that Iran military is dead/defeated.

European countries don seize Russian oil tankers passing through their territorial waters claiming that those oil tankers are under sanctions.

Now, Russia decided to deploy warships & submarine to escort them. The Russian Navy broke the US naval blockade on Cuba last week.
Now, they're passing through British waters unopposed. Russia is now using her military to protect this commercial tankers.


🇷🇺🇬🇧 Russian frigate "Admiral Grigorovich" escorted two oil tankers through the English Channel

This comes after UK's Keir Starmer threatened to seize Russian ships if they attempted to pass through — now a slap in the face

No attempt was made to stop the frigate and the escorted tankers

I always predicted that NATO will crash the day Israel attack Turkey.

Free gift to Putin

izzou:
Nigerian Breweries dey hit 125 billion naira Revenue in one month.

Na 2 packs of Maltina PET bottle go touch them?

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8650933/otas-evbuomwan-under-fire-bigotted#139049597

Like wtf?

I cannot even call this bigotry.

This one has to be a different kind of hatred.

KingTom:

If any Nigerian company dashes you #5 sweet, just know that it means absolutely nothing to them.

izzou:

O gbefun. Hehehe.

Segedinho:

What a country

Haba Nigeria, who did we offend? pic.twitter.com/0blVcZ723B

— EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 (@ejykmykel1) April 9, 2026

See country man find himself 😢😢

Na you lose guard. The people wey dem born for America and Germany know how dey do am in utero.

BlueRayDick:
David Hudenyin Don dey move mad small small.....

small small? Hehehehe

afrodoc2:
Na you lose guard. The people wey dem born for America and Germany know how dey do am in utero.

Lols

afrodoc2:
small small? Hehehehe

Sometimes he will make sense and other times it would look as if his brain dey touch . I really don't know if he has gone mad full time or he's still doing madness internship ni.

BlueRayDick:
Sometimes he will make sense and other times it would look as if his brain dey touch . I really don't know if he has gone mad full time or he's still doing madness internship ni.

I don't know his situation but just know that few people go mad fully. The classical wearing nylon bag and rolling tire mad man is a minority.

I have seen a well-dressed guy that believed he was one of the 3 top gods of the universe and we his doctors and other humans were drain fish.
A few weeks later he was laughing at himself that how could he be a god when his own mother was human.
A few weeks after that he opened up his own abdomen with a butcher's knife because his fellow gods told him to do so.

This nigga priority dey always amuse me..

https://x.com/i/status/2042113797687505255

True True he been paid by anti West organization. If sees an opportunity he will Bin Laden or Shekau if they were still alive

BlueRayDick:
David Hudenyin Don dey move mad small small.....

afrodoc2:
I don't know his situation but just know that few people go mad fully. The classical wearing nylon bag and rolling tire mad man is a minority.

I have seen a well-dressed guy that believed he was one of the 3 top gods of the universe and we his doctors and other humans were drain fish.
A few weeks later he was laughing at himself that how could he be a god when his own mother was human.
A few weeks after that he opened up his own abdomen with a butcher's knife because his fellow gods told him to do so.

Hmmm....I get ur point that he might probably be mad already but only gets few moments of being lucid.

I mean few weeks ago he was talking about how Jehovah's Witness had messed up people's lives for decdes only to come out to permit blood transfusion now. He sounded normal and made a very good argument from his personal experience as one whose family was torn apart by JW's doctrines.

Before u say Jack Robinson he don quickly go back to his conspiracy theories spinning and all those crackhead permutations he's been making .

afrodoc2:
I don't know his situation but just know that few people go mad fully. The classical wearing nylon bag and rolling tire mad man is a minority.

I have seen a well-dressed guy that believed he was one of the 3 top gods of the universe and we his doctors and other humans were drain fish.
A few weeks later he was laughing at himself that how could he be a god when his own mother was human.
A few weeks after that he opened up his own abdomen with a butcher's knife because his fellow gods told him to do so.

Doc this one has gone fully mad nau

afrodoc2:
I don't know his situation but just know that few people go mad fully. The classical wearing nylon bag and rolling tire mad man is a minority.

Only people with Schizophrenia enter street. What we call Sokugo wandering disease in Africa. A Schizophrenic has an overactive pineal gland (the gland that puts limits on people and becomes active when you dream - hence in dreams, you do things beyond your brains normal limits like jumping from mountains). That's why a Schizophrenic enters traffic and can start waka from Lagos to Ibadan, he is in a constant dream state with no limits on what he thinks he can do. Schizophrenia unfortunately is a genetic disorder. Someone can be perfectly happy one day and his genetics kick in the next day to turn him Schizophrenic. It usually strikes only between the age of 17 to 35. If you have family genetic predisposition to Schizophrenia and make it past 35, chances are it won't strike you again.

Hundeyin is more of Bipolar disorder like Kanye which comes from changes to the brain after a long period of depression. They struggle with emotional regulation and allow emotions override logic too frequently and they start to misyarn. But they can look normal on a day to day apart from when they are in extreme mania states.

That's information for the house, not for you Doctor wey be senior man for these matters.

Ellexy:
Doc this one has gone fully mad nau

In between those wild episodes you fit dey discuss life issues with the guy make the guy dey give you solid suggestions.

afrodoc:
In between those wild episodes you fit dey discuss life issues with the guy make the guy dey give you solid suggestions.

Na their type dey dangerous pass, cos you fit let your guard down thinking they're normal and sane and the next minute they'll go crazy on you.

CrystalTiger:
This nigga priority dey always amuse me..

https://x.com/i/status/2042113797687505255

Don't blame tinubu

Militants saw Hormuz geng and decided to remind us all that they can fk up this fragile recovery.

It is what it is

GloriousGbola:
Don't blame tinubu

Militants saw Hormuz geng and decided to remind us all that they can fk up this fragile recovery.

It is what it is

There's a cold war brewing in that region.

Youth Groups are agitating about the Pipeline contract given to Tompolo.

According to the story, Tompolo cannot be chopping it alone. So let everybody protect their own pipeline.

Somebody shared a fake terror attack video this morning, and he was arrested this morning. I'm impressed

But when the bandits share their video, we begin to hear excuses.

Ibime:
Only people with Schizophrenia enter street. What we call Sokugo wandering disease in Africa. A Schizophrenic has an overactive pineal gland (the gland that puts limits on people and becomes active when you dream - hence in dreams, you do things beyond your brains normal limits like jumping from mountains). That's why a Schizophrenic enters traffic and can start waka from Lagos to Ibadan, he is in a constant dream state with no limits on what he thinks he can do. Schizophrenia unfortunately is a genetic disorder. Someone can be perfectly happy one day and his genetics kick in the next day to turn him Schizophrenic. It usually happens only between the age of 17 to 35.

Hundeyin is more of Bipolar disorder like Kanye which comes from changes to the brain after a long period of depression. They struggle with emotional regulation and allow emotions override logic too frequently and they start to misyarn. But they can look normal on a day to day apart from when they are in extreme mania states.

That's information for the house, not for you Doctor wey be senior man for these matters.

You are right to a point but not all the way.

That stark, raving psychosis that makes people enter street is more likely in Schizophrenia but it can also happen in some extreme psychotic phases of Bipolar or even more rarely Depression with psychotic features.

To further muddy the waters there is an illness that is neither fully Schizophrenia nor fully Bipolar called Schizoaffective Disorder. Those ones too fit enter street on a bad day.

Then there is a Cluster A personality disorder called Schizotypal Disorder. Those ones dey get magical thinking, odd beliefs, ideas of reference and consequent stray into paranoia. Those ones too fit enter road occasionally when water passes garri.

Ellexy:
Na their type dey dangerous pass, cos you fit let your guard down thinking they're normal and sane and the next minute they'll go crazy on you.

That is why I got made the initial post with BlueRayDick.
Someone can be normal for months or years but if it dey body, e dey body. And the first time might be terrible and without warning.

Opebi-Ojota bridge is 4.2km and cost 279 Billion naira.

Yes, 279 Billion naira.

There's nothing we won't read in this country

afrodoc:
You are right to a point but not all the way.

That stark, raving psychosis that makes people enter street is more likely in Schizophrenia but it can also happen in some extreme psychotic phases of Bipolar or even more rarely Depression with psychotic features.

To further muddy the waters there is an illness that is neither fully Schizophrenia nor fully Bipolar called Schizoaffective Disorder. Those ones too fit enter street on a bad day.

Then there is a Cluster A personality disorder called Schizotypal Disorder. Those ones dey get magical thinking, odd beliefs, ideas of reference and consequent stray into paranoia. Those ones too fit enter road occasionally when water passes garri.

You are right. I personally count Schizoaffective disorder under Schizophrenia. We have family friends from South Africa. They have 3 sons. Their middle son killed himself at 18 in the week when Schizophrenia hit him. He was still partially lucid enough to know he doesn't want a life of Schizophrenia and offed himself. At that point his elder brother had started mumbling to himself, which looks like a depressive disorder. Two years later the Junior brother developed Schizoaffective disorder at 17 years old. With all this pain, their mother now has Bipolar disorder due to the depression from all this misery and her Bipolar has developed into serious mania wey done reach to enter street if she wasn't being regularly hospitalised. I yarn with their Popsie regularly (who is my fathers friend). The man has borne so much loss, and all the genetic predisposition to Schizophrenia is coming from his wife's genes which has wiped out his whole line. The man is fairly stoic despite all the loss which he attributes to slight autism which protects him from being overly emotional about things.

Ibime:
You are right. I personally count Schizoaffective disorder under Schizophrenia. We have family friends from South Africa. They have 3 sons. Their middle son killed himself at 18 in the week when Schizophrenia hit him. He was still partially lucid enough to know he doesn't want a life of Schizophrenia and offed himself. At that point his elder brother had started mumbling to himself, which looks like a depressive disorder. Two years later the Junior brother developed Schizoaffective disorder at 17 years old. With all this pain, their mother now has Bipolar disorder due to the depression from all this misery and her Bipolar has developed into serious mania wey done reach to enter street if she wasn't being regularly hospitalised. I yarn with their Popsie regularly (who is my fathers friend). The man has borne so much loss, and all the genetic predisposition to Schizophrenia is coming from his wife's genes which has wiped out his whole line. The man is fairly stoic despite all the loss which he attributes to slight autism which protects him from being overly emotional about things.

That’s a tough story.

Our elders that used to inquire about mental illness in families before sanctioning marriage were not sleeping on duty.

Also, if anything it is pineal under-activity that is linked to Schizophrenia. The main issue though is with Dopamine which is nothing to do with the pineal gland.

izzou:

Smack down.

A Nigerian want to advice Americans..

Wonders !!

izzou:
Opebi-Ojota bridge is 4.2km and cost 279 Billion naira.

Yes, 279 Billion naira.

There's nothing we won't read in this country

na wa ooo

well na julius berger

izzou:
Opebi-Ojota bridge is 4.2km and cost 279 Billion naira.

Yes, 279 Billion naira.

There's nothing we won't read in this country

The way Sanwoolu government take steal money for Lagos while doing the barest minimum ehn..... It is well.

Ibime:
You are right. I personally count Schizoaffective disorder under Schizophrenia. We have family friends from South Africa. They have 3 sons. Their middle son killed himself at 18 in the week when Schizophrenia hit him. He was still partially lucid enough to know he doesn't want a life of Schizophrenia and offed himself. At that point his elder brother had started mumbling to himself, which looks like a depressive disorder. Two years later the Junior brother developed Schizoaffective disorder at 17 years old. With all this pain, their mother now has Bipolar disorder due to the depression from all this misery and her Bipolar has developed into serious mania wey done reach to enter street if she wasn't being regularly hospitalised. I yarn with their Popsie regularly (who is my fathers friend). The man has borne so much loss, and all the genetic predisposition to Schizophrenia is coming from his wife's genes which has wiped out his whole line. The man is fairly stoic despite all the loss which he attributes to slight autism which protects him from being overly emotional about things.

If the man was a Nigerian based in Nigeria, I believe he would've attempted to father other children outside wedlock the moment he discovered all his kids from his wife have different mental illnesses.

But why did America Embassy shut their Abuja office, cancel visa interview appointments and issue travel advisory for their citizens in Nigeria?

Do they know something we don't know and they aren't telling us?

BlueRayDick:
David Hudenyin Don dey move mad small small.....

Don dey abi he is full fledged