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| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:04pm On May 06 |
MaxInDHouse:Alhaji is on a mission to the world, i am sent for your benefit. With the mat and slippers. Kettle and tes b Senegalese and cap Verily, I know your struggle in your cult of Jehovahs witnesses. That is a verily cult as well that is why they are running from blood. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:06pm On May 06 |
Jegheter:You are not afraid to insult Alhaji? Dont you know that Alhaji has powers from the sea and the air and from the dwarfs of the forest? The verily wicked dwarfs who serve great dwarf with long ears and long tail and deep holes in ground? We give you the chance to apologize. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:08pm On May 06 |
terrezo2002 well done for sharing our invitation. Come and settle down and choose what powers of the underworld you wish to have for yourself. Verily, Alhaji has the mat and slippers Choose wisely, you can have love potion, commanding tone, do as I say medicine, and much more. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:12pm On May 06 |
You no get family? Your family no dey this world? Guy charity begins at home o!😂 ALHAJIJUJU: |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Jegheter: 4:15pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Shut up abeg. Go back to ur coven and ask bout me. U will understand. My powers are greater and larger than urs. Go and find out boy |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:17pm On May 06*. Modified: 7:03pm On May 06 |
Jegheter:Jegheter! I call you with the blood of a black cockerel. Answer the summons by midnight. Your destiny is before the council of wizards. Verily! We have the mat and slippers. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:24pm On May 06 |
MaxInDHouse:Ogbonosgbobirinima! Shanlaga! Shanlaga!! Shanlaga!!! Now, tell us what problem you need solved. Verily, Alhaji has the mat and slippers. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:34pm On May 06 |
You don miss road!🤔 To scam people your first move should be philosophy that is what you need to study first so that by the time you have good grades in philosophy you will be able to read people's minds by merely reading their comments. You should have read my comments first to know the type of person you are talking to not just concluding with the little you know about Jehovah's Witnesses. We are not carried away with worldly pleasures and materials things unlike your Muslim or church people. So humble yourself and learn whatever you want to do the first thing is to learn not just jumping like a frog thinking everyone is seeking worldly things.🙂 ALHAJIJUJU: |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:42pm On May 06 |
MaxInDHouse:We know of your frustration with money, in job and in bed, and your family problems, we are fully briefed and aware concerning even that particular matter that you have been keeping a secret. Stop wasting time with grammar and come to the mat for assistance. Otherwise we curse your pride and send frog and bat and snake into your bed. Lo and verily! Alhaji has the Mat and slippers! |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:02pm On May 06 |
Senegalese sense in Nigeria!😂 ALHAJIJUJU: |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 5:37pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Let me invite you to the One who has all powers in heaven and on earth. Why are you settling for only may and slippers when real powers are available. Besides, I belong to a kingdom above. What am I looking for in the underworld. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 5:49pm On May 06 |
terrezo2002:And who is this one who has all powers? Lo! And verily! You know not the impact and power of the mat and slippers! If ye knoweth it, tell it now. Shangalaga! |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 6:18pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Mat and slippers belongs to the ground. They are something people step on. That means I step on your powers. Why are you advertising what should be under my foot? "Behold, I have given you⁺ the authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions, and on all the power of the enemy, and nothing will injure you" - Luke 10:19 |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 6:55pm On May 06 |
terrezo2002:THE REVELATION OF THE MAT 1.1. The light and magic of the Mat, given to the one messenger, who hath journeyed far in the spirit to receive, and for his journey We named him Alhaji of the Mat 1:2. The spirit of magic resides in the intangible, and behold, We have given a magical sign to Alhaji 1:3. And he is thus Alhaji of the Mat 1.4. He journeyed with magical slippers which We provided him 1.5. Magical slippers from Earth to the Heaven and Back to the Earth, from Earth to the underworld and back to the Earth. 1.6. Wherefore hath he seen and known all the mysteries of the air, of the sky, of the deep and of the sea 1.7: And whence We commend him to you as our special envoy, behold, he has the Mat and the Slippers, and lo, these are magical things. So as you have scripture, we also have our scripture and I am sharing the opening lines with you. So that you know that the mat and slippers is not the ordinary one you described. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 7:04pm On May 06 |
Jegheter! I call you with the blood of a black cockerel. Answer the summons by midnight. Your destiny is before the council of wizards. Verily! We have the mat and slippers. I am waiting at midnight. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 7:48pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU: LOLThe fact still remains that slippers and mat are supposed to be under my feet. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 7:52pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Y didn't u get a job? Y choose to scam people? Me sef I'm waiting for u midnight I will eat u raw. Make sure u show up |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 7:53pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Amy and slippers wey dey under my feet steady .U don't know the One with all the powers |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 7:53pm On May 06 |
terrezo2002:"Speak not evil of the Mat, neither belittle the magic thereof" - Revelation of the Mat 6:66 |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 7:55pm On May 06 |
Nelochukwu: Nelochukwu:Brainwashed by foreign religion, why not adopt something original to Africa. Lo! He of the Mat is waiting for you by 12. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 8:01pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Iz cause u don't know ur history . Let's talk about all this at midnight I'll remind u 🤡 |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 8:03pm On May 06 |
Nelochukwu:I am coming to the meeting with black snake and two dwarfs |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 9:04pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:It is not evil speaking, but the truth. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 9:37pm On May 06 |
terrezo2002:Haram |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by budaatum: 10:20pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:So, everyone will pay you first then you will pay me? Okay, I agree. Can I assume some of those "mob is angry to attack you for delay spiritually" have already paid you? Please let me know the payment frequency. |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 10:24pm On May 06 |
budaatum:U not showing seriousness. u went for many days without permit. And u not ending yours response with "Alhaji has the mat and slippers" |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by budaatum: 10:27pm On May 06 |
Everybody! Say the mantra of the Alhaji of the Mat with the Slippers. I need to get paid! ALHAJIJUJU: |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by budaatum: 10:28pm On May 06 |
ALHAJIJUJU:Haba! You gave me 5 days to respond na! E no even reach 3! "Alhaji has the mat and slippers". |
| Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 1:06am On May 07 |
ALHAJIJUJU:You this boy. Ave been waiting for u at the East gate. Ur wings lost ![]() Haaa u fall my hand ooo. |
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