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Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:04pm On May 06
MaxInDHouse:
Go and distribute to your family, start with your own wife and children then your brothers, sisters, cousins, uncles, aunties and everyone in your village if you do so there is no need for advert people from all over the world will come to you without asking them!😂
Alhaji is on a mission to the world, i am sent for your benefit.
With the mat and slippers.
Kettle and tes b
Senegalese and cap

Verily, I know your struggle in your cult of Jehovahs witnesses. That is a verily cult as well that is why they are running from blood.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:06pm On May 06
Jegheter:
Madt man
You are not afraid to insult Alhaji?

Dont you know that Alhaji has powers from the sea and the air and from the dwarfs of the forest?
The verily wicked dwarfs who serve great dwarf with long ears and long tail and deep holes in ground?

We give you the chance to apologize.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:08pm On May 06
terrezo2002 well done for sharing our invitation.

Come and settle down and choose what powers of the underworld you wish to have for yourself.

Verily, Alhaji has the mat and slippers

Choose wisely, you can have love potion, commanding tone, do as I say medicine, and much more.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:12pm On May 06
You no get family?
Your family no dey this world?
Guy charity begins at home o!😂
ALHAJIJUJU:
Alhaji is on a mission to the world, i am sent for your benefit.
With the mat and slippers.
Kettle and tes b
Senegalese and cap
Verily, I know your struggle in your cult of Jehovahs witnesses. That is a verily cult as well that is why they are running from blood.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Jegheter: 4:15pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
You are not afraid to insult Alhaji?

Dont you know that Alhaji has powers from the sea and the air and from the dwarfs of the forest?
The verily wicked dwarfs who serve great dwarf with long ears and long tail and deep holes in ground?

We give you the chance to apologize.
Shut up abeg. Go back to ur coven and ask bout me. U will understand. My powers are greater and larger than urs. Go and find out boy
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op):
Jegheter:
Shut up abeg. Go back to ur coven and ask bout me. U will understand. My powers are greater and larger than urs. Go and find out boy
Jegheter!

I call you with the blood of a black cockerel.

Answer the summons by midnight.

Your destiny is before the council of wizards.

Verily! We have the mat and slippers.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:24pm On May 06
MaxInDHouse:
You no get family?
Your family no dey this world?
Guy charity begins at home o!😂
Ogbonosgbobirinima!
Shanlaga!
Shanlaga!!
Shanlaga!!!

Now, tell us what problem you need solved.

Verily, Alhaji has the mat and slippers.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:34pm On May 06
You don miss road!🤔

To scam people your first move should be philosophy that is what you need to study first so that by the time you have good grades in philosophy you will be able to read people's minds by merely reading their comments.

You should have read my comments first to know the type of person you are talking to not just concluding with the little you know about Jehovah's Witnesses. We are not carried away with worldly pleasures and materials things unlike your Muslim or church people.

So humble yourself and learn whatever you want to do the first thing is to learn not just jumping like a frog thinking everyone is seeking worldly things.🙂
ALHAJIJUJU:
Ogbonosgbobirinima!
Shanlaga!
Shanlaga!!
Shanlaga!!!
Now, tell us what problem you need solved.
Verily, Alhaji has the mat and slippers.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 4:42pm On May 06
MaxInDHouse:
You don miss road!🤔

To scam people your first move should be philosophy that is what you need to study first so that by the time you have good grades in philosophy you will be able to read people's minds by merely reading their comments.

You should have read my comments first to know the type of person you are talking to not just concluding with the little you know about Jehovah's Witnesses. We are not carried away with worldly pleasures and materials things unlike your Muslim or church people.

So humble yourself and learn whatever you want to do the first thing is to learn not just jumping like a frog thinking everyone is seeking worldly things.🙂
We know of your frustration with money, in job and in bed, and your family problems, we are fully briefed and aware concerning even that particular matter that you have been keeping a secret.

Stop wasting time with grammar and come to the mat for assistance.

Otherwise we curse your pride and send frog and bat and snake into your bed.
Lo and verily! Alhaji has the Mat and slippers!
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:02pm On May 06
Senegalese sense in Nigeria!😂
ALHAJIJUJU:
We know of your frustration with money, in job and in bed, and your family problems, we are fully briefed and aware concerning even that particular matter that you have been keeping a secret.
Stop wasting time with grammar and come to the mat for assistance.
Otherwise we curse your pride and send frog and bat and snake into your bed.
Lo and verily! Alhaji has the Mat and slippers!
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 5:37pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
terrezo200 well done for sharing our invitation.

Come and settle down and choose what powers of the underworld you wish to have for yourself.

Verily, Alhaji has the mat and slippers

Choose wisely, you can have love potion, commanding tone, do as I say medicine, and much more.
Let me invite you to the One who has all powers in heaven and on earth. Why are you settling for only may and slippers when real powers are available.
Besides, I belong to a kingdom above. What am I looking for in the underworld.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 5:49pm On May 06
terrezo2002:
Let me invite you to the One who has all powers in heaven and on earth. Why are you settling for only may and slippers when real powers are available.
Besides, I belong to a kingdom above. What am I looking for in the underworld.
And who is this one who has all powers?

Lo!
And verily!
You know not the impact and power of the mat and slippers!

If ye knoweth it, tell it now.

Shangalaga!
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 6:18pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
And who is this one who has all powers?

Lo!
And verily!
You know not the impact and power of the mat and slippers!

If ye knoweth it, tell it now.

Shangalaga!
Mat and slippers belongs to the ground. They are something people step on. That means I step on your powers.
Why are you advertising what should be under my foot?
"Behold, I have given you⁺ the authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions, and on all the power of the enemy, and nothing will injure you" - Luke 10:19
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 6:55pm On May 06
terrezo2002:
Mat and slippers belongs to the ground. They are something people step on. That means I step on your powers.
Why are you advertising what should be under my foot?
"Behold, I have given you⁺ the authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions, and on all the power of the enemy, and nothing will injure you" - Luke 10:19
THE REVELATION OF THE MAT

1.1. The light and magic of the Mat, given to the one messenger, who hath journeyed far in the spirit to receive, and for his journey We named him Alhaji of the Mat

1:2. The spirit of magic resides in the intangible, and behold, We have given a magical sign to Alhaji

1:3. And he is thus Alhaji of the Mat

1.4. He journeyed with magical slippers which We provided him

1.5. Magical slippers from Earth to the Heaven and Back to the Earth, from Earth to the underworld and back to the Earth.

1.6. Wherefore hath he seen and known all the mysteries of the air, of the sky, of the deep and of the sea

1.7: And whence We commend him to you as our special envoy, behold, he has the Mat and the Slippers, and lo, these are magical things.

So as you have scripture, we also have our scripture and I am sharing the opening lines with you. So that you know that the mat and slippers is not the ordinary one you described.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 7:04pm On May 06
Jegheter!

I call you with the blood of a black cockerel.

Answer the summons by midnight.

Your destiny is before the council of wizards.

Verily! We have the mat and slippers.

I am waiting at midnight.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 7:48pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
THE REVELATION OF THE MAT

1.1. The light and magic of the Mat, given to the one messenger, who hath journeyed far in the spirit to receive, and for his journey We named him Alhaji of the Mat

1:2. The spirit of magic resides in the intangible, and behold, We have given a magical sign to Alhaji

1:3. And he is thus Alhaji of the Mat

1.4. He journeyed with magical slippers which We provided him

1.5. Magical slippers from Earth to the Heaven and Back to the Earth, from Earth to the underworld and back to the Earth.

1.6. Wherefore hath he seen and known all the mysteries of the air, of the sky, of the deep and of the sea

1.7: And whence We commend him to you as our special envoy, behold, he has the Mat and the Slippers, and lo, these are magical things.

So as you have scripture, we also have our scripture and I am sharing the opening lines with you. So that you know that the mat and slippers is not the ordinary one you described.
cheesy grin LOL
The fact still remains that slippers and mat are supposed to be under my feet.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 7:52pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
Jegheter!

I call you with the blood of a black cockerel.

Answer the summons by midnight.

Your destiny is before the council of wizards.

Verily! We have the mat and slippers.
Y didn't u get a job? Y choose to scam people? Me sef I'm waiting for u midnight I will eat u raw. Make sure u show up
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 7:53pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
And who is this one who has all powers?

Lo!
And verily!
You know not the impact and power of the mat and slippers!

If ye knoweth it, tell it now.

Shangalaga!
Amy and slippers wey dey under my feet steady undecided.

U don't know the One with all the powers shocked. The God of Adam and Enoch?
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 7:53pm On May 06
terrezo2002:
cheesy grin LOL
The fact still remains that slippers and mat are supposed to be under my feet.
"Speak not evil of the Mat, neither belittle the magic thereof" -
Revelation of the Mat 6:66
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 7:55pm On May 06
Nelochukwu:
Y didn't u get a job? Y choose to scam people? Me sef I'm waiting for u midnight I will eat u raw. Make sure u show up
Nelochukwu:
Amy and slippers wey dey under my feet steady undecided.

U don't know the One with all the powers shocked. The God of Adam and Enoch?
Brainwashed by foreign religion, why not adopt something original to Africa.

Lo! He of the Mat is waiting for you by 12.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 8:01pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
Brainwashed by foreign religion, why not adopt something original to Africa.

Lo! He of the Mat is waiting for you by 12.
Iz cause u don't know ur history grin.

Let's talk about all this at midnight

I'll remind u

🤡
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 8:03pm On May 06
Nelochukwu:
Iz cause u don't know ur history grin.

Let's talk about all this at midnight

I'll remind u

🤡
I am coming to the meeting with black snake and two dwarfs
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by terrezo2002(m): 9:04pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
"Speak not evil of the Mat, neither belittle the magic thereof" -
Revelation of the Mat 6:66
It is not evil speaking, but the truth.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 9:37pm On May 06
terrezo2002:
It is not evil speaking, but the truth.
Haram
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by budaatum: 10:20pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
First disciple will collect twenty percent cent of revenue

And one black chicken

And one red goat

One frog leg

And one tail of an Indian rat

Alhaji has the mat and slippers

Now are you in or out

Speak fast because mob is angry to attack you for delay spiritually
So, everyone will pay you first then you will pay me?

Okay, I agree.

Can I assume some of those "mob is angry to attack you for delay spiritually" have already paid you?

Please let me know the payment frequency.
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by ALHAJIJUJU(op): 10:24pm On May 06
budaatum:
So, everyone will pay you first then you will pay me?

Okay, I agree.

Can I assume some of those "mob is angry to attack you for delay spiritually" have already paid you?

Please let me know the payment frequency.
U not showing seriousness.

u went for many days without permit.

And u not ending yours response with "Alhaji has the mat and slippers"
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by budaatum: 10:27pm On May 06
Everybody! Say the mantra of the Alhaji of the Mat with the Slippers. I need to get paid!

ALHAJIJUJU:
Start saying mantra of the spirit:

I am joining in the spirit
Joining with the fauna

Joining the coven
Of Alhaji with the slippers.

After each mantra you must say:
For Alhaji has the mat and slippers

The reward is that Alhaji will guide you and reveal things to you and give you power in world

For Alhaji has the sandbox that sees all things
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by budaatum: 10:28pm On May 06
ALHAJIJUJU:
U not showing seriousness.

u went for many days without permit.

And u not ending yours response with
Haba! You gave me 5 days to respond na! E no even reach 3!

"Alhaji has the mat and slippers".
Re: African Church Of Alhaji Of The Mat by Nelochukwu: 1:06am On May 07
ALHAJIJUJU:
I am coming to the meeting with black snake and two dwarfs
You this boy. Ave been waiting for u at the East gate. Ur wings lost lipsrsealed

Haaa u fall my hand ooo.
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