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GloriousGbola:
Cc Gerr.ard59.

Blocking angry wives from philanderinh husbands since 1900

I was reading it when I saw your mention. Mr Kalu did a good job. It's an act I think is rampant in hotels/guesthouses outside the city centre of a state capital and the major areas of Lagos. I cannot imagine this happening in Gbagada .

Imagine your wife is been brought to the guest house to be devoured by your best friend.



O ma loud ninu hotel gan.

Kalulu44:
Omoh @wotowotoman they purposely gang up against me o.
Na one of them come confess to me this morning say dem be dey interested but dey fear the backlash from others.
Say two people wey I don tell my mind broadcast am to others, and tell others say make dem no gree if I ask dem out.
.
She now tell me say make she no lie, e been dey her mind, but she dey fear wetin others go talk.
All these na bcus I stopped them from entering my compound again for anything.
I noticed since last week say one particular girl among them wey I talked to since over 3 weeks ago, she no gree give me answer since then, but she still dey come fetch water and charge her phone and I no ask am anything again.
.
So since last week she no dey gree talk or greet me again, and no dey come fetch water again. But I noticed her bucket dey among the ones wey the other girls dey carry come.
So I warn those ones, make e no be say una fetch water for so so person. Dem deny, but on Wednesday this week I catch her dey hide give one of dem bucket to fetch water for her.
Na there the thing vex me, I come tell all of them say no more water or charging phone in my place. Make una dey trek go well go fetch water.
.
Then on Thursday, dem bring one new girl come for there. I overheard her on the speaking Igbo. Without wasting time I go chik her after her call, she later follow me to my place, I show her round and she like am.
She tell me say she go dey come stay there anytime she wants.
We exchange numbers, she beg me for bucket, I give her out of many wey I get and fill am with water.
Friday, she came back from work and we chatted and played very well at my place.
.
Since that Friday, she don lock up. I no see her. She no come fetch water. Try to call her and she no pick three times till today Sunday I never hear from her but I dey see her.
So as my guy, tell me wetin you think say go don go under ground.
The girl wey come tell me all these, na she be the smallest among them, I give am water dis morning as she want, and I go continue to dey give her but I no go get anything to do with her. She's still a small girl of about 18,19 or there about if am not mistaking. I don tell her gan gan right from time say I take her like a daughter.
.
If not for beg wey she beg me this morning, she sef for no see water.

you dey phok in house OS?

Kalulu44 the storyteller. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your story sweet. You add am maggi, salt, onions and pepper.

You just dey make me laugh.

Is like you are deep inlove with security job.

Honestly sha, security is a course on its own. A good course at dat. One can get enrolled and study it in special schools. Then you can go get the experience by working with a security outfit.
Most people don't realise dis.

You can even go up with time and grace to becoming the CSO(chief security officer).

Alright.

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
.
I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
.
So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
.
Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
.
I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
.
The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
.
The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
.
I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
.
They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
.
It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
.
It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
.
When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

The story sweet o.
That moment the staff took her to his. Or her room I think say he don chop her work., 😂😂

How many yrs u be for here u are good in writing even as a security guard u sabi.

Weldon keep giving us sweet gist we love gist 🙏✌😁

Love800:
Is like you are deep inlove with security job.

Honestly sha, security is a course on its own. A good course at dat. One can get enrolled and study it in special schools. Then you can go get the experience by working with a security outfit.
Most people don't realise dis.

You can even go up with time and grace to becoming the CSO(chief security officer).

Alright.

Nice ideas you have and all you say us true

Kalulu44:
Around 8:30pm today, I was doing routine patrol at the Guest House I am watching over.
After going round the guest house, I decided to go out and check too.
While going to the next gate/house beside the guest house which is still owned by my boss younger brother and still being watched by me.
.
I noticed 3 ladies sitting at the fence of the house. Looked at them and noticed the faces are strange from the regular street people that always sits there.
I approached them and politely ask them who are they and what they're looking for?
They said they're waiting for their friend who lives opposite the guest house to come back from work.
I told them, no problem. But that there's a certain time I can allow them stay there.
They nodded and continue their gist, while going I over heard them saying they'll so deal with him when he comes out.
Bcus it was Yoruba they were communicating with, I couldn't decipher if it's a female or male they want to deal with.
"A'ma fe se' le'se to ba de"
So that Yoruba words didn't state whether it's a male or female.
.
So I was just saying in mind what offense has this said lady donevthat 3 ladies are waiting to deal with her. I just did my own patrol and went back to my office inside the guest house.
Guys you see eh! If devil wants to deal with you, he can just use anything as excuse to drag you out for embarrassment.
.
Meanwhile, our 5 apartment are fully occupied. With all paying 15k each for day break except the front apartment that cost 40k for double apartment.
At our bar, we have all types of drinks from soft to alcohol and wine and spirits.
We have as chops fried meat, chin chin of different flavors, plantain chips, Burns and doghnut, and including cashew nuts and groundnuts.
None of this chops interest one of our lodgers, and he decided to go to an Aboki along the street to go buy the same plantain chips we have.
Just bcus ours is #500 and Aboki own is #200, he decided to patronize Aboki.
.
I opened the gate for him and he went out while I close it and went back to my duty post. Not even up to 10 seconds I heard serious shouting outside. I quickly opened the gate and went outside to see what's going on.
Lol and behold, it was one of those 3 ladies who held the man by the shirt and shouting untop of his head, "asewo osi" awon omo yin oti jeun ni'le, e gbe obinrin kakiri"
Meaning, stupid womanizer, your children haven't eaten at home and you are here frolicking with a woman.
.
The other ladies she came with were putting fire on their own, "Baba Kamoru, agbaya niyin sha" "E'ni oju ti rara rara, awon omo yin wa nle ti ebi fe pawon, eyin e se sina kakari"
All this while, our "Oga ade" was just speechless and couldn't find his voice to say anything.
Some senior men in the area came to calm them down, that was when the woman provoke and said before she let go, she wants to see the woman he lodged.
And like play like play, she was dragging "Oga Ade" back to our guest house.
.
The simp of a man didn't even resist, and was just following like a goat been taking to the slaughter slab.
I quickly bypass them and mount my gate, all these while people are telling the man to beg his wife and also telling the woman to allow them settle it at home. That they're just embarrassing themselves.
I stopped the lady and the man been drag at the gate.
The woman started yelling at me, that why am I stopping them from entering, that she wants to deal with the useless woman that's sleeping with another man's husband.
.
I politely told them there's no way I can allow them come in, especially with their noise. That they'll disturb other guests.
Omoh the other ladies she came with, tries to force their way in. That was when I brought out the matchete my direct security boss gave me.
I told them if anybody do anyhow, she will see anyhow.
They shifted away from the gate, I went outside too and lock the gate from outside.
I told everybody including onlookers that I don't want to see anybody around the premises.
.
They didn't listen to me, so I called my direct boss who's just 10 min away from where we were and told him everything. He responded he's coming right away. He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.
You need to see how people were running helter skelter, I was laughing my head off cus I 100% knew it was my boss.
Another laughable thing was, we didn't see or know where Mr Husband ran to cus the gate to the guest house was already locked by me.
Same with iyawo and her bodyguards 😀😀😀😀😀.
.
It was when the street people who knows my boss finally knew it was him that shot the gun that they started coming out.
Mehn! This is a scenario that has been making me laugh since.
After my boss restored order, he left me to handle the remaining situation after telling me what to do in case they come again.
.
It was around 9:45pm that "Oga Ade" sneeked into the guest house, picked his things and drove away with his bike, leaving the said lady behind.
Meanwhile when the whole brouhaha was going on, one of the guy's working with us has gone to tell the lady the man brought what's going on outside, and he relocated her to one of the staff room.
.
When I later got to know, I asked him why he did so. He said he thought the ladies will overpowered me at the gate and gain entrance. So he said he should save the the lady from hurt. I no fit laugh honestly.
The lady is now back to their apartment, but now alone and visibly shaking.
Omoh eh! Naija and different type of drama no dey ever finish.
My boss just sent me a WhatsApp msg asking if everything is ok and calm, I replied yes.

Laugh don tear my belle 😂😂

Kobicove:
The woman is daft!

As a woman if your husband is cheating your issue is with your husband and not with the woman he's cheating with.p

Sometimes e dey good make you know whether na who knows you

Kalulu44:
Lolz! Ka'm kele gi na okwu Abia. Kaa o!

Okwu Ohafia na Abriba.

CorrectionFLuid:
Laugh don tear my belle 😂😂

Omoh eh, e reach to laugh.

raphy:
The story sweet o.
That moment the staff took her to his. Or her room I think say he don chop her work., 😂😂

How many yrs u be for here u are good in writing even as a security guard u sabi.

Weldon keep giving us sweet gist we love gist 🙏✌😁

Hmmm... Thanks man for the accolades I appreciate.
First of all I dropped out of Auchi poly during my HND after finishing my ND.
Secondly, the security work to me is like a retirement work.
I have done the major work of my life driving for 20yrs and achieving whatever I have achieve.
Just using this security job which condition suit my well being. I work from 7pm till 12 midnite and the rest of the day is free for me. Which gives me time to write which is another passion of mine and serve you gist.
.
My driving job won me a bus that somebody is driving for me now and delivering 20k everyday. So you can see it's like I am just playing here and some how well paid even though it's not what I used to get while driving.
Thanks once again for the compliment, I will tag you to another sweet post of mine. My New York Adventure

TheStoriesOfMan:
Kalulu44 the storyteller. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your story sweet. You add am maggi, salt, onions and pepper.

You just dey make me laugh.

😀😀😀😀😀 As usual, if maggi and those ingredients no dey. How food wan take sweet.

TheStoriesOfMan:
Kalulu44 the storyteller. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your story sweet. You add am maggi, salt, onions and pepper.

You just dey make me laugh.

😀😀😀😀😀 As usual, if maggi and those ingredients no dey. How food wan take sweet.
Thanks for the compliment

But everybody needs a fun night especially now army and police no fit even protect their barracks

LordBiden:
You are telling us your boss has a gun,we are coming for you both.

I hope he has license for the guns else get ready to sleep cell with your boss.
Don't think you are anonymous,we are coming for you both.

Possession of firearms is the offense.

Carot:
you dey phok in house OS?

Trying to understand you

Love800:
Is like you are deep inlove with security job.

Honestly sha, security is a course on its own. A good course at dat. One can get enrolled and study it in special schools. Then you can go get the experience by working with a security outfit.
Most people don't realise dis.

You can even go up with time and grace to becoming the CSO(chief security officer).

Alright.

Hmmm.... Not in love with it o. Just that this one suit how I want. I don't wear uniform.
Work from 7pm till 12am. Just using it to pass time after retiring from driving.
My bus is still fetching me money till date.
But your suggestion is valid, I can even end up owning a security outfit and there's money in it

CorrectionFLuid:
Sometimes e dey good make you know whether na who knows you

No be lie o

spencekat:
Okwu Ohafia na Abriba.

Uche gidi'a

@StephenOmozzy

Kalulu44:
Thank you my Oga and I be Igbo man o.
Hope you enjoy the gist

Na this part wan kpai me with laugh

He rode his bike immediately down there, while entering the street, he shot a bullet into the air.

That your boss arrived like Rambo 🤣🤣 , he no even need to show face to restore peace and harmony for area.

GeneralOuki:
Na this part wan kpai me with laugh



That your boss arrived like Rambo 🤣🤣 , he no even need to show face to restore peace and harmony for area.

I swear him surprise them, immediately I hear the shot I know say na him.
But na there you go know say this life still dey sweet many people.
The scattered run that night no get mate 😀😀😀😀

O ga ju!

The person I feel for is "Kamoru".

Baba Kamoru ("Oga Ade") has transgressed greatly. He has offended his wife's Creator.

He should have settled his family with the required food before the rendezvous at your work place.

Haba.

Olorun O ni je kawa gba agbako.

I appreciate.

Kalulu44:
Hmmm.... Not in love with it o. Just that this one suit how I want. I don't wear uniform.
Work from 7pm till 12am. Just using it to pass time after retiring from driving.
My bus is still fetching me money till date.
But your suggestion is valid, I can even end up owning a security outfit and there's money in it

I appreciate.

raphy:
Nice ideas you have and all you say us true

Kalulu44:
I swear him surprise them, immediately I hear the shot I know say na him.
But na there you go know say this life still dey sweet many people.
The scattered run that night no get mate 😀😀😀😀

Maybe they thought that Bandits sef don enter area 🤣, me sef go gbera if to say I dey there.

Caaz:
Imagine your wife is been brought to the guest house to be devoured by your best friend.



O ma loud ninu hotel gan.

Hian, lol at devoured, blood of Fubara ooooooooo

GeneralOuki:
Maybe they thought that Bandits sef don enter area 🤣, me sef go gbera if to say I dey there.

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
But honestly speaking, if no be my Oga sef. I no dey carry run illegal run o.
I dey observe first before I run. What if you run go the direction wey the danger dey

LabStores:
Please, who can summarise this epistle?

Lazy reader. Go back, read it and summarize it yourself

Aquaman

Kalulu44:
Omoh @wotowotoman they purposely gang up against me o.
Na one of them come confess to me this morning say dem be dey interested but dey fear the backlash from others.
Say two people wey I don tell my mind broadcast am to others, and tell others say make dem no gree if I ask dem out.
.
She now tell me say make she no lie, e been dey her mind, but she dey fear wetin others go talk.
All these na bcus I stopped them from entering my compound again for anything.
I noticed since last week say one particular girl among them wey I talked to since over 3 weeks ago, she no gree give me answer since then, but she still dey come fetch water and charge her phone and I no ask am anything again.
.
So since last week she no dey gree talk or greet me again, and no dey come fetch water again. But I noticed her bucket dey among the ones wey the other girls dey carry come.
So I warn those ones, make e no be say una fetch water for so so person. Dem deny, but on Wednesday this week I catch her dey hide give one of dem bucket to fetch water for her.
Na there the thing vex me, I come tell all of them say no more water or charging phone in my place. Make una dey trek go well go fetch water.
.
Then on Thursday, dem bring one new girl come for there. I overheard her on the speaking Igbo. Without wasting time I go chik her after her call, she later follow me to my place, I show her round and she like am.
She tell me say she go dey come stay there anytime she wants.
We exchange numbers, she beg me for bucket, I give her out of many wey I get and fill am with water.
Friday, she came back from work and we chatted and played very well at my place.
.
Since that Friday, she don lock up. I no see her. She no come fetch water. Try to call her and she no pick three times till today Sunday I never hear from her but I dey see her.
So as my guy, tell me wetin you think say go don go under ground.
The girl wey come tell me all these, na she be the smallest among them, I give am water dis morning as she want, and I go continue to dey give her but I no go get anything to do with her. She's still a small girl of about 18,19 or there about if am not mistaking. I don tell her gan gan right from time say I take her like a daughter.
.
If not for beg wey she beg me this morning, she sef for no see water.

Bluna:
Baba Kamoru ti r'ogo

Wahala wahala

😀😀😀😀😀😀