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You are welcome to join the African Church of Alhaji who has the slippers, the mat, the kettle, the tes b and the JuJu sandbox that can see all things on Earth.

Beckon to Alhaji to solve your problem.

Alhaji is your leader.

Once you have read this, you are Alhaji disciple forever.

Ogingbormutu gbim gnim gnim

Alhaji has the mat and slippers.

ALHAJIJUJU:
Alhaji is your leader.

I guess I am now your slave, my master.

What would you bid I do?

budaatum:
I guess I am now your slave, my master.

What would you bid I do?

You are welcome to Alhaji cult and coven.

It is good you have the honour as the first disciple.

Start saying mantra of the spirit:

I am joining in the spirit
Joining with the fauna

Joining the coven
Of Alhaji with the slippers.

After each mantra you must say:
For Alhaji has the mat and slippers

The reward is that Alhaji will guide you and reveal things to you and give you power in world

For Alhaji has the sandbox that sees all things

Yippee, I am first disciple!

I have started saying the mantra of the spirit, and trust me to never ever lie.

Please let me know when I will be guided and when I'll receive the revelations, please. I'd like to set time aside so they don't miss me.

So you haven't stopped taking that stuff shey?🤔
I just dey pity your people?😟

budaatum:
I guess I am now your slave, my master.

What would you bid I do?

Do you commit to your role as First Disciple of the African Church of Alhaji of the Mat?

ALHAJIJUJU:
Do you commit to your role as First Disciple of the African Church of Alhaji of the Mat?

What would my role be as First Disciple of the African Church of Alhaji of the Mat?

I need to know so I can completely commit.

@ALHAJIJUJU, please let's strike a deal, this is cool business.

My bank account is available to be used as treasury

paxonel:
@ALHAJIJUJU, please let's strike a deal, this is cool business.

My bank account is available to be used as treasury

You are welcome to the African Spiritual Church of Alhaji of the Mat.

If you are willing to come to swear an oath with a pig leg at our shrine , no problem.

budaatum:
What would my role be as First Disciple of the African Church of Alhaji of the Mat?

I need to know so I can completely commit.

Your role, prime minister of the movement.

As follows

As the chief whip of other disciples

As the spy master of church

As a researcher of church

As a winner of souls for the church

You are required to confirm within seven days and we conduct pig leg and chicken neck ritual to seal role

Role is for life not negotiable

MaxInDHouse:
So you haven't stopped taking that stuff shey?🤔
I just dey pity your people?😟

Come and join us, we will give your relief from that problem that has been doing you.

Alhaji knows

Your are very poor, problem of finance

You have problem with woman and problem in bed

You have problem with work and even in your church

Come to Alhaji of the mat and slippers and with African sandbox we resolve your problem

ALHAJIJUJU:
Your role, prime minister of the movement.

As follows

As the chief whip of the movement

As the spy master of the movement

As a researcher of the movement

As a winner of souls for the church

You are required to confirm within seven days and we conduct pig leg and chicken neck ritual to seal the role

The role is for life non negotiable

Chief whip, spy master, researcher of the movement, winner of souls, for life, is quite a lot of work! But you at least did not include 'saviour of the souls'.

Please, what is the budget for all this work?

And is it a paying position?

budaatum:
Chief whip, spy master, researcher of the movement, winner of souls, for life, is quite a lot of work! But you at least did not include 'saviour of the souls'.

Please, what is the budget for all this work?

And is it a paying position?

Of course there is payment from Mat

ALHAJIJUJU:
Come and join us, we will give your relief from that problem that has been doing you.
Alhaji knows. Your are very poor, problem of finance. You have problem with woman and problem in bed. You have problem with work and even in your church . Come to Alhaji of the mat and slippers and with African sandbox we resolve your problem

You sabi joke no be small!🙂

MaxInDHouse:
You sabi joke no be small!🙂

Dont allow us to send the slippers to slap you.
Join now and drop all resistance.

Command from mat.

ALHAJIJUJU:
Of course there is payment from Mat

How much payment, please?

ALHAJIJUJU:
Dont allow us.

How many of you are into this stuff?

Just asking to know how many mothers the hard substance has turned to sadists due to unwholesome gathering.🤔

MaxInDHouse:
How many of you are into this stuff?

Just asking to know how many mothers the hard substance has turned to sadists due to unwholesome gathering.🤔

We are legion

budaatum:
How much payment, please?

First disciple will collect twenty percent cent of revenue

And one black chicken

And one red goat

One frog leg

And one tail of an Indian rat

Alhaji has the mat and slippers

Now are you in or out

Speak fast because mob is angry to attack you for delay spiritually

ALHAJIJUJU:
We are legion

Ọmọ nah k0l0 you dey o, better seek the help of real spiritualists before it's too late!🙂

This thread 😅

cornelboy:
This thread 😅

After sitting before the TV screen inside his single room apartment watching the Nollywood dramas he came to Nairaland claiming nonsense and the funniest part is telling me that he has juju while i was just passing by o.
To them everyone is misinformed and fearful churchgoers that'll start casting demons online if they say something repulsive to threaten them.😂

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ no k0l0 you dey o, better seek the help of real spiritualists before it's too late!🙂

A bat will bite you this night

cornelboy:
This thread 😅

Repeat after me: Alhaji has the Mat and Slippers.

Are you ready to come to Alhaji?

Resolution of all problems.

Magic biro and handkerchief.

Spend money and it returns to your account immediately.

Commanding tone medicine.

All these and more.

ALHAJIJUJU:
A bat will bite you this night

Soak plenty garri and drink with ẹ̀pà i'm 100% certain that you'll be OK!

budaatum:
How much payment, please?

.
Alhaji provides payment with -
.
Magic handkerchiefs and biros..

Love potion

Commanding tone medicine

Do as I say JuJu..

Spend money and it returns to your account
.
Make your Oga or madam your slave...

Make people afraid of you

And many more

Verily, Alhaji has the Mat and he has the slippers

MaxInDHouse:
Soak plenty garri and drink with ẹ̀pà i'm 100% certain that you'll be OK!

Come and meet us in Sagamu for initiation

ALHAJIJUJU:
Come and meet us in Sagamu for initiation.

You will be well!😂

MaxInDHouse:
You will be well!😂

This is not a joke. Alhaji has the mat and slippers.

You can get:

Magic handkerchiefs and biros..

Love potion

Commanding tone medicine

Do as I say JuJu..

Spend money and it returns to your account
.
Make your Oga or madam your slave...

Make people afraid of you

And many more

Verily, Alhaji has the Mat and he has the slippers

Errrr Alhaji of the Mat

Can you assist me with your Commanding Tone Medicine and Do as I say medicine. What is the price. Also what does your magic handkerchief and biro do.

ALHAJIJUJU:
This is not a joke. Alhaji has the mat and slippers.
You can get:
Magic handkerchiefs and biros..
Love potion
Commanding tone medicine
Do as I say JuJu..
Spend money and it returns to your account
.Make your Oga or madam your slave...
Make people afraid of you
And many more
Verily, Alhaji has the Mat and he has the slippers

Go and distribute to your family, start with your own wife and children then your brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, aunties and everyone in your village if you do so there is no need for advert people from all over the world will come to you without asking them!😂

ALHAJIJUJU:
Repeat after me: Alhaji has the Mat and Slippers.

Are you ready to come to Alhaji?

Resolution of all problems.

Magic biro and handkerchief.

Spend money and it returns to your account immediately.

Commanding tone medicine.

All these and more.

Madt man