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Ibime:
2 weeks to race day and closing out training. Two runs this morning. One 10km run at race pace sub 6 mins/km and another 5km recovery run shortly after at 7 mins/km pace to build resilience. Getting more confident of meeting my race goals above especially my legs are beat up from hill sprints yesterday so should be better with 3 full days rest before race day

Do not let us down

GloriousGbola:
cardinal rule ke?
so who has been knacking all these married women from the time of david?
maybe you mean don't get casted
or dont knack the wife of a senior man who can call IG for you

Na their husbands dey knack them.

So bandits done reach Ogbomosho?

Raumdeuter na to move your people oh

izzou:
The Nigerian Government may not be wrong.

So, these terrorists usually don't use their real names. Those names are mostly a title attached to that rank.

Once you get to that rank, you will start bearing that name.

So, it's possible that they killed that particular Commander in 2024, and this is just another one that has assumed the role again.

It's possible oh....You also might be correct that it's propaganda

Izzou ga wa biko 🤣🤣🤣

Ibime:
So bandits done reach Ogbomosho?

Ramdeuter na to move your people oh

October last year. One uncle living abroad was talking to me about investing in housing and landed properties Nigeria

I gave him a 30mins mins lecture on how its an extremely stupid and braindead idea that shouldnt be entertained by supposed exposed and intelligent people

I broke it down into 5 categories
Economic - Every money you send to Nigeria loses value
Security - No need wasting talk on that
Cultural - He started with our children wont know and connect to culture. I told him in 2026 Naija culture is all over every big city in the world. You left Naija decades ago. All your kids born abroad why will you base investment on the fact that kids who have zero connection to Naija will desire to live in a place alien to them,

All the political leaders in Nigeria ensure their kids live abroad or have dual citizenship whether its Tinubu Atiku or Obi to the level of senators. While you that your kids are abroad you want them to go in the other direction

And spent 5mins in each dishing out how stupid each point is.

I told him what's the distance from Kwara to Ogbomoso its a 30mins drive that time na Kwara news still full

He wanted to bring the racism angle into it that but in this abroad they are still racist... I asked him which one he will prefer a random oyinbo calling him nigga or Bandits flogging him in the bush

After that day I made it a point to spam his WhatsApp with activities of bandits around Kwara and he hasn't replied me since then. Yesterday I already sent him this news

I know people in Nigeria who wont travel out of Lagos for anything for security reasons. Some in Lagos dont leave their estate after 8pm but you are abroad dreaming of going to Naija even outside Lagos like you have a death wish

izzou:
The Nigerian Government may not be wrong.

So, these terrorists usually don't use their real names. Those names are mostly a title attached to that rank.

Once you get to that rank, you will start bearing that name.

So, it's possible that they killed that particular Commander in 2024, and this is just another one that has assumed the role again.

It's possible oh....You also might be correct that it's propaganda

Like Jomo Gbomo and Emma powerful belonged to multiple people

raumdeuter:
October last year. One uncle living abroad was talking to me about investing in housing and landed properties Nigeria

I gave him a 30mins mins lecture on how its an extremely stupid and braindead idea that shouldnt be entertained by supposed exposed and intelligent people

I broke it down into 5 categories
Economic - Every money you send to Nigeria loses value
Security - No need wasting talk on that
Cultural - He started with our children wont know and connect to culture. I told him in 2026 Naija culture is all over every big city in the world. You left Naija decades ago. All your kids born abroad why will you base investment on the fact that kids who have zero connection to Naija will desire to live in a place alien to them,

All the political leaders in Nigeria ensure their kids live abroad or have dual citizenship whether its Tinubu Atiku or Obi to the level of senators. While you that your kids are abroad you want them to go in the other direction

And spent 5mins in each dishing out how stupid each point is.

I told him what's the distance from Kwara to Ogbomoso its a 30mins drive that time na Kwara news still full

He wanted to bring the racism angle into it that but in this abroad they are still racist... I asked him which one he will prefer a random oyinbo calling him nigga or Bandits flogging him in the bush

After that day I made it a point to spam his WhatsApp with activities of bandits around Kwara and he hasn't replied me since then. Yesterday I already sent him this news

I know people in Nigeria who wont travel out of Lagos for anything for security reasons

E good as you advice am, the man go probably reason say na the way Nigeria dey pre-APC e take dey today.

Theflint1:
E good as you advice am, the man go probably reason say na the way Nigeria dey pre-APC e take dey today.

Person wey don comot Naija in the 90s na them get get nostalgia about Naija pass. He probably hates me and think I insulted him. He is probably still going ahead with his plans which I dont mind but no carry innocent kids join. Those will be thinking its an adventure
I went a little harsh on him though. Cos if you wan sacrifice yourself why include children in it.

Going to some places in Nigeria now na like traveling to Syria. Some towns have been desolate and abandoned but na there you want carry your kids go visit

Some people na ego and emotions dey drive them

Cos the differential in exchange rates gives them economic advantage which will make people worship them in Naija unlike abroad

Congratulations to Iheanacho on his first league title although I was supporting Hearts

raumdeuter:
Person wey don comot Naija in the 90s na them get get nostalgia about Naija pass. He probably hates me and think I insulted him. He is probably still going ahead with his plans which I dont mind but no carry innocent kids join. Those will be thinking its an adventure
I went a little harsh on him though. Cos if you wan sacrifice yourself why include children in it.

Going to some places in Nigeria now na like traveling to Syria. Some towns have been desolate and abandoned but na there you want carry your kids go visit

Some people na ego and emotions dey drive them

Cos the differential in exchange rates gives them economic advantage which will make people worship them in Naija unlike abroad

E be like e really pain you. 😂😂

Although I understand what you mean and hopefully he doesn't learn from his own experience.

PBAT just go disgrace himself at the Africa CEO Annual Summit in Kigali. He was one of the panelists.

PBAT - Why not start an exchange commodity platform where we can trade with one another.

Moderator - Well, why don't you start one?

PBAT - You say?

Moderator - Why don't you start the commodity exchange you're talking about?

PBAT - shrugs shoulder in a gesture of I don't know and goes quiet.

Other questions, he just dey ramble, dey talk nonsense and off point.

Disgraceful.

Ibime:
Congratulations to Iheanacho on his first league title although I was supporting Hearts

Was never really good enough. Na scotland be hin level. Congrats to him.

semid4lyfe:
Was never really good enough. Na scotland be hin level. Congrats to him.

Na old man na. Have you seen him running in Scottish league? Baba looks close to 40 if not 40 already

semid4lyfe:
PBAT just go disgrace himself at the Africa CEO Annual Summit in Kigali. He was one of the panelists.

PBAT - Why not start an exchange commodity platform where we can trade with one another.

Moderator - Well, why don't you start one?

PBAT - You say?

Moderator - Why don't you start the commodity exchange you're talking about?

PBAT - shrugs shoulder in a gesture of I don't know and goes quiet.

Other questions, he just dey ramble, dey talk nonsense and off point.

Disgraceful.

I haven't seen the video, but if you see how his faithfuls have been hyping the interview ehn...

I come dey wonder say no be Tinubu wey I know...

Cityboy movement for life😁

Is it true that Cubana Chief Priest lost the primaries?

The comedians in Rivers State are very funny. You are contesting against yourself without any resistance from the Governor’s supporters, yet you are still rigging 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/r6zBIwVGKJ

— Chris (@only1topboyy) May 16, 2026

God I die😂😂😂😂

Nigeria must be rescued from apc

izzou:
Is it true that Cubana Chief Priest lost the primaries?

How him wn take win Omego for primaries? Even Uzodinma no fit run that kain thing for am..

He should have started with state house of assembly..

https://www.nairaland.com/8672884/voters-flee-violence-breaks-out

If APC primary can be this violent , who knows what will happen in the general election sef ?

iamoyindamola:
I’m ICEMAN, cold like Rice-man, we’ve got the best player in the league, must be nice man"

What in the Nursery 1 rhymes? He put that on wax?

semid4lyfe:
PBAT just go disgrace himself at the Africa CEO Annual Summit in Kigali. He was one of the panelists.

PBAT - Why not start an exchange commodity platform where we can trade with one another.

Moderator - Well, why don't you start one?

PBAT - You say?

Moderator - Why don't you start the commodity exchange you're talking about?

PBAT - shrugs shoulder in a gesture of I don't know and goes quiet.

Other questions, he just dey ramble, dey talk nonsense and off point.

Disgraceful.

Lol when his supporters are praising him to high heavens for making Nigeria proud at the summit with his intellectual answers.

A40:
What in the Nursery 1 rhymes? He put that on wax?

False

Although he got a rhyme about his son taking corner kicks Infront of Luis Enrique at PSG

I'm like when did Luis Enrique start watching PSG Under 8s

This appeared in my feed for some reason

https://www.thecable.ng/court-orders-fccpc-to-close-coscharis-motors-over-defective-range-rover-sold-to-customer/

Court orders FCCPC to close Coscharis Motors over defective Range Rover sold to customer
by
Mathew Chima
May 16, 2026 1:14 pm

A federal high court in Abuja has ordered the Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission (FCCPC) to close Coscharis Motors over a dispute involving a “defective” Range Rover Sport sold to a customer, Florence Ozor.

Emeka Nwite, the presiding judge, gave the order on Wednesday while ruling on a motion for judicial review filed by Ozor.

The FCCPC was listed as a respondent in the case.

‘THE CASE’

In September 2024, Ozor, the applicant, bought a 2024 Range Rover Sport worth N260 million from Coscharis Motors.

According to an FCCPC notice letter seen by TheCable, the applicant started driving the car in November 2024.

Six months later, the vehicle “developed recurrent faults, including a defective right taillight”.

The applicant told the commission that despite repairs, the defects persisted.

Subsequently, the applicant lodge a complaint to the FCCPC “alleging supply of a defective vehicle in violation of the Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Act, 2018 (“FCCPA”)”.

On July 16, 2025, the FCCPC wrote to the car dealer requesting a detailed report of its findings and remedial actions on the issue.

The commission, on August 15, 2025, convened a mediation meeting, which was attended by both parties.


“At the mediation, the Respondent (the car dealer) proposed three settlement options: (i) return of the repaired vehicle with an additional one-year warranty, (ii) replacement with another vehicle of the same model with the cost difference shared by the Complainant, the Respondent, and the manufacturer, or (iii) refund of the purchase price,” the letter reads.

“The Complainant rejected the refund option and insisted that any replacement must be at no additional cost to her.

CrystalTiger:
How him wn take win Omego for primaries? Even Uzodinma no fit run that kain thing for am..

He should have started with state house of assembly..

Political strategy means reading the lines too.

You just woke up, joined APC and think it's SM influence that will give you ticket. APC Imo was the first in the SE. You sabi queue wey dey there?

The same goes for those who won with LP, PDP, etc and decamped to APC. I doubt if anyone will survive the primaries.

He should not come and cry on SM oh. Make e dey there!

GloriousGbola:
This appeared in my feed for some reason

https://www.thecable.ng/court-orders-fccpc-to-close-coscharis-motors-over-defective-range-rover-sold-to-customer/

Did you read what you posted?

Coscharis offered 3 options
1) Keep the car, and we add an additional one year warranty
2) Take another model, and add an extra fee for the cost difference
3) Collect your full money back.

Mrs Florence Ozor said NO.

And a Court asks that they close Coscharis Group?

izzou:
Is it true that Cubana Chief Priest lost the primaries?

He thought it was by famzing Seyi or disturbing his village with motorcade.

Roland17:
He thought it was by famzing Seyi or disturbing his village with motorcade.

Person wey wan connect the South East to the Centre, no fit connect himself first

izzou:
Person wey wan connect the South East to the Centre, no fit connect himself first

Tough!

Ibime:
False

Although he got a rhyme about his son taking corner kicks Infront of Luis Enrique at PSG

I'm like when did Luis Enrique start watching PSG Under 8s

Lol I for say.

Drake raps have stopped moving me long time ago. From weak beats to monotonous subject matter. How can you be telling us about banging Cherokee D'ass in big 2026. P0rnstar wey don wash almost 15 years ago

I dey sorry for Hearts fans. What a cruel way to lose a title

Raumdeuter comman carry ur Adelabu o

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Where are all those people that came to welcome him at the airport ?

https://x.com/Magixlamy_/status/2055645565975773313/video/1?s=46

izzou:
Did you read what you posted?

Coscharis offered 3 options
1) Keep the car, and we add an additional one year warranty
2) Take another model, and add an extra fee for the cost difference
3) Collect your full money back.

Mrs Florence Ozor said NO.

And a Court asks that they close Coscharis Group?

i dont seem to remember making any comments

but since you have chosen to put words in my mouth

1) Keep the car, and we add an additional one year warranty - the car was already defective when sold
2) Take another model, and add an extra fee for the cost difference - basically, they want to do like your corner corner road side hustler who sells you a brand new product with k-leg and then says okay, pay us extra and we will replace with another model
3) Collect your full money back. - 260m in 2024 is not same as 260m in 2026

car dealers of all classes , unfortunately are usually dodgy. years ago my colleague took delivery of a brand new honda crv which died in traffic within a week of buying it. i had to tow him to a safe place at 9pm. they replaced the car with anothr brand new one that it turned out was mildly accidented with the door badly resprayed after panel beating

seems to me like they sold her a partly refurb car at brand new price - not open box/return price - which like i aid is how we do in these parts