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Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by SmartPolician: 7:32am On Apr 30
AIwahalaa:
This is going to be tough for us, active members
Go and do something meaningful with your life. Your umbilical cord was not buried on this forum.
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by press9jatv(m): 7:33am On Apr 30
Great. I can see some changes here
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by cr7lomo: 7:36am On Apr 30
AIwahalaa:
This is going to be tough for us, active members
U no get work??
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by SeeWahala: 7:36am On Apr 30
MartinCorridon:
Why did you run yesterday? grin

You see say no be all of us dey Upperiwerrka ? angry
DomPonyonyon was showing me weather app where he set Germany as his location and switched to airplane mode to hide the Glo network he's managing with 100mb in Oshogbo grin

Hahaha 🤣😂 just like how his partner Burob was showing me screenshots lifted from an innocent persons Facebook to make me believe he was in Miami 🤗

Lolz 🤭 and he's happy thinking I'm a Batist 🦇 That has no medulla like his colleagues in APC grin
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by FutureFocus: 7:38am On Apr 30
Ok, thanks for letting us know .🙏
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by Samueltemi337(m): 7:38am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
How are you gonna compensate us?
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by Samueltemi337(m): 7:39am On Apr 30
AIwahalaa:
This is going to be tough for us, active members
Active member with 5 posts
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by PrinceNEMEREM: 7:39am On Apr 30
Fuckyoumod:
That's too long. 1 hour?
I'm gonna lose over 22 million naira in 1 hour?

Please make it 20 minutes
Are you seriously kidding right nowhuh? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by Chimaobi302(m): 7:40am On Apr 30
😎💯
Thank for the info.
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by greatseed: 7:40am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
The president Commader in chief of Nairaland 👍

Message acknowledged
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by MartinCorridon: 7:40am On Apr 30
Oh. this is your response? grin

Now I understand your frustration. My K9 can NEVER even be on your level.

Enjoy your umuahia cheesy


SeeWahala:
DomPonyonyon was showing me weather app where he set Germany as his location and switched to airplane mode to hide the Glo network he's managing with 100mb in Oshogbo grin

Hahaha 🤣😂 just like how his partner Burob was showing me screenshots lifted from an innocent persons Facebook to make me believe he was in Miami 🤗

Lolz 🤭 and he's happy thinking I'm a Batist 🦇 That has no medulla like his colleagues in APC grin
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by Okortor: 7:40am On Apr 30
This morning, around what time would it be? Thanks Seun
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by anonimi: 7:41am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
Thanks for the heads up..............................it would be great however to know what the approximate time would be.
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by SeeWahala: 7:41am On Apr 30
MartinCorridon:
Oh. this is your response? grin

Now I understand your frustration. My K9 can NEVER even be on your level.

Enjoy your umuahia cheesy
Hahaha 🤣😂 DomPonyonyon in Oshogbo wants to use photoCHOP to bamboozle his daddy 🤗

Go sleep for corner jare 😏
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by orikoku: 9:15am On Apr 30
Is more than an hour ooo. Seun pay us for inconvenience.
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by Flangelo12: 9:15am On Apr 30
You're now telling me this, abi?

huh
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by bmd1010: 9:16am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
Shey wen u return ur banner ad price would have reduced?
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by tgmservice: 9:18am On Apr 30
Who cares
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by tgmservice: 9:18am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
who cares
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by saintbillion(m): 9:19am On Apr 30
Lol. But nothing changed na
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by AirBere: 9:20am On Apr 30
cr7lomo:
U no get work??
E reach to ask lol 😆
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by JoeEeL(m): 9:26am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
What do you mean by this morning?

No specific time? Omo, this guy... Why cant u nigerians just be professional in things? What do you just mean this morning?

U sure know international visitors frequent this site. Will it be their morning too?

Omo enh.
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by Josywhyte: 9:27am On Apr 30
Next time,your maintenance should be done at midnight so your customers enjoy your service from morning. Take note
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by JoeEeL(m): 9:28am On Apr 30
AgentnairaIand:
Seun, someone cannot express himself or herself again. Any small word like this attract 30min ban. List out all your unacceptable words or statements someone should avoid using rather than giving someone unnecessary 30 min ban
Dont explain to them. Cant u see the site is becoming abandoned?

They will learn later. Make them continue
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by africanusvu(m): 9:29am On Apr 30
AIwahalaa:
This is going to be tough for us, active members
Good opportunity to go look for job niggar
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by MartinCorridon: 9:38am On Apr 30
Daddy ? Na una dey chant Yes Daddy

Leave the ruling to us. Tinubu till 2031. cheesy

You can't even shorten his tenure for a second


SeeWahala:
Hahaha 🤣😂 DomPonyonyon in Oshogbo wants to use photoCHOP to bamboozle his daddy 🤗

Go sleep for corner jare 😏

Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by DenreleDave(m): 9:40am On Apr 30
Gotocourt:
Na to enter Quora, Reddit cheesy
as if you get data


shrimp pretending to be a shark grin grin
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by DenreleDave(m): 9:41am On Apr 30
JoeEeL:
Dont explain to them. Cant u see the site is becoming abandoned?

They will learn later. Make them continue
yet you never abandon am grin grin
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by SeeWahala: 9:42am On Apr 30
MartinCorridon:
Daddy ? Na una dey chant Yes Daddy

Leave the ruling to us. Tinubu till 2031. cheesy

You can't even shorten his tenure for a second
See this joker 😂

See, I just went into my phone settings to configure my location to show I am in USA 🤗

My own even dey more realistic than your own 😆 at least my network 🛜 dey on 😏

See who wan use Photoshop whine me grin

Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by MartinCorridon:
We know you can't EVER leave Nigeria nah

SeeWahala:
See this joker 😂

See, I just went into my phone settings to configure my location to show I am in USA 🤗

My own even dey more realistic than your own 😆 at least my network 🛜 dey on 😏

See who wan use Photoshop whine me grin
Bring another excuse. grin hungry boy

Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by SeeWahala: 10:00am On Apr 30
MartinCorridon:
We know you can't EVER leave Nigeria nah



Bring another excuse. grin hungry boy
See you 😄 you think I'm like you that poverty and hopelessness made you sell your father land and escape from your APC Nigeria?

Hahaha 🤣😂

Me? I'm a billionaire from Anambra cheesy why should I travel and be a servant washing nyasch in Germany like you? tongue
Re: Nairaland Short Downtime by MMempire(m): 10:13am On Apr 30
Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We will be down for between 10 minutes and 1 hour this morning for routine maintenance.

Please bear with us.
Nairaland should not be having downtime.
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