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ALHAJIJUJU:
"Speak not evil of the Mat, neither belittle the magic thereof" -
Revelation of the Mat 6:66

Where r u oga matt .

Im waiting. Lemme move to d North gate maybe ur wings will work there

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ALHAJIJUJU:
I am coming to the meeting with black snake and two dwarfs

Still no show .

Very disappointing abi ur mat tear?

Ur slippers cut

ALHAJIJUJU:
I am coming to the meeting with black snake and two dwarfs

Where r d dwarfs n snake. . I thot I will do snake pepper soup this midnight.

No go find work u here

ALHAJIJUJU:
I am coming to the meeting with black snake and two dwarfs

This kind herbalist wey dey sleep pass pregnant woman. Im sure u r also snoring.

Oya naw wen u wake come with d dwarfs n snakes ooo.

I pity who believed dis rubbish

Nelochukwu:
This kind herbalist wey dey sleep pass pregnant woman. Im sure u r also snoring.

Oya naw wen u wake come with d dwarfs n snakes ooo.

I pity who believed dis rubbish

We deliberated on your matter and it was decided that if you see the black snake and dwarfs plus me in my real form insanity may result, so mercy was applied.

the mercy is on condition you join church of mat and slippers today

lo! alhaji has the mat and slippers!

ALHAJIJUJU:
We deliberated on your matter and it was decided that if you see the black snake and dwarfs plus me in my real form insanity may result, so mercy was applied.

the mercy is on condition you join church of mat and slippers today

lo! alhaji has the mat and slippers!

Hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

419. No level

U wey just dey wake up from sleep wey saliva full ur mouth. Hahahahahahsha

Nelochukwu:
Hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

419. No level

what!
you think this is a joke?

ok then. you will see what will happen today.

u will surely come here to beg

papagiddy, come to the church of alhaji of the mat

ALHAJIJUJU:
what!
you think this is a joke?

ok then. you will see what will happen today.

u will surely come here to beg

Shut it abeg. U r a noise maker. A chest beater. A man who couldn't get a job so he started this bizness after paying ur alfa uncle 50k to teach u work so hunger won't kpai u. Hahahahahahahahaga .

Poverty is controlling ur brain.

Continue

Nelochukwu:
Shut it abeg. U r a noise maker. A chest beater. A man who couldn't get a job so he started this bizness after paying ur alfa uncle 50k to teach u work so hunger won't kpai u. Hahahahahahahahaga .

Poverty is controlling ur brain.

Continue

You are lucky you reached out to me privately to apologize. That was wisdom, because the spirits and witches that had been mobilized already to pinch you are very harsh and wicked spirits all the way from Babylon as well as one from a swamp in Equitorial Guinea who has eaten the destiny of more than 11, 000 men in the last few weeks alone.

You are forgiven.

Now, let us know the power you desire and we shall give it to you.

Lo and verily! We have the mat and slippers!

budaatum:
I need to get paid!

Because of this, you have been disqualified as First Disciple.
You have made it obvious you are mocking us for money and not that you believe in Alhaji of the Mat and Slippers.

Lo and verily!

The following have been chosen at the meeting underground by the high council of witches and wizards -

Horlaz, corpernick, naturalwaves, vkconcept, pinepark, omi24, vik11p, mrpoint, prodigy777, thafreshdude, smerchant, fitinwell, tolufase, digitb, iamdemola, visibledreamz, racoon, stpete, dominion2000, goodman1, spiritmask, sisteranne, olaadegbu, lukman, jesusjnr2020, theawakensoul, mrpresident1, papagiddy

You have all been chosen by water in bowl, and magic sandbox,

To be given the following powers

Commanding tone

Do as I say medicine

Magic handkerchief and biro

Spend money and back to account immediately

Love potion

Follow me medicine

Be my slave medicine

Disappear and reappear medicine

Change to another persons face madicine

Appear in dream medicine

This is a once in a lifetime nomination.

Use it wisely.

Start your application by declaring -

"Alhaji has the mat and slippers!"

ALHAJIJUJU:
Because of this, you have been disqualified as First Disciple.
You have made it obvious you are mocking us for money and not that you believe in Alhaji of the Mat and Slippers.

Nobody here believes that Alhaji of the Mat and Slippers has the sandbox that sees all things like buda does! The money just makes me believe full time because believe does not feed my belly and my children.

ALHAJIJUJU:
You are lucky you reached out to me privately to apologize. That was wisdom, because the spirits and witches that had been mobilized already to pinch you are very harsh and wicked spirits all the way from Babylon as well as one from a swamp in Equitorial Guinea who has eaten the destiny of more than 11, 000 men in the last few weeks alone.

You are forgiven.

Now, let us know the power you desire and we shall give it to you.

Lo and verily! We have the mat and slippers!

Haaaaaaaa who reached out to u privately. Hahahahahahs. Haba mana

As in na so u dey deceive urself

Please send the spirits ooo. How can I apologize to my spiritual junior.

U r my errand boy in d spirit. U and ur ancestors for not knowing and recognizing a power greater than urs.

U r under my feet my mat indeed

Nelochukwu:
Haaaaaaaa who reached out to u privately. Hahahahahahs. Haba mana

As in na so u dey deceive urself

Please send the spirits ooo. How can I apologize to my spiritual junior.

U r my errand boy in d spirit. U and ur ancestors for not knowing and recognizing a power greater than urs.

U r under my feet my mat indeed

We will ignore this.

Choose from the list which you want in the below -

Commanding tone

Do as I say medicine

Magic handkerchief and biro

Spend money and back to account immediately

Love potion

Follow me medicine

Be my slave medicine

Disappear and reappear medicine

Change to another persons face madicine

Appear in dream medicine

ALHAJIJUJU:
Lo and verily!

I think I get you now ALHAJIJUJU of the mat and slippers. You already had your inside disciples and this was you doing public offering to fill your garden of mat and slippers!

budaatum:
I think I get you now ALHAJIJUJU of the mat and slippers. You already had your inside disciples and this was you doing public offering to fill your garden of mat and slippers!

You are not truthful. We know that you have been laughing at mocking us in your heart. We have examined your mind in sandbox and everything is open and naked before us. All is revealed. You never believed in us and were waiting for a chance to mock us.

But lo!
We have the mat and slippers.

ALHAJIJUJU:
You are not truthful.

You were, I believed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5Rd6oM-C4

budaatum:
You were, I believed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5Rd6oM-C4

Hw can you lie to Mat and Slippers, know you not that the Mat is a magic?
And what is relevance of song

Verily!
We have the sandbox, the kettle and the Revelation of the Mat

ALHAJIJUJU:
Hw can you lie to Mat and Slippers, know you not that the Mat is a magic?
And what is relevance of song

Verily!
We have the sandbox, the kettle and the Revelation of the Mat

I quit, means you shall no more benefit from my labor.

Go and reveal the magic of the relevance of that song to your sandbox with your own mat and slippers.

budaatum:
I quit, means you shall no more benefit from my labor.

Go and reveal the magic of the relevance of that song to your sandbox with your own mat and slippers.

Quitting after sack is meaningless.
Beg for second chance because this is million naira business

Alhaji has the mat and slippers.
Behold, and the sandbox.

And verily, the kettle, tes b and magical tools.

Budaatum, we have consulted and are bringing you back.

NEW SET OF INVITEES -

Choose from the list which you want in the below -

Commanding tone

Do as I say medicine

Magic handkerchief and biro

Spend money and back to account immediately

Love potion

Follow me medicine

Be my slave medicine

Disappear and reappear medicine

Change to another persons face madicine

Appear in dream medicine

Gheng(m), agbaikings, EMXTAN1(m), Danja, JOAofAfrica, Deicide, kaywhy09(m), PJ123, macphilip, Scatteredcountr, cunny88(m),
brainpower(m), javalove(m), DeeGov123(m), inibro(m), Twoodds(m), Mrschiago, Ralp226, Olamicomplete, rbgsun, Agbanasm, chiboy11(m),
AyarmBoye(m), joedoc44(m), njokuuche77(m), Duyt1798, Ibkay32(m), smeag0l(m), ColdHunter(f), dotreal4life, Anglomoz, KingDemolah(m),
Luckybrother1, Treyknowles(m), monarck, Kylekent59, simp, Kalatium(m), masterflowx(m), HELLASJ(m), RabbitGuy, Sccarrr, Nnahokwudiri,
Bahamas95(m), adedayoa2(f), newoffer, EK47, Nteogwuija(m), Heart3030, okpacoco1969, Buddy0, jlo247(m), prospero5(m), quincee88(f),
YALAYALA(m), ThinkBrave, Tecks10, Donsheddy, adamantium321, Mirasteel, Bubbybo02(m), fasmukol, Mathilde, Tenses, Skullminers1, Kyari81,
friedakara(m), lagbaja(m), cantiride2, lifesolutions(m), Deefirm, frank155(m), SayDeeJay, ALIF07, Kcdojoto(m), AjalaDtraveller(f), Ekkybanj1(m),
ovie8200, justjentle(m), peculiar2233, JuanDeDios, chingydaboss(m), Yem0350, phidipe(m), DropsMic(m), Mystiquefia, Afriifa(m),jujufada,
austano1234(m), Waliyu007, timbalogs, horlando30, pgirl123, zachanalysis, Gistmedia10, Nova01(m), Oisagbai78, oz4real83(m), sweerychick(f), D111,papiwyte(m), goddon1992(m), danex67(m), TrustedLawyer, generalgisbon(m), metorablog, Marvieduke(f), Helpfromabove1(m), Sublimesuccess, DonTim1, Seyitosino(m), Eteka1(m), DonUmeh(m), 4laferarri(m), Dididrumz(m), Peacecore, coolgeorge, Niscort, sircrabo, kennyosein(m), reedomtours(m), chiboycue, gabzyworld(m), weblord1900, Davisk11(m), Pdmomoh1(m), BreakingNews21, Damilola0147, Shongy74(m), Fizzle1759

Neleochukwu

ALHAJIJUJU:
Neleochukwu

Yes my son. Why do you summon me.

Nelochukwu:
Yes my son. Why do you summon me.

Alhaji is always your elder.

Now quick, do you want the powers available

Commanding tone

Do as I say medicine

Magic handkerchief and biro

Spend money and back to account immediately

Love potion

Follow me medicine

Be my slave medicine

Disappear and reappear medicine

Change to another persons face madicine

Appear in dream medicine

Turn right leg to left leg

Turn to Owl and fly to enemies house at night

Verily! Alhaji has the Mat and Slippers!

ALHAJIJUJU:
Alhaji is always your elder.

Now quick, do you want the powers available

Commanding tone

Do as I say medicine

Magic handkerchief and biro

Spend money and back to account immediately

Love potion

Follow me medicine

Be my slave medicine

Disappear and reappear medicine

Change to another persons face madicine

Appear in dream medicine

Turn right leg to left leg

Turn to Owl and fly to enemies house at night

Verily! Alhaji has the Mat and Slippers!

But all these things u selling have u used them?

Cause u suppose don hammer

Nelochukwu:
But all these things u selling have u used them?

Cause u suppose don hammer

Lo! We are not allowed to use our powers for our own benefit!

ALHAJIJUJU:
Lo! We are not allowed to use our powers for our own benefit!

Ahhh..I see. But u r allowed to be a begger online.

Ur gods are stupid cause Dem for allow u use d powers hammer so u won't come and be a nuisance online

Anyways. Kontinue

Nelochukwu:
Ahhh..I see. But u r allowed to be a begger online.

Ur gods are stupid cause Dem for allow u use d powers hammer so u won't come and be a nuisance online

Anyways. Kontinue

This is your last warning. Lo, if you insult us again, we shall send after you a spell, a curse and a firm binding.

ALHAJIJUJU:
This is your last warning. Lo, if you insult us again, we shall send after you a spell, a curse and a firm binding.

Shut up this man. Are you not to old for this childish thing

If u continue na me go bind u permanently in d air. Na for air you go dey float bound unable to wiggle your way out of it.