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Suárez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😭😭

This bro is 40years old but has refused to change 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/yka1Khwsm1

— THE DUKE OF MADRID (@navasjnr30) May 23, 2026

raumdeuter:
These things have all been happening before Tinubu. ISIS, Iswap have all been in Nigeria before Tinubu. Its been over 12yrs ago that Chibok girls were taken in the same manner that was not Tinubu

Same with Dapchi

Its agenda to claim that we moved into something under Tinubu that has been in existence for 12yrs

raumdeuter:
Shey dem dey use PVC for primaries?

Ellexy:
Dem just dey do warm up for the main election. Rigged election, na from primaries you go know..

Ihebu4chelsea:
Was this same theory applicable during the time of President Good luck Jonathan?

diggz:
Make dem carry Tiefnubu, Akpabio, Wike and co sons and daughters first, make we check something.

If your man is useless like this as the commander in chief of this country, why are you actively supporting him for a second term?

E be like politics still dey sweet you for body until all of us for this country, including your friends and families, no go dey safe again.

Ellexy:
So Tinubu is lying then?

Ellexy:
I pity those that take you serious here

😭😭😭😭😭

BlueRayDick:
Maybe if u read the post I'm responding to, u will get the context of My comment.

I don't have time for any agenda. You are the one that keeps mentioning Seyi Makinde every now and then even when we all know Tinubu controls the security architecture of the whole country.

raumdeuter:
The deception is thinking that its by rigging that this election is won

Currently APC is the only party with a nationwide spread. The major opposition dont even have presence in some part of the country
NDC for example does not have candidate in many places in the North, ADC does not have candidates in some parts in the South
So when they lose you will claim its rigging. Thats the cope

raumdeuter:
In a military regime, a Major General is like the president. Buhari became head of state as a Major General. Thats how high it is

Dem kill am and no solution has been found

raumdeuter:
Claiming rigging is the excuse and cop out that opposition want to use for not being organized

semid4lyfe:
The emboldened is the koko.

The election will be rigged brazenly, and will make Wike's Rivers state abracadabra in 2023 look like child's play.

Dem go do am to the extent that they will even win in opposition strongholds/backyards in the East and North to send a message to Obi, Atiku, Kwankwanso and opposition politicians.

If people come out to protest, security forces will be sent to dislodge and quell the protest, any way possible.

They will tell you go to court, where PBAT will secure a majority decision.

Nigerians will lament, wail, cry in anguish and resort to criticizing the government on social media, and that will be the end of it. Mission accomplished.

Like Thanos, Tinubu's 2nd term is inevitable and only death can thwart it

Man...you know game.

That's dem ways, repeat and rinse aluta continua.

raumdeuter:
Under Jonathan the challenges are different from now

raumdeuter:
But Seyi controls and holds the security votes for Oyo. Should he return the funds since he does not have the means to provide security

raumdeuter:
Lying about what

raumdeuter:
Imagine iamoy.indamola and Izz.ou wey queue inside sun to vote Tinubu, time to reap the benefit make me come chance them and collect their benefit

Even the gods will be angry

Bimmarlykay:
Lol. Right now, Obi is more popular and well known. It’s no longer news,he’s the only candidate who could move into a party like,say "OPC" and it becomes a thing. That automatically cancels your “no structure” excuse, which is the same line your fellow APC's will use to justify rigging.

If only Obi could play dirty like Tilubu, APC and their cohorts would be in trouble.

Also, you can’t wake someone who ain't asleep. You know the party you support and how dirty they can play, so spare us, the caring Nigerians,with your "No structure/competition/candidate" story...they have a tactical setup and their job is to cripple anything opposing.

semid4lyfe:
Lol.

If e sure for PBAT, he would not have compelled Amupitan to sign a post-dated resignation letter before appointing him as INEC Chairman.

Also, he would have forced Amupitan's to step down when his partisan tweets came to light with all the furore it generated. But wetin happen? APC apparatchiks were all over media houses and social media defending the INEC chairman.

Lastly, look at the recent APC sham of primaries. Rigging and inflated results everywhere. Na as their primaries be, the general election go be. E too sure.

Ihebu4chelsea:
Insecurity?

raumdeuter:
But Seyi controls and holds the security votes for Oyo. Should he return the funds since he does not have the means to provide security

BlueRayDick:
Others already responded to u on this security vote hill u want to die on top.

Tinubu controls DSS and NIA that are intelligence agencies whose job it is to gather intelligence to thwart terrorist attacks.

Tinubu controls the armed forces whose job it is to protect the territorial integrity of the country and combat non-state elements that are actively working to make the state (Nigeria) fail.

If despite Tinubh being the Commander-In-Chief all of these shiit still happen, then there's no need for him to bear the title when he cannot discharge the responsibility attached to the title.

Shame on Tinubu and anyone deflecting from his constitutional duty. 🤮

Ellexy:
The country is better and has enough resources for everyone including abroadians

Ellexy:
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CrystalTiger:
I just say make I see who you blame for insecurity under Jonathan..

Today under your fave BAT, the elected president shouldn't provide security for high school students and teachers and the blood of killed Nigerians no suppose dey for president head 🤣🤣🤣

iamoyindamola:
This Suarez na maluu, them swear for him with biting
Werey dan bite his team mate Jordi Alba

Suárez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😭😭

This bro is 40years old but has refused to change 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/yka1Khwsm1

— THE DUKE OF MADRID (@navasjnr30) May 23, 2026

iamoyindamola:
Heat wave eh?
Paper Tiger already preparing excuse(S) before the run, have you heard of the naked mile run? Just that you don't have to run naked of course.
Wear light shorts and singlet then have small bottle water to drench yourself already.
Yakubu manage, we are all rooting for you and you have come this far to pull heat wave excuse stunt.

larride:
You wan run marathon Egbon?

Ibime:
Natural animal instinct, he can't help himself

This guy go be last born for very poor family. Na dem dey quick bite anytime there is qwantar

raumdeuter:
When will you advocate for Governors to return the security votes since they are incapable of delivering

If I am paying you to teach Arabic which you are not equipped to, wont the reasonable thing be to return the funds

Let state governors own up that they cannot secure their states and refund the security votes to the FG